What they would do.

John: *would drive the squad car around looking for people who are speeding or didn't pay the parking meter for enough time.*

Paul: *roams around the mall, acting like he's busting some serious crime, but he's actually there to check out the sweater vest he wanted at that one clothes store.*

George: *parks the squad car at the Dunkin' Donuts and sits in there eating donuts and drinking coffee all day.*

Ringo: *the cop that always lets people off with a warning and a little word of advice.*

What the Beatles would say.

John: Oh, my GOD! That idiot was driving seventy miles an hour in a school zone *flips on the siren* He is soooo dead. I'm going to make sure that sicko gets life in prison for endangerment of some brats' lives!

Paul: Ooh, this sweater vest is so cute! I just have to get it *some punk-looking kids walk by, staring at him* Hey, you kids, stay in school and don't do drugs! You there with the green Mohawk, shave that thing off your head and go to your calculus class! *looks dreamily back at the sweater vest.*

George: *bites into a long john just as a fellow cop gets on the radio and says there is a stolen vehicle and the guy's on the run* *talks into the intercom* I think I'll pass on a high speed chase, Larry . . . I'm in the middle of something serious *drinks his coffee.*

Ringo: *standing outside a teenager's window after pulling him over* Do you know how fast you were going back there, kid? One hundred and ten miles an hour! The limit's sixty. You could get thrown in jail for that and that would be throwing your life away. Look, I won't write you up a ticket this time because everyone deserves a second chance. But remember that you shouldn't speed. It's very dangerous *pats the roof of the car and walks back to the squad car.*