What they would do.

John: *would get impatient and start screaming at the people wanting to buy a car.*

Paul: *would be patiently explaining all the features, making sure to wink occasionally.*

George: *would be eating the entire time he was talking about the car.*

Ringo: *would start messing with controls during the test drive and get the AC so high-powered it blows everyone's hair back.*

What they would say.

John: Make up your bloody mind, all ready! I've been talking about this bloody car for two hours and you still need to think about it?!? *puts his hand on his forehead* My God, I need a drink.

Paul: And this is the back-up camera. *winks* It's very helpful because if there's a toddler back there, you'll see him or her. *winks* Did I mention it also has heated seats? *winks while turning the heated seats on* It also has a cooling option. *winks* Do you want to take it for a test drive, love? *winks*

George: Oh, yeah, and those are the retractable mirrors. *takes a bite out of a Payday bar* You can also adjust the steering wheel. *finishes off the bar and looks at the wrapper* And . . . uh, there also needs to be a trash can in here, but there isn't. *eats the wrapper.*

Ringo: You're cold? Okay, let's see if I can run these controls . . . *turns the AC on high.* No, I want heat! *turns on the defrost* That's not what I meant! *turns the AC on even higher* This stupid vehicle! *starts smacking the controls.*