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What they would do.

John: *would start kicking it until it gave him money*

Paul: *would start flirting with it*

George: *would meditate beside it*

Ringo: *would start pushing random buttons*

What they would say.

John: *kicks it* Give me my money, you oversized trash can! *shakes it* Who do you think you are, keeping me from getting money! I should talk to your manager and have you fired!

Paul: *runs finger down metal* Say, could you give me some cash? *slings his arm around it and leans in* Think of all the things I can do with that money. Maybe I could put some to, I don't know, a romantic dinner . . . with you?

George: Ommmmmmm. *inhales, exhales* If I'm patient, it will give me my sandwich money. Ommmmmmm. Think of all the sandwiches I could buy. Ommmmmmm.

Ringo: *pushes random button* What's wrong with you? I want money! *pushes another button* I need money! *starts smacking the buttons with his entire head* *curls up into fetal position and rocks back and forth*