This is a request from Bonnie_fnaf11 !

What John would say.

Bonnie_fnaf11 : *morphs into Jeff the Killer and watches John sleep* *holds fake knife above his head but it looks real and gets on top of him* go . . . to . . . SLEEP *lowers knife fast but doesn't touch him*

John: *cracks eye open* Oh, hi, creepy guy. And I believe I will go to sleep. Hey, where did you get that knife? The kitchen? Out it back. It's dangerous to be carrying it around like that. *falls into a deep sleep and snores loudly*