This is a request from Reject_Elephant !

What they would say.

George: Why is this horse walking on two legs?

John: Why is the horse talking? That's what I want to know!

Ringo: Why does the horse swear all the time?

Paul: *stroking* Why is the horse wearing clothes?

George: These may all be good questions, but the most important one is: Does the horse eat people food or horse food?

John: That's a good one.

Ringo: I don't think I like this horse.

Paul: Why are we all saying "horse" so much?

John: Because we can.