This is a request from insanityisagiven !

What they would do.

John: *would enjoy "accidentally" thwacking people with his cane and saying that he needs a service cat to lead him around*

Paul: *would get some stylish dark-tinted glasses that have flowers and rainbows on the frames*

George: *would know his garden by heart, even though he can't see, and would enjoy baffling people by stepping around flowers at the last minute*

Ringo: *would get a German Shepherd service dog with a heart of gold and name him Octopus and be best friends*

What they would say.

John: Son, would you mind getting my shoes? *thwack* Oops. That was an accident. How about reaching the top shelf for me? *wham* Another accident. I swear, this cane has a mind of its own. Anyway . . . remember when you said I needed an animal to help me? I want a service cat. What do you mean they don't have service cats?!? Why can't a cat be as good as a stupid mutt?!? *goes into a fit of rage, smacking the person with his cane*

Paul: *looks in the mirror for no reason* Even though I can't see, I know I look fabulous with my glasses. *slowly pulls glasses down bridge of his nose, winking at the mirror* If I could have seen that, I would have swooned.

George: *strolling through garden* Over here are my gardenias. *steps over them* And I believe I planted some tulips around here somewhere. *comes dangerously close to squashing them but skirts around them just in time* And this is my gnome Albert. *bends and pats the gnome on the head*

Person: Are you really blind?!?

George: *turns slowly and manages to look directly at them* I am. How about you keep your nose out of my business. *turns back around and continues walking* And these are my petunias . . .

Ringo: *singing as he and Octopus stroll through the dog park* I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden with you. *pets Octopus*