This is a request from @Thin_Tan_Duchess!

What they would do.

John: *when asked to make a speech he would start telling a story about how he got stuck in a window chasing after his cat and had to wait four hours for the fire department to get him out* *would rank last place for all the cussing during the speech*

Paul: *would be perfect at everything that was asked of him, giving amazing speeches, heartfelt answers to what he wanted most in the world, and would be dressed absolutely flawless* *would get first place*

George: *would give speeches about sandwiches, answer questions related to sandwiches, and would eat a sandwich throughout the entire thing . . . while being dressed like the fashion guru he is* *would get third place*

Ringo: *would be too adorable to pass up, constantly getting "aws" out of the audience even when he wasn't trying* *would get second place*

What they would say.

John: So I yelled, "JESUS, DON'T JUMP OUT THAT WINDOW AFTER THAT RUNAWAY GOLDFISH!" And you know what he did? He jumped out the window after the runaway goldfish. So I started to climb out after him ~ and this is probably three stories above the street, so it's nerve wracking ~ and you know what happened? My traitorous *bleep* got stuck in the window and Jesus ate the goldfish on the balcony. We kind of sat there and stared at each other for the next four hours until the fire fighters finally got me out. Afterward, Jesus got a scolding, and here's what I said: *entire rant gets bleeped out*

Paul: *giving a speech and tearing up* And . . . And what touched me so much was the children! The children were so important to me. Always think of the children!

Paul: What I want most in the world is world peace.

Audience: *applauds wildly*

Paul: *blushing* Oh, stop. You're too kind.

George: *giving a speech* And I said, "This is the best sandwich I've ever had." And he said, "I know!" And I said, "You should get the Best Sandwich in the World award." And he said, "I know!" And then I said . . .

George: *eats sandwich and ignores everything*

Ringo: *wrings hands as he makes his speech* And I, uh, just want to say that, um, octopuses are amazing and so are all of you. Um . . . *starts sweating* I don't know what to say! PEACE AND LOVE!

Audience: Awwwwwww