What each Beatle's occupation would be.

John: *the mastermind who decides what they're going to do but doesn't really think anything out.*

Paul: *John's sidekick who tries to straighten him out.*

George: *the other sidekick who stays out of the gun smoke.*

Ringo: *the guy who drives the getaway car.*

What each Beatle would do.

John: *ends up trying to rob the wrong bank before realizing he planned for a different one.*

Paul: *repeatedly tells John that they're at the wrong bank, but is ignored.*

George: *robs the candy machine outside the bank.*

Ringo: *drives the getaway car away before all the other lads were in.*

What they would be saying.

John: *points revolvers at the tellers* All right, losers, let's see the money! What are you saying, Paul?

Paul: John, for the fifth time, the bank you planned to rob is across the street.

George: *starts kicking the candy machine* Cough up the flipping Snickers bar!

Ringo: Is everyone in? Okay! *drives off with John standing on the curb with the bag of money and the door still open.*