This is a request from darkhorse60 !

What they would do.

John: *would constantly be causing trouble, being the teacher's worst nightmare*

Paul: *would flirt with all the teachers and would never get a bad grade*

George: *would sit in the back of the class and sleep in an upright position so it looks like he's awake*

Ringo: *would doodle octopuses on every single worksheet and textbook*

What they would say.

John: Hey, have any of you losers heard the one about the guy that walks into the ~

Teacher: John, this is English. It is not time to crack jokes.

John: English?!? I already know how to speak English, thank you.

Teacher: *face-palm*

Paul: *walks up to teacher's desk* Now, I know I got a C on that Algebra test, but is there a chance you could, I don't know . . . give me a B+?

Teacher: I don't think so, young man.

Paul: *leans on desk and gives puppy-dog eyes*

Teacher: *scowls the entire time they change his grade*

George: *drooling*

Teacher: George, would you mind coming up and showing the class ~

George: *snores*

Teacher: *screams* GEORGE!

George: *falls out of chair* The answer is 97!

Teacher: George, you're in History.

Ringo: *doodles on paper*

Teacher: Wahwahwahwaha. wah wah wah wah. Wahwah!

Ringo: *doodles in textbook, putting an octopus over an equation*

Teacher: Wahwah, Ringo.

Ringo: *looks up* I believe what you're referring to is the Pythagorean Theorem.

Teacher: *shocked, having thought he hadn't been listening* Would you mind solving the problem on the board?

Ringo: *gets up and solves problem before sitting back down and continuing to draw his evil overlord octopus*