Requested by MLPFan001

Spongebob Squarepants vs Kill la Kill. The villian of Kill la Kill goes up against the tritangonist in Spongebob in a battle to see who is the best musician ever

<Cue: Invader theme>

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Toomi: If you are a fan of GLEE, Step Up or Pitch Perfect, you would have known the one thing in common everyone in the shows love.

Sachi: Music.

Megumi: And some musicians have aspirations so great they would do anything to become a musician

Toomi: Such as Nonon Jakuzure, the musically inclined member of the Elite 4.

Sachi: And Squidward Tentacles, the grumpiest member of the main cast of Spongebob Squarepants.

Megumi: And due to a special request from MLPFan001, we will not be the ones doing the analysis. But rather, Sandy Cheeks and Ira Gamagori will be the ones doing the analyse.

Toomi: But despite that, it is our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle

Nonon Jakuzure marches into What if Battles

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<Cue: Run the Show by Kat Deluna>

<Both Sandy and Ira looks around the studio, a feeling on confusion on their faces.>

Sandy: What are we doing here again?

Sachi: Read your scripts. You're task to do this analysis.

Ira: Ugh! Whatever, screw the script. I shall speak the glory of the Elite 4 myself! We are not only the top members of the student council but we run certain parts of the school.

Sandy: Right. Anyway, according to what I know, you and Nonon were once students from a school called.....Rinne-Do Junior High? Where is that located?

Ira: That place is located in God knows where of Japan. It's where I attended during his time as school president.

Sandy: What has that got to do with anything?

Ira: Because Nonon studied there with me! Anyways, also known as the Snake, Nonon was one of the four Student Councils in the Elite 4. Each of us represent different clubs of the school. I myself represents the Disciplinary Committee Chair. These are the others the other three have

Uzu Sanageyama - Athletic Committee Chair

Nonon Jakuzure - Non-Athletic Committee Chair

Hōka Inumuta - Information and Strategy Committee Chair

Sandy: If I'm not mistaken, every member of The Elite Four has a role to play in the school system. You were Satsuki's enforcer, Uzu Sanageyama deals with athletics such as the tennis and boxing, Nonon Jakuzure deals with non-athletic activities such as gardening and musical plays, and Hōka Inumuta is in charge of strategics and research. But for this fight, we will be talking about Nonon Jakuzure, one of the members of the Elite 4.

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<Cue: Nonon Jakuzure theme>

Ira: That's right. Anyway, don't let Nonon's cute appearance fool you. That girl's one psychotic bitch.

Nonon: The sky is mine, god damn it... so now the gloves are coming off, YOU STINKING BITCH!!!

Nonon Jakuzure

Superhuman Physical Characteristics

Flight

Sound Manipulation

Danmaku

Forcefield Creation

Sandy: Kinda saw your point there. Anyways, being a musician herself, Nonon possesses what most band marchers always have, a baton and a Band Hat

Ira: And the fact that she likes music means, she can manipulate sound, channeling them to form dark shields around her.

Sandy: And she can surprisingly fight for someone representing the non-athletic club. Talk about skills.

Ira: Being a member of the Elite 4, Nonon is nothing without her three-star Goku Uniform, her Symphony Regalia.

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Sandy: Nonon's ability enhancing Life Fiber suit which takes the form of a massive-shaped LRAD equipped with massive woofers that fire waves of reverberating bass and bladed musical notes.

Ira: But she possesses more than just that. Symphony Regalia Presto: A version of Symphony Regalia Grave which transforms into a giant airship. With this, Nonon is able to fly and fire musical themed weapons, such as recorder-shaped rockets, bladed cymbals, powerful waves of concussive bass beats, streams of glowing music sheet-like beams, and an array of heart-shaped lasers.

Sandy: Symphony Regalia Da Capo: The Symphony Regalia's ultimate form which is revealed should the Symphony Regalia Grave be destroyed. Its primary weapon is a cannon on her hat which releases a devastating purple energy beam to the sound of Beethoven's Symphony No. 5: "Fate". The music's rhythm resonates with the targeted Life Fibers of her opponent, manipulating them and inflicting damage at the same time, making it effectively impossible to move when blasted by the music.

Ira: And Symphony Regalia Mk.II: An enhanced variant of her previous suit with all the same abilities as the last, but enhanced to a greater extent. But nothing compares to her final most powerful Goku Uniform. Symphony Regalia: Finale.

Sandy: Nonon's final and by far strongest suit, which again has increased all her prior powers tremendously. With her musical notes now able to effortlessly one shot monsters far stronger than her Mk. II. While it is skimpier than her last two uniforms, the suit uses more powerful and concentrated sound waves in her attacks.

Ira: Nonon is one tough girl, able to use a large majority of her clubs on a suicide run for data intel on Ryuko. And trust me, you don't wanna mess with Ryuko. We all learned that the hard way.

Sandy: Her uniform is capable of firing dozens of flute missiles that can obliterate the battlefield of the Honnouji Academy arena. Which is equivalent to destroying a small town.

Ira: She even tanked the explosion of Honnoji from very close range and can stalemate people able to harm her

Feats

Can fire dozens of flute missiles that can obliterate the battlefield of the Honnouji Academy arena.

Her 3-Star uniform is far more powerful than Mako Mankanshoku's 2-Star uniform

The Symphony Regalia Grave took several cuts from synchronized Ryuko without being destroyed

Can keep up with Ryuko

Can keep up with Nui Harime, who was able to blitz her previous form

One-shot a large amount of COVERs, which were able to casually stomp her previous form.

Tanked the explosion of Honnoji from very close range and can stalemate people able to harm her

Sandy: And in terms of speed, she is able to keep up with clones of Nui Harime's clones, who are just as fast as the real Nui, who can travel at the speed of mach 4500+

Ira: And her music blasts can easily destroy COVERs.

Sandy: But despite how she thinks, Nonon is not as powerful as she think she is.

Ira: Indeed. Honestly, it doesn't take a member of the Elite 4 to know about her arrogant attitude, which of course leads her to underestimating her opponent.

Sandy: And more to add, Nonon is not really a smart fighter at all, attacking based on emotions instead of forming a strategy, which of course brought her downfall against Ryuko.

Weakness

Arrogant

Overconfident

Tend to underestimate her opponents

Tends to lose her temper if the fight does not go her way

If someone cuts the Banshi thread of the Symphony Regalia, her uniform becomes vulnerable.

Ira: And like all our uniforms, Nonon's Symphony Regalia is no exception. If someone cuts it's Banshi thread, her uniform becomes vulnerable.

Sandy: But no matter how tough the situation gets for her, Nonon will do whatever it takes to let everyone hear the sound of her music.

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Nonon: The music is lacking a certain something, you know? Oh, I know! It's missing your screams, transfer student!

Squidward Tentacles rides into What if Battles

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<Cue: I'm Blue by Eiffel 65>

Sandy: Well, this is about my friend, Squidwar.....

<However, before Sandy could go on, Ira began playing the Spongebob Theme Song.>

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<Cue: Spongebob Squarepants theme song>

Sandy: What was that for?

Ira: Oh. That was to explain what most of it was. A Sponge that lives in a Pineapple.

Sandy: That's Spongebob. We're talking about Squidward. And speaking about that, Squidward is one cranky, narcasstic squid that lives in a stone hench in between his two neighbours, Spongebob and Patrick.

Ira: Of course poor Squid lives a miserable life, constantly annoyed by his neighbours and getting abused by his boss.

Sandy: But Squidward's life sure is more than just rain clouds and rain. With Spongebob and his allies, including me, he went on many incredible adventures.

Ira: And of course, being a squid, he can shoot ink out of his tentacles.

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Sandy: And I have no idea why, but Squidward can somehow create nuclear explosions by simply falling off his bike.

<Shows a footage of Squidward riding his bike off a cliff, causing the ground to go off in a massive nuclear level explosion, forming a mushroom cloud in the sky.>

Squidward

Regeneration

Toonforce

Fourth Wall Awareness

Melanokinesis (Ink Manipulation)

Karate Moves

Gliding

Descending slowly in midair

Implied to not have a soul, so he may be immune to soul manipulation and soul attacks.

Nuclear Explosion Creation

Usually triggered by riding his bike off cliffs

Can shoot ink, like a real life squid.

Sound Manipulation

Clarinet Summoning

Sandy: And he surprisingly knows Karate, apparently capable of Karate-Chopping Spongebob

Ira: But the one thing we all know he does have are forms that grants him superpowers.

Sandy: That's right Ira. There were two times me and the other critters got em' superpowers. One time, Mermaid Man gave Squidward the suit of Captain Magma in order to take down the evil reign of E.V.I.L

Captain Magma: Krakatoa!!!

Captain Magma

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Another one of Squidward's superhero forms

Can shoot lava out of his head

By yelling "Krakatoa!!!", magma is summoned into the area

Ira: Holly crap, he can actually fire magma from his hat the same way Nonon can?!

Sandy: In a way......yes. But that's not his only form. In the time where we have to take down a pirate on land, we have a Magic Book which transformed Squidward into a super hero called Sour Note.

Sour Note

One of Squidward's superhero aliases

Can summon a clarinet with which he can play loud music that stuns victims

Sound Manipulation

Highly muscular

Ira: And now, Squidward may not look like much, but he's surprisingly tough for a Squid.

Sandy: Indeed, Squidward has been beaten up, fell off a cliff, shocked severely while in a cast, skinned, nuked, vertically bisected, burned alive and internally exploded, yet busted through everything

Ira: And more impressively, he survived being frozen for 2000 years. Take that Captain America!

Sandy: Although he can be lazy, he has worked a 43-day, 24 hours per day shift alongside SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs. Now, an average being, no matter human or animal can only go through 72 hours without sleep, knowing that the human brain can shut down from exhaustion, leading to death. Now that is a feat coming from a squid who worked 24 hours for 43 days straight without taking a break for even a minute.

Ira: Damn. Even we can't work that long and hard.

Sandy: I know. Sometimes, I wonder why would Mr. Krabbs even do that to both Spongebob and Squidward. Now I'm glad I don't work for him.

Ira: But what's even more absurb is when your pal Spongebob slams the door onto his face, Squidward became the hottest Chip n Dale in the town.

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Feats

Traveled to the end of time and existence, survived it and came back

Has been beaten up, fell off a cliff, shocked severely while in a cast, skinned, nuked, vertically bisected, burned alive and internally exploded, yet busted through everything

Lived with no pain or damage after being blown into eight pieces

Survived point blank nuclear explosions

Was once electrocuted so badly, he drove his bike off a cliff, causing a nuclear explosion, yet survived

Survived being flattened by SpongeBob's house

Survived his head exploding

Once chopped SpongeBob in half

Casually kicked a dumpster several meters away

Swatted away rapid fire acorns with his hands

Survived disintegration and being molten into liquid

Survived being impaled with icicles

Defeated three people while in a Krabby Patty costume

Easily lifted his house off its foundation

Pulled forth a boat that was chained to his back

Survived being frozen for 2000 years.

During SB-129, ended up inventing jellyfishing.

Casually kicked a dumpster.

Managed to swat away rapid-fire acorns.

Reduced a slab of solid stone to chunks by casually tapping it with a chisel.

Stomped so hard he created a hole in a universe.

Effortlessly sent Spongebob flying upward and had only just woke up.

Once flipped Krabby Patties so fast he became a blur. This was also so fast that in a few seconds the Krusty Krab was bulging and then exploded into small chunks of debris.

Casually kicked a dumpster, and swatted away rapid fire acorns with his hands.

Trained in fighting by Sandy.

Although he can be lazy, he has worked a 43-day, 24 hours per day shift alongside SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs

The noises of his clarinet can break window

Ira: And there was even one time Squidward traveled to the end of time and existence, survived it and came back. And did I mentioned that his music is so bad to the point he can break windows by simply playing his clarinet.

Sandy: But that is also Squidward's weakness. Despite how highly he thinks of himself, Squidward's music is not as good as he claims they are.

Ira: Yeah. And what's more, Squidward is a massive scrapegoat, often getting abused, bullied, punished and even blamed for things he doesn't even do.

Weakness

Massive scapegoat; gets punished even for things he didn't do

Suffers a lot of bad luck

Arrogant

Impatient

Often gets Jealous

Delusional

Very selfish

Lazy

Inattentive

Stubborn

Easily Angered by even the smallest things

When he picks up a habit, he tends to go overboard

Ira: Geez, talk about giving a guy a break!

Sandy: But no matter how miserable his life is, Squidward always finds a way to get back up and keep playing his clarinet.

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Squidward: What are those neanthrals up to? Don't they know I am busy spoiling myself?

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Squidward: WAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Sandy: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Ira: I know Nonon will win, I just know it.

Sandy: I mean I don't know, I've seen Squidward surviving things worst than she did.

Ira: Whatever, it's time for a Death Battle!

Fight

Auditorium

In a massive auditorium completely filled to the rim with people, the audience exploded in a round of applause from Squidward's performance.

Squidward: Thank you. Thank you. You are too kind.

Squidward steps out of the stage, sitting next to Nonon just as the host steps onto the stage, speaking through the microphone.

Host: Testing testing. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, tonight was full of such amazing performances but unfortunately, there can only be one winner tonight.

Both Squidward and Nonon rubs their hands impatiently, anticipating the announcement of the victor.

The host clears his throat, beginning his announcement.

Host: Right. Now ladies and gentlemen......the winner of tonight's talent show is.......

However, before the host could even finish his sentence, Nonon loudly shouts out.

Nonon: ME!!!!

Host: Say what?!

Before the host could go on, Nonon leaps up, twirling around in a form of a dance and she snatches the award from the host's hand, declaring out.

Nonon: Thank you! Thank you! Now you know I am the true winner.

Outraged at her behaviour. Squidward stood up and he angrily shouts at her.

Squidward: That's not true!

Upon hearing the remark, Nonon felt her blood boil, glancing at Squidward.

Nonon: Heh! Just who are you supposed to be? Oh wait, never mind. You're just a nobody

Squidward steps up onto the stage, unafraid and he defiantly blasts back.

Squidward: Nobody?! Says the one who only plays music too loud! We all almost became deaf from your stupid songs!

Furious, Nonon lashes at him.

Nonon: Shut up Squid! Your clarinet is nothing compared to Symphony Regelia!

Squidward: Oh yeah?! Well, your instruments are trash!

Nonon: Why you?!

<Cue: Carmen Suite No.1: Les Toreadors - Georges Bizet>

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Loud classical music plays out as massive metal platings pieces together, forming into a giant metal heart.

CLANK!!! CLANK!!!

Nonon proudly holds up her hat, introducing her Three-Star Goku Uniform to her opponent.

Nonon: Behold! Three Star Goku Uniform! Symphony Regalia!

The Elite 4 member smirks, looming over the still indifferent Squidward and she roars.

Nonon: Now prepare yourself to be squashed!

Announcer: Fight!

BOOM!!!

Loud music blares from the speakers, booming towards Squidward.

Squidward leaps up into the air, narrowingly dodging the attack.

Nonon narrows her eyes, activating several launchers from Symphony Regalia.

Click! Click!

FWOOSH!!!

Several Flute Missiles rains down from the launchers, closing in onto Squidward.

Squidward spun his tentacles around, easily smacking away the missiles.

SMACK!!! SMACK!!! SMACK!!!

Shocked at the unexpected sight, Nonon exclaims out in shock.

Nonon: What?!

Squidward then swing up his leg, screaming out.

Squidward: Take this!

WHAM!!!

Nonon: ARGHHHHHH!!!

Nonon screams out in agony as she felt two pairs of tentacles cracking across her skin.

Twip!

Squidward pulls out his clarinet and he swings it down, slamming it right into her.

WHAM!!!

Nonon: ARGHHHH!!!

Nonon looks up and she shouts at him.

Nonon: Oh now you're asking for it!

Symphony Regalia points right at Squidward, sending out a loud blast of music.

BOOM!!!

Squidward: WAAHHHHHHHH!!!

The squid screams out as he was sent flying back from the soundwave.

Nonon: Take this!

THOOM!!!

Symphony Regalia fires a massive Heat Shape projectile from it's launchers, striking it right into Squidward.

KABOOM!!!

Thinking she had won, Nonon bursts out in a fit of laughter.

Nonon: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

However, right at that moment, something fell out of the smoke, dropping right onto Nonon's head.

Bonk!

Nonon: Ow!

Nonon picks up the object, causing her eyes to widen in shock.

Within her hand is a piece of pie.

Before long....

KABOOM!!!

The pie immediately went off in a massive explosion, sending Nonon crashing down.

Nonon: WHAAAA!!!!

Thud!

Just as Squidward lands on the ground, Nonon pushes herself up, growling.

Nonon: That's it! Now prepare yourself for William Tell Overture, Finale!

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<Cue: Rossini: William Tell Overture: Finale>

Loud music booms from Symphony Regelia, summoning several bladed cymbals around her.

Nonon: Now prepare yourself!

Twip!

Music plays across the auditorium as the blades dove across the hall, cutting into Squidward.

SLASH!!! SLASH!!! SLASH!!!

Squidward: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Nonon: Now this is the end!

THOOM!!!

The ground beneath them caves in, sending Squidward crashing down.

Squidward: WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Nonon smirks as she points Symphony Regelia's launchers down at him, opening fire just as the song reaches it's final verse.

FWOOSH!!!

Several Recorder Rockets flew out of the launchers, creating a massive explosion upon sheer contact with the ground.

KABOOM!!!

Nonon spun around, adjusting her hat with a hint of self-satisfaction.

Nonon: Heh!

However, the fight is far from over.....

BOOM!!!

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<Cue: A little Night Music-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart>

A loud bubbly sound booms from beneath the rubble, sending rocks crashing onto her.

CRASH!!! CRASH!!!

Nonon: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Nonon looks down, her eyes widens in shock just as a figure lands in front of her.

She found the same Squid she assumed she defeated standing right in front of her.

But this time, her opponent looks different.

Unlike before, Squidward now possesses the body of a very muscular man, cladded in a brown mask, white gloves and boots and donning a one piece leotard.

Squidward is now in the form of Sour Note!

Nonon: GGRRRRRR!!! You dirty rat! How are you not dead?!

Sour Note: Heh. It takes more than just noise to scare off the Godly Sour Note!

Sour Note boasts, flexing his muscles in the process.

The Squid then opens up his palm, a clarinet forming within it piece by piece.

Clak! Clak!

Nonon: GRRRRR!!!

Nonon growls in anger and she lunges forward, closing in onto him.

However, Sour Note held up his Clarinet and he exhales out a powerful gust of wind, sending a powerful blast of music right into Nonon.

BBOOOOMMMM!!!

Nonon: ARGHHHHHHH!!!

Nonon screams out as she was sent flying back from the blast, pieces of her Life Fibre shattering in the process.

CRASH!!!

Nonon: ARGGHHHHHH!!!

Nonon looks up, shocked at the newfound power her opponent obtained.

Sour Note sprints forward, throwing a punch right into her head.

WHAM!!!

Nonon swings her baton up, striking Sour Note in the jaw.

WHAM!!!

Sour Note jumps over Nonon, throwing his foot right into the back of her head.

WHAM!!!

Nonon spun around, swinging her hand across his cheek.

SLAP!!!

Nonon jumps up into the air, declaring out.

Nonon: That's it! It ends right here! Right now! Symphony Regelia! Da Capo!

BOOM!!!

Sour Note looks up in shock, watching as a giant heart shaped Life Fibre looms over him.

Nonon then points her cap down, a sphere of energy forming from the top of her hat.

WHOOM!!!

Sour Note jumps to the side just as Nonon launches a powerful blast of energy right at him.

THOOM!!!

KABOOM!!!

The entire auditorium went off in a massive explosion, sending debris flying everywhere.

Nonon: Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

The Elite 4 member cackles out evily, staring down at Sour Note in contempt.

Nonon: What's wrong? Had enough? Well too bad!

Symphony Regelia opens up it's launchers, sending several Recorder Missiles flying towards Sour Note.

FWOOSH!!!

Sour Note runs across the ground, jumping over the missiles before leaping up towards Nonon.

Nonon swings her baton across, striking into him.

WHAM!!!

Sour Note: ARGHHHHHH!!!

CRASH!!!

Sour Note grits his teeth just as he crashes backfirst into the ground.

SHING!!!

A bright light flashes across the ground, slowly dimming, revealing Sour Note now back in the from of the physically inferior Squidward.

Nonon lowers herself down, laughing at Squidward.

Nonon: Ah ha ha ha! Oh you stupid squid. When are you ever gonna learn not to mess with the.....

However, before Nonon could finish her sentence, Squidward thrusts out his tentacles, spewing a splash of ink right into her face.

SPLASH!!!

Nonon: AAAHHHHHHHH!!! Yuck!

Nonon screams out in disgust, backing away as she wipes at the ink drenching her clothes and skin.

Squidward then grabs onto his shirt, growling at Nonon.

Squidward: You ruined my outfit! Now it's time to finish it....

SHRIP!!!

The squid rips his shirt into two, revealing him cladded in another superhero suit.

But unlike the last one, Squidward is now donning a suit resembling a human-size volcano with real hot molten lava bubbling within his cap.

Squidward is now in his Captain Magma costume!

Captain Magma: Krakatoa Style!!!!

FWOOSH!!!

Captain Magma flies across the air, throwing one powerful hook across Nonon's cheek.

WHAM!!!

Nonon: ARGHHHHHHH!!!

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WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

Captain Magma throws a combination of kicks and punches across Nonon's body before pointing his cap at her, launching a powerful stream of lava right into her face.

FWOOSH!!!

Nonon: ARGHHHHHHH!!!

CLANK!!! CLANK!!!

Several parts of Nonon's Life Fibres shatters upon making contact with the lava.

Not willing to let her Goku Uniform fall, Nonon looks up, throwing out her hand, sending several cymbal blades right at Captain Magma.

Twip! Twip! Twip!

Captain Magma spun one tentacle across, easily deflecting the projectiles with a single swing.

CLANG!!! CLANG!!! CLANG!!!

Captain Magma points his cap at Nonon again, launching another stream of lava at her.

FWOOSH!!!

Nonon: ARGHHHHHHH!!!!

CLANK!!! CLANK!!!

Several more pieces of her Goku Uniform broke off, angering Nonon even further.

Nonon: GRRRR!!!! You're gonna pay!

Nonon points her cap at Captain Magma, sending a powerful blast of energy right at him.

THOOM!!!

Captain Magma points his cap at her, blasting a powerful stream of magma at her.

FWOOSH!!!

THOOM!!!

Both energy and lava clashes right into each other, creating a massive explosion across the music hall.

KABOOM!!!

FWOOSH!!!

Fire bursts from the explosion, setting everything ablaze.

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<Cue: 1812 Overture by Piotr Llich Tchaikvsky>

Just as Nonon falls back from the impact of the explosion, at that moment....

SHING!!!

A bright light flashes across her body, completely engulfing her in light.

Captain Magma flies down, determined to finish the fight.

CLANG!!! CLANG!!! CLANG!!!

Loud bells rings as the light slowly dims, revealing Nonon standing upright.

But this time, she looks different.

Unlike her previous outfit, Nonon is now cladded in a rather skimpy variation of her standard parade outfit.

Nonon spreads out her arms, declaring out.

Nonon: Behold! Symphony Regelia! Finale!

BOOM!!!

A massive shockwave booms across the open space, sending Captain Magma flying back.

Captain Magma: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

BOOM!!!

Symphony Regelia fires another blast of music at Captain Magma, launching him backwards.

Captain Magma points his cap at her, launching another stream of lava at her.

FWOOSH!!!

Nonon throws her baton across the air, sending it striking right into the lava.

KABOOM!!!

The baton went off in an explosion upon making contact with the lava.

FWOOSH!!!

Captain Magma swoops down from the air, throwing a punch right into Nonon.

WHAM!!!

Nonon: ARGHHHHHH!!!

Nonon looks back, throwing a Cymbal Blade across his body.

SLASH!!!

Captain Magma: YEOOWWWW!!!

Nonon narrows her eyes, gritting her teeth as Symphony Regelia fires a barrage of Heart Shaped Projectiles right at him.

PIU!!! PIU!!! PIU!!!

Captain Magma swings his head up, launching a stream of lava across.

FWOOSH!!!

KABOOM!!

Just as the projectiles went off in a massive explosion, at that moment....

WHOOSH!!!

Symphony Regelia flies up through the smoke, towering over Captain Magma.

Captain Magma: Uh oh.

Nonon: Now.....for the Final Curtain!

THOOM!!!

Nonon fires a powerful blast of energy from Symphony Regelia's launchers, sending it flying toward the dumbstruck Captain Magma.

Captain Magma: WAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The squid lets out a loud shrill scream just as the blast struck right into him.

KABOOM!!!

A massive mushroom cloud forms over the explosion site, sending fire blazing everywhere.

FWOOSH!!!

Just as the scorching inferno slowly dies down, Nonon lowers herself onto the ground, surveying the surrounding area for her opponent.

Fortunately, Squidward is nowhere to be seen.

Now triumphant, Nonon bursts out into a fit of laughter, holding up a new baton.

Nanon: Ha ha ha ha! I did it! I won!

But her happiness was shortlived upon realization that something is missing.

Nonon: AAAAHHHHHH SHIT!!!! MY TROPHY IS GONE!!!

Nonon screams out into the fit of the night as she stamps her feet on the ground to vent her anger.

KO!

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<Cue: New Earth Theme by Bruce Falconer>

Megumi: WHOOO!!! That was quite a show!

Toomi: Shocking truth to be told, this was a very close match. Both Squidward and Nonon have many weapons and skills to counter each other, making this fight very intense.

Sachi: Indeed. However, despite his durability feat, Squidward was unable to tank the intense firepower of Nonon's Goku Uniform, as her attacks were able to blow back the likes of Ryuko away.

Megumi: And while Spongebob may be stronger than Ryuko, Squidward on the other hand has never accomplished what Spongebob could do, rendering him weaker compared to her.

Sachi: If I'm not mistaken, doesn't Squidward have a Magic Book which he can just poof Nonon out of existance?

Toomi: Yes and no. While the Magic Book is the perfect weapon to take out Nonon, it is not part of Squidward's basic arsenal so while it will give Squidward the power to become Sour Note, he is not able to simply write Nonon out of existance.

Megumi: And while Squidward's Captain Magma's suit has the firepower to severely damage her, it is unable to completely destroy Symphony Regelia as only Life Fibres can destroy it.

Toomi: As far as speed and power is concern, Nonon has everything in her arsenal to put down Squidward for good.

Megumi: Looks like Nonon's Ode to Joy has drawn out Squidward's Last Act.

Sachi: The winner is Nonon Jakuzure

Nonon Jakuzure: Bite me. And if you bring it up again, I'm gonna switch out your lenses with non-prescription ones, you four-eyed nerd.

Toomi: Hey guys, thank you so much for checking out our battle in What if Battles 2.

Sachi: If you want more content like this, don't forget to add this in your library and comment if you have any idea for a fight.

Megumi: Until then, next time on What if Battles.....

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Yang Xiao Long

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Knuckles the Echidna

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Yang Xiao Long vs Knuckles the Echidna

Trivia

*The connections between Nonon Jakuzure and Squidward Tentacles is that both fighters are aspiring musicians who possesses an undying love for music and are surprisingly powerful despite not having trained a lot.

*The two are also very egotistical and sometime tends to look down on others.

* The two also seem to possess several similarities in terms of abilities.

-Both Captain Magma and Symphony Regalia Da Capo can fire projectiles from their caps

-Both Sour Note and many of Symphony Regalia's forms are capable of manipulating sound with their music

* The two also has multiple forms that increases their powers further in a fight.

*However, skill wise, both Nonon and Squidward are complete opposites with Nonon actually possessing talent in music while Squidward has little to no talent in music at all.

* This is the first time where characters other than Sachi, Megumi and Toomi are doing the fight analysis

* Coincidently, both Sandy Cheeks and Ira Gamagori are from the same franchise as Squidward and Nonon are.

* According to the Kill la Kill wiki, Nonon was originally going to be a punk rocker wielding an electric guitar. This concept was ultimately scrapped in favor of the marching band look to better fit the high school theme of the show. Additionally, Nonon would have used guitar rifts instead of classical music

* This is the first battle to feature two musicians

* This is the first battle to pit an anime character against a cartoon character

* This is the second male vs female battle aside from Power Girl vs Cooler

* This is the second battle where a female character won

* This is the first time a Kill la Kill character won a What if Battle

* This is the first time a Spongebob character lost a What if Battle

* This is the second time pitting a Western character against an Asian Character