A/N what really happened when Tigerstar stole his kits back from Thunderclan.

Darkstripe: *Walks into thunderclan camp* *Finds tawnykit and bramblekit* HAI CHILDREN DO YOU WANT TO GET IN THIS MONSTER FILLED EITH CHAINSAWS AND RADIOACTIVITY?

Tawnykit: ...Yay!

Bramblekit: You're so responsible :D

Darkstripe: I know. *Stuffs them in monster and drives to Tigerstar at border.*

Tigerstar: Children come closer!

Tawnykit: *_*

Tigerstar: You wanna know my secret?

Tawnykit: TOO MUCH REFERENCING.

Bramblekit: Why are we here?

Tigerstar: *Announcer voice* Its game time.

Tawnykit: >~<

Darkstripe: Yes he's an evil cat who wants- I mean FIGHT FOR HIM AND THERE IS CANDY!

Bramblekit: YAY- wait wha?

Tigerstar: Don't think about it. I will train you for battle.

Bramblekit: Ok :)

Tigerstar: First, let's have a mock battle-

Darkstripe: He's like 4 moons old.

Tigerstar: HE'S A MAJESTIC UNICORN. I'll go easy. Its not about winning, Its about having fun, right?

Bramblekit: But Winning is fun.

Tigerstar: You learn from your mistakes!

Bramblekit: The only mistake is losing.

Tigerstar: Son, winning isn't everything.

Brambleclaw: But if you don't win then your dead..?

Tigerstar: Good point. WINNING IS EVERYTHING HOLY CRACKERS EVILUTION IS HAPPENING.

Darkstripe: Evilution?

Tigerstar: It's a thing.

Tawnykit: No it's not.

Tigerstar: I disown you.

ROD: "Warrior cats Roleplay." By me :) Need more entries!