Thunder: I have read an omen in the stars-

Wind: And it told you things. EVIL THINGS >:D

River: Thunder's trying to concentrate.

Wind: I am the superior warrior!

Random: Uhh you do realize your name means fart right?

Wind: >:|

Shadow: Share the omen before we get old... er than we already are!

Random: Yeah, wind! Then you'll be an OLD fart!

Wind: I hate randomclan U.U

Thunder: Alright. Gather at the pool. We are going to share a prophecy with the cats below.

*All cats walk to the pool and sit around it, while random magically conjures a monster truck and eats potato chips.*

Thunder: I will send this dream to thunderclan's medicine cat, Jayfeather. *Sighs* He's the most sane of all of them.

*Pool fogs over and jayfeather appears."

Jayfeather: *Screams* THEY'VE FINALLY COME FOR ME! CLOUDTAIL DIDN'T STEAL THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR, I SOLD MICROSOFT ONE TO MANY SPORKS!

River: /)_-

Thunder: *Clears throat* I have a prophecy for you.

Jayfeather: Ohh.... yeah that would make more sense. *Hides his will which was written in crayons*

Thunder: The prophecy is as follows.... "A great darkness will rise, blot out the skies, once random dies, accusation flies, and broken will be the ancient ties..."

Shadow: "...Bacon will rule, three clans to fool, the wind will die down, the river find ground, the thunder will flash from the stars, and uhh there will be a kitchen utimsel army." Maybe. And somethng about, like, voldemort. Think on it.

Wind: ....Whelp bye now!

*Pool fogs over and jayfeather is gone*

Jayfeather: e.o