Brambleclaw: IMMUNA DO SOME BREAKING OF TIME

Jayfeather: Brambleclaw,  you're an idiot. 

Brambleclaw: NOOOOOOOOO TACO TACO WAFFLE CHEESE POTATO MARIO SUPERDUPER REINDEER POOPER.

Phone: Password accepted. 

Jayfeather: e_o

Brambleclaw: Yay the time travel phone is back!

Jayfeather: Don't.

Brambleclaw: What could go wrong?

Jayfeather: WHO EVEN SAYS THAT WHILE THEY STILL HAVE THE WILL TO LIVE?

Brambleclaw: *Presses button*

Phone: Beep. Beep. Beep. Hey cute kitten pictures on tumblr! Beep. BOOM!

Jayfeather: Allergies are acting up!  TURNITOFF. *Sneezes so hard a unicorn eats the phone.* Oh no.

Phone: *Explosion into a swirly portal of rainbows and LOL's*

*Macarron. Shacarron. Macarron. Shacarron. HUR DA HUR DAH ERDUH ERDUH HERDER MACARRON. SHACARRON. HERDAHAHDERDRAHERD DAH ER DAH ER DERHAD DUR HERP DERP.*

Jaykit: I hate your leif.

Bramblekit: Dudeyour tiny!

Sorrelkit: WHY YOU DO THIS?

Tigerkit: NO I'M THE SAME AGE AS MY SON WHY???

Bramblekit: Aww, that's so messed up :')

Tiny: This isn't happening.

Longkit: I just realized... how awkward my name was when I was a kit.

Hollykit: -_-

Lionkit: *Puts spandex on head* I'M SWAG.

Ashkit: SQUIRRELKIT I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME FOREVER

Squirrelkit: My addy says I'm not allowed to date until hedgehogs fly.

Firekit: HUUUURRRRR 

Ashkit: I'll find a hedgehog then!

Greykit:  *Picks up a bush and throws it at him*

Ashkit: Too late now.... need super crispyness...

Cloudkit: HEY IS THIS A PARTY?

*Whole forest just picks itself up and leaves*

Cloudkit: It seems I did not have enough herp in my derp. 

Leafkit: Too much derp... *Ded*

Firekit: I'm alone? CRAP. I shall use the war cry of the champions- PRINCESSGETTHEFREAKOVERHEREYOUCANHAVEYOURSONBACK

Princess: NO BACKSIES. *Locks cloudtail in a refridgerator*

Cloudtail: Psst firestar...

Firestar: e.e

Cloudtail: You wanna know my secret?

Firestar: O_O

Cloudtail: I'm a super villain...

Lobsterman....

MUAHAHAHAHAHA...

Venturiantale reference. BAI!