Hello everyone I am birchfall, here with my first BIRCHFALL DIARIES! And today, I will be showing you the best way to catch prey :)

See this mouse? He has no idea I am here. *Pounces*

Mouse: *Moves*

It seems I have just eaten a tree. Oh, a squirrel! *Pounces* *Misses* DANGGIT! Ooh fish!

*Jumps into river* *Falls off the edge of the earth* *Buys longtail kentucky fried chicken* *Invades france* *Appears back in forest*

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*Sees a bird* THERE! I HAVE SIGHTED PREY! *Crawls towards it* *About to catch*

Bird: You can't catch me... you can't catch me.. 'cause i'm a bird.... you just can't... you can't catch me...

O.O

Bird: You can't catch me... 'Cuase i'm a bird... and I'm walkin' away... *Struts off*

You can't... catch... A BIRD. <0v0> *Flies away*

...That just happened.