A/N Yeah I know I have been doing a lot of these lately, but I should have another spoof out after this so yeah. ENJOY!

Hello everyone I am Birchfall! I like acorns. because they come from birch trees. Does that make me a cannibal? OWO

Ok anyway first thing is first- *Walks up to firestar*

Birchfall: Hey firestar? *Starts singing* Do you wanna build a snowman-

Firestar: NO!

Birchfall: ._.

Firestar: NO! NO, PLEASE NO! STARCLAN! STARCLAN, NO NO NO! SAVE ME! NO! I SAID NO! NUUUUUUU! @#$&%!

Birchfal: .-.

Firestar: I SAID NO! NO, OK? PLEASE, PLEASE NO!!!

Birchfall: :|

Firestar: JUST SHUT UP, OK? NO! NO NO NO NO NO! >:O

Birchfall: OMSC seriously you just have to let it go, ok? I know I'm a bit of a fixer- upper, but love is an open door for starclan's sake! I think i deserve a warm hug, so let's bring back summer and go kiss Hans! :D

Firestar: /)*_*(\ 

Birchfall: :P

Firestar: *Buries self in leafpool's hole*

AND THAT, EVERYONE, IS HOW TO QUOTE FROZEN!

ROD: "Abracadabra" By Feathers_Of_Infinity. I really need to get her writing it again