Frostfire: OK, EVERYBODY! WELCOME TO THE CLAN INTERVIEWS SHOW! TODAY WE ARE INTERVIEWING FERNCLOUD AND DUSTPELT! THIS INTERVIEW WILL BE HELD BY FERNSTRIPE!

Fernstripe: hi. :\ How did I get here?

Frostfire: THE WORLD MMAY NEVER KNOW!!! XD

Fernstripe: ...can I have my question sheet now?

Frostfire: KK. Here! :D *Hands sheet of interview questions then leaves*

*Ferncloud and dustpelt come into room*

Fernstripe: Hey, guys! My name is Fernstripe and-

Dustpelt: AHHH SHE STOLE PART OF YOUR NAME! DON'T WORRY FERNCLOUD, I'LL GET IT BACK FOR YOU! *Tackles fernstripe*

Fernstripe: WHAT THE FUDGE?

Dustpelt: NO WAIT NEVERMIND IT'S JUST A FUDGE :)

Fernstripe: >:O *slaps*

Ferncloud: GET OFF HER YOU CRAZY DUSTY- PELT!

Dustpelt: OK! I WILL BE WAITING OUTSIDE! *skips away*

Fernstripe: Sits back up* Ok, let's get started shall we? First question: How long have you and dustpelt been together?

Ferncloud: Since before cloudtail liked cookies.

Fernstripe: o.o When did cloudtail start liking cookies?

Ferncloud: After me and dustpelt were together :)

Fermstripe: -_(\ Ok next question: Do you have any kits?

Ferncloud: Yep. There was... lemme think... Shrewpaw, birchfall, foxleap, hollykit, larchkit, icecloud... I fostered sootpaw, rainpaw, and sorrelpaw... that should be it.

Fernstripe: Wow.

spiderleg: YOU'RE SO MEAN! WHY DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT ME? I'M YOUR SON!

Ferncloud: Umm, who're you again?

Spiderleg: SPIDERLEG! MY NAME IS SPIDERLEG! YOUR FIRST- EVER KIT!

Ferncloud: I don't recall any spider legs...

Spiderleg: NOT SPIDER LEGS, SPIDER LEG! MY NAME IS SPIDERLEG! *Grabs ferncloud and drags out of room*

Ferncloud: THANKS FOR THe interview!

Fernstripe: *Waves confusedly*