The embarassment of a bottom

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"Okay and why are you telling me this again?"

"Because you asked."

"Oh yeah right." Taehyung glanced at the Coffee shop in front of them. "Why tho?"

"That's exactly my question. Why would Yoongi ask me to meet him at some random ass host café?" Jimin crossed his arms over his chest, once more glancing at the building in front of them. A bright building with the words 'Heaven cafe' written above the entry. They watched some girls walking towards it chuckling among themselves, before stepping inside.

"No idea. Maybe it's his thing or something like that."

"Yeah sure. Because he seems so very into hot girly looking dudes." Jimin muttered, pushing his hair back. There was a short silence in which Taehyung was looking at him with an raised eyebrow giving him the look.

"Oh shut up."

A wide boxy smile spread over Taehyung's face. "I didn't say anything."

"Your thoughts are too loud. I could clearly hear you." Jimin complained, hitting Taehyung's shoulder a bit harder than would have been necessary.

"My thoughts weren't lying tho. Smol, girly and hot. Don't you feel like that description does fit someone a little well?"

"Did you just fucking add a small?" Before Jimin could beat him up with his indeed small hands, Taehyung took off, waving him farewell.

"I'll hear from you later. Have fun at your date with Yoongi."

Sighing Jimin turned around heading for the entry of the unique café. The second he opened the door to the place, the sweet scent of brewed coffee floated his senses. It was nice. The last time he had been in a cafe was a while ago already. The place was okay. He wasn't that into decorations, but he had to admit that he liked the interior of the café. There were soft looking brown chairs, wooden walls with neon signs all over the place.

What did bother him though was that he didn't spot Yoongi anywhere. Instead there were a bunch of girls spread through the room, some shyly glancing at him, some bluntly staring, some whispering among themselves while others didn't seem to notice or care.

He did feel slightly uncomfortable as the only guy in the room aside from a decently attractive waiter, who was busy taking some orders. The guy's face was just a bit too round for Jimin's face, but aside from that he was pretty good looking. Tall, broad shoulders and eyes that seemed to radiate openness.

The waiter turned around noticing the way Jimin stood in the middle of the room rather indecisive. He made his way over to him. "Can I do anything for you?" Oh... cute dimples.

"No, I'm actually..."

"He's here for me Namjoon." Spinning around Jimin came face to face with Yoongi, who was...well... hot. At least that was Jimin's first thought, when he saw him. His hair newly blond hair was parted in the middle and he was wearing blue contact lenses. In addition a waiter's uniform was tightly fitted around his chest and shoulders, streching the fabric out in just the right ways. As if all of that wasn't enough, just as that, he was also wearing some soft make up, accentuating his eyes. Nothing heavy, but if Min Yoongi had small imperfections before they were nonexistent now for sure.

"Holy shit..." Jimin muttered awestruck by how amazing Yoongi looked, when he realized something. Yoongi was wearing a waiters uniform. "Wait... you work here? Since when...?"

Instead of answering Yoongi grabbed Jimin's arm pulling him towards the counter and then into the area that was mainly for employees. Not bothering with how confused Jimin was he opened one of the lockers. It seemed like he had found what he had been searching right away, when he pulled something out of it. "Here put that on." he smiled, offering Jimin a bundle of clothing. Another uniform.

"Why...?"

"We need someone to help out today. One of the waiters called in sick. So you're gonna make good use of your face." If he hadn't kind of complimented him just now, Jimin might have considered punching Yoongi's shoulder, but instead he just sighed and grabbed the clothing before changing.

"So you are working here?"

"Yeah, but let's talk about it later, okay. My boss will whoop my ass if she catches me talking, so better get to work." Yoongi chuckled leaning forward to kiss Jimin. "I'll tell you once we're done here." And then he left. A bunch of questions were left unanswered as well, but Jimin knew he would get the answers soon so he would have to be patient.

After quickly slipping into the work cloth, Jimin joined Yoongi behind the register again. "Uhm so what am I supposed to do?"

"Look pretty as usual." The older joked before turning around grabbing one of the plates, skillfully balancing a piece of cake onto it. "Nah take some orders, note the table and what they want and serve them. Maybe flirt just a little bit while you're at it."

"So my boyfriend is asking me to flirt with someone else?" Jimin teased, opening the first two buttons of his blouse. He was sure this was going to be fun.

"It's the job. You know it and they know it, so there's no problem with that." Yoongi chuckled. "You're still mine."

Rolling his eyes Jimin turned away and might have seemed unaffected, if it hadn't been for the red blush spreading over his cheeks. He quickly collected himself tho and switched back to his usual demander, when he was flirting. Yeah maybe he wasn't available anymore, since he had settled down, but that didn't really change anything about the fact that he could still go have his fun with those girls.

Realizing that he wouldn't be able to serve anyone without knowing what to bring where, he faced Yoongi again. "So any orders I have to serve?"

"Ask table 6 and 12 what they want. Those to over there." he pointed at two tables. "And take this..." He handed Jimin a tray. "...to table 7."

Being as clumsy as usual Jimin awkwardly, searched for table 7 since he'd forgotten to ask Yoongi which one that was and making the girls on the tables he passed giggle, whenever he made eye contact. Wow those girls really were something. They didn't even try seeming cool about all of this. They just fangirled right into his face.

Finally spotting the right table Jimin slid between two of the chairs, kind of moving way to close for anyones comfort and scaring the shit out of the two girls facing away from him.

"Hey. I got your orders, but I'm kind of doing this for the first time. Could you all help me?" He asked smiling widely and the girls nodded slowly, one of them a bit awkwardly leaning over to her friend, and whispering something into her ear which made both of them giggle.

There were five of them as a whole. The two Jimin just gave a heart attack, the two that had been whispering and one more that was looking at him with startled doe eyes.

"So to start of, which one belongs to who?" He pointed at his tray and each of the girls explained what they had ordered. Of course Jimin couldn't help but tease the more flustered seeming ones by accidentally touching hands while handing them the tray and winking at them.

"Great so now that that's done." He grabbed one of the chairs on the neighbour table and pulled it forward before straddling it to face the girls while talking to them and still keeping his flirty demeanor. "I'm supposed to take some orders on the other tables? Is there some sort of script or behavior I'm supposed to have."

The girls glanced at each other before throwing a bunch of random facts at him about how waiters usually had to behave.

"You have to be really polite... ask for their names." One of the girls explained in a serious tone like she was giving him a lecture.

"Yeah and you should call them mistress. Maybe kiss their hand." Another added and some of the other girls giggled among themselves. It was obvious that they were bullshitting him and that probably wasn't part of the usual, what to do anymore, but he would gladly play along if that made them happy. He'd even get some fun out of it too.

"Well if that's it." Jimin grinned turned to the girl on his right, taking her hand into his and placing a kiss on it. He knew, that it was normal not to actually kiss the hand, but instead the air above it, but his proved to be a lot more effective. "Would you tell me your name, mistress?"

The girl went beet red, gasping at the gesture. All the other girls on the table held their breaths, before laughing at their friends embarrassment.

"Exactly like that." One of the girls exclaimed, making the other's chuckle again.

After finding out every name Jimin, apologized for having to leave again, but the girls simply smiled at him, telling him that it was alright. After all it was his job.

He could still hear them giggling, as they watched him take the orders on the other tables, doing what they had told him to do. Always making sure to make eye contact with one of them after he had kissed a girl's hand or made a flirty comment.

It was a fun little game and he knew they were having the time of their life.

After writing down all the orders, he made his way over to Yoongi, who was watching him with an amused smirk.

"You are aware that you don't actually have to act like that?"

Jimin chuckled. "I know, but let them have their fun. They are clearly enjoying it."

"Try not to let them eyefuck you to much. I might get jealous." Yoongi handed him another tray. "It's rather empty right now, so enjoy yourself. Talk a bit. Get to know them. I think they'll like it a lot."

Jimin made his way over to the desk he'd first been at, after distributing all of the orders and simply sitting down like he had before.

The girls smiled at him clearly amused that he was back again.

"Sooo. Are you having fun here?"

They nodded, one of them, the girl that had whispered something earlier, making eye contact before shyly glancing away. Jimin cooed internally. For some reason he really loved making people shy. Especially the few occasions he had made Yoongi lose his composure. There was just something fun about having that kind of effect on people.

"Be honest with me. Aside from me, since I'm clearly the most attractive, which waiter, do you like the most?" There was a total of three waiters right now, handing out orders.

Some of them laughed before turning around to look at the possible choices while others already seemed to know their answer.

The girl with long, black hair she'd put up in a pony tail was the first to speak up. "My favorite one isn't here right now... He's really handsome and could totally model if he wanted to. He makes really bad jokes all the time.."

"What kind of bad jokes?" Jimin furrowed his eyebrows.

"Dad ones." She explained and Jimin simply shrugged his shoulders.

"Doesn't sound bad to me. So who else?"

"The blonde on. The one who's kind of always serious, but that makes him even hotter some way."

Jimin couldn't help but grin widely, watching Yoongi taking an order. He seemed to intimidate and make the girl happy at the same time.

"Yup that guy is totally bangable."

The girls gasped dramatically and Jimin did as well. "What? Just being honest here."

They talked some more, now mainly fangirling about how cool Yoongi looked.

"Ya'll wanna see something?" Jimin stood up, waving Yoongi to come over.

Yoongi actually did, raising an eyebrow at Jimin's wide grin.

"That guy isn't as cool as he acts. He's totally ticklish." Without a warning Jimin pocked Yoongi's side earning a very unmanly shriek from the older. The girls burst out laughing, Yoongi silently glaring at Jimin for a couple of seconds.

"Well, if were spilling secrets..." Yoongi began, wrapping his arm around Jimin's hip. "This guy here acts as if he's tough and cool, but he's a real crybaby when it comes to movies and series if anything happens to the dog. He also enjoys being submissive and really likes it up the a..." Jimin quickly covered Yoongi's mouth, his face beet red from embarrassment.

The girl's watched them for a couple of seconds before realisation dawned on their faces and some of them blushed too.

"Shut up." Jimin warned when he let go of Yoongi's mouth only to earn a shit eating grin from Yoongi before pressing their lips together.

"Don't expose me at work and I don't feel the need to expose you."

When he had had enough time to gather himself again, from the slight embarrassment, he glared at Yoongi.

"Funny coming from you, when you already had my dick...mph..." This time it was Yoongi who was covering Jimin's mouth, surprisingly relaxed apart from the fact that he was almost suffocating Jimin. "Ooookay that's enough information for one day. You don't want to kill them do you?"

Jimin pouted glaring at Yoongi.

"Yeah I guess."

"Anyone want something else?" Yoongi switched back to being the waiter while Jimin sat back down, dropping his head on the table, the girl next to him leaning over to make sure only Jimin heard her question.

"So you've had Yoongi's dick up your...?"

Jimin looked up at her. Sighed. And dropped his head onto the table again, his cheeks still slightly pink. "I wanna diiiie."

The girl next to him snorted.

"Same."

A/N

Two more chaps guys<333

Also if anyone wants to @ me for describing Namjoon as decently attractive. That's what Jimin says not me. Namjoon's not really his type. Yoongi is.

Also do you guys look forward to the Vmingi threesome or is it more like eh? Because I had fun and I hope you guys will too!

Also self promo yaaay

Check out my other stories<3

If you enjoy the Yoonmin dynamics in this one you'll 100% like rich kid (Yoonmin) and if you like my writing style when it comes to characters, fluff and everything else you could check out my shorter stories. (Like half of this one)

My recommendation of the day is my story sweet. It's vmin but it's also adorable.

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Anyways have fun with the last chap and the bonus chapter<3