Next Morning:

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BlondeInLeather: Good morning everyone!!
BlondeInLeather: Hey, @WhoArtThou, are you alright?

NotForInnocentEyes: Morning!
NotForInnocentEyes: He still hasn't come online!

NeonHoboCocoon:....

DevilInaVest: Don't worry, the kid is alright.

NeonHoboCocoon: Are you sure?

OneKissIsAllItTakes: ^

DevilInaVest: Yes. Quirk.

TalkToMe: That's relieving.

NotForInnocentEyes: Why isn't he online ;(

DevilInaVest: He is most probably busy.

PewPewPew: If that's the case, then I don't think we should force the kid.

MineCraftManButGrey: Agreed.

NeonHoboCocoon has muted VampiresSuck

DevilInaVest: Why?

ResidentRamseyButNicer: Can I say that I'm glad?

BlondeInLeather: Good work!

NeonHoboCocoon: I'm in no mood to listen to his rants.

WhoArtThou is online

NotForInnocentEyes: Oh my god! Finally!!

BlondeInLeather: Are you alright, kid?

PewPewPew: Did anything happen?

WhoArtThou: Oh my god! I'm sooo sorry for worrying you!
WhoArtThou: I'm alright! Thanks for asking :)

NeonHoboCocoon: Are you sure?

NotForInnocentEyes: (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

BlondeInLeather: Aww

WhoArtThou: Yes, @NeonHoboCocoon. I'm alright, really.
WhoArtThou: I'm really really really sorry for worrying you!
WhoArtThou: Also, it feels so good to know that there are people out there who care for me :)

PewPewPew: That's sad but nice to hear at the same time.

TeethAndTrenchCoat: Agreed.

DevilInaVest: I'm glad you are safe and happy, @WhoArtThou.

WhoArtThou: :)
WhoArtThou: By the way, you knew that I was not in any trouble. Is that due to your quirk? What exactly is your quirk?
WhoArtThou: Sorry if it seems like I'm being too nosy. I'm just curious. You don't have to answer…. Yet.

DevilInaVest: Yet? So I do have to answer ultimately.

WhoArtThou: All part of the deal :)

DevilInaVest: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

BlondeInLeather: I hate it here!

NotForInnocentEyes: No good ever comes from his laughter. Poor kid ;(

DevilInaVest: Ah, well. I cannot reveal everything about my quirk but I can tell you how I got to know that you were safe.

WhoArtThou: Alright.

DevilInaVest: But

WhoArtThou: Here it comes…

DevilInaVest: I'll get to ask you a question in return.

WhoArtThou: Knew it!
WhoArtThou: Alright we have a deal as long as it isn't a personal question.

DevilInaVest: Deal.
DevilInaVest: Just like how I was able to know everything about you, I peeked into your network operations and found that you were constantly working on your PC. The network connected to your PC was active.

WhoArtThou: How would you know if I was constantly working on my PC? Did you keep a tab on my search history or do you possibly have some sort of a mind screen to observe my activities?

DevilInaVest: Search history :)

WhoArtThou: You do know that's called breach of privacy, right? I can sue you for that or maybe about illegal quirk usage :)

DevilInaVest: HAHAHA!
DevilInaVest: And that has worked out quite a few times for you, right?

WhoArtThou:...
WhoArtThou: Damn, sir! That hurt.

NeonHoboCocoon: @DevilInaVest, what the heck was that about?!

NotForInnocentEyes: How dare you hurt the kid?

PewPewPew: @DevilInaVest, not cool.

WhoArtThou: Eh? Guys! It's not a big deal. In fact, @DevilInaVest actually made a good point.

NeonHoboCocoon: We are going to talk about it later.

WhoArtThou: Alright.

NotForInnocentEyes: Dad.

BlondeInLeather: Dad.

NeonHoboCocoon: Shut up.

WhoArtThou: Dad? What?

BlondeInLeather: We think that @NeonHoboCocoon is slowly turning into your dad.

WhoArtThou: Oh? Cool 😆

NeonHoboCocoon:...

TeethAndTrenchCoat: @DevilInaVest, you kept a tab on the kid's search history? That's kinda a dirty move.

NotForInnocentEyes: Ooh~ was he being naughty? 😏

BlondeInLeather: Don't mind her, she's just crazy.

WhoArtThou: @NotForInnocentEyes, Ma'am, I'm Fourteen! Also, ew.

DevilInaVest: I think we should be proud that the kid is working hard to learn useful subjects.

NeonHoboCocoon: Useful in your book or generally?

WhoArtThou: Dunno what difference it makes but you could say it's generally useful. Not gonna go into the details now.
WhoArtThou: @DevilInaVest, thank you for answering.

DevilInaVest: You're welcome.
DevilInaVest: Now, my turn to ask you a question. Not a personal one.

WhoArtThou: That's what we agreed on.
WhoArtThou: Shoot.

DevilInaVest: How do you know so much about the Hero Commission, Eraserhead, Midnight, Snipe and Miruko?

WhoArtThou: Hmm… I guess I could tell you.

NotForInnocentEyes: Please do

WhoArtThou: Well, it's not that big of a deal to be honest. I just love to learn new things. I was researching about the practical exams when I found the time gap between the first year of Robots being included and the year from which they continued. So I dived deeper into the information and found out about Iwasaki. From there, it was just pure logic and understanding about society and her ideals.

DevilInaVest: Interesting.

WhoArtThou: Coming to the heroes. One of my hobbies is analysing them.

NeonHoboCocoon: Analysing?

WhoArtThou: Yup.
WhoArtThou: I like to analyse their quirks and fighting skills. You know, their behaviour in a fight gives away their personality.

ResidentRamseyButNicer: How so?

WhoArtThou: Well, take Endeavour for example. He fights like he's going to kill someone. His movements are fuelled by rage- harsh and thoughtless, almost like he's blind to the others around him. He fights to win even if it means killing. That describes his personality. He's brash, rude, highly competitive, egotistic, always angry about something or the other, neither takes nor wants help even if he needs it and more.

BlondeInLeather: WOAHH!!

DevilInaVest: How wonderful!!
DevilInaVest: That is indeed accurate!

MineCraftManButGrey: I'm just here to tell you that @DevilInaVest is practically vibrating in his seat with a shit-eating grin.

NotForInnocentEyes: Oh no!

PewPewPew: Does anyone know how to escape earth this instant?

WhoArtThou: What's going on?

DevilInaVest: Do not worry, @WhoArtThou. I'm just excited, for I've never come across someone with such intelligence.

WhoArtThou: Oh okay ^-^

NotForInnocentEyes: Uhm.. why did that seem cute?

OneKissIsAllItTakes: That was indeed cute.
OneKissIsAllItTakes: Also, that is amazing talent there, kid.

WhoArtThou: Thank you, @OneKissIsAllItTakes.

NeonHoboCocoon: How were you able to analyse Eraserhead? He isn't well known and is an underground hero.

WhoArtThou: I found two 20 second clippings of his fight on the internet. Additionally, I've seen him fight once.

IntoTheUnknown: You're telling me that you've managed to analyse Eraserhead from two 20 second clippings and one live fight?

WhoArtThou: Yeah?

TeethAndTrenchCoat: That's insane!!

DevilInaVest: Astounding!
DevilInaVest: I can't wait to meet you!

MineCraftManButGrey: He's mumbling some satanic verses and cackling.

ResidentRamseyButNicer: Pretty sure they're plans with the kid. God have mercy on him.

WhoArtThou: Plans about what? World domination? 😂

NeonHoboCocoon:...

NotForInnocentEyes:....

PewPewPew:...

OneKissIsAllItTakes:...

TeethAndTrenchCoat:....

IntoTheUnknown:....

DevilInaVest: HAHAHAHAHA!

WhoArtThou: Oh dear god...