Dedicated to turtlejou 

Rainkeeper: *holds up locked box*

Rainkeeper: What's in here?

Seashell: Nothing....

Rainkeeper: Really? 

Seashell: *looks around shiftily*

Seashell: Of course.

Rainkeeper: Joy, if you will.

Joy: *breaks open the box and dumps out like seven dares*

Rainkeeper: SEASHELL!

Seashell: What?!?

Air: I KNEW WE HAD TURTLE DARES!!!! 

Nightflyer: Well let's do them!

Rainkeeper: And never trust Seashell with the dares again!

*players appear*

Joy: You can all go home unless you're name is Winter, Turtle, or Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: A dare for me?!?!!?!?!?!

Air: More like six dares for Turtle.

Kinkajou:........ I'LL TAKE IT!

Turtle: Dares for me? Sweet.

Air: We'll do them in a random order. Pick one!

Turtle: *picks dare*

Nightflyer: Wonderful start! "Turtle and Kinkajou have to get married while standing in holy water*

Rainkeeper: I don't know why the holy water is necessary, but sure, why not.

Air: Might as well marry off the rest of the Winglet.

Seashell: *gasps* We should marry Carnelian and Umber next time!

Air: NO! UMBER IS INNOCENT!

Seashell: *teleports them to a pool filled with holy water*

Seashell: So...... Who's gonna marry them?

Nightflyer: I'll do it. I have the credentials. 

Rainkeeper: ......... You're a certified priest?

Nightflyer: A Pastafarianism  priest, yes. 

Air: ........Wait. DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN MARRY CAS AND DEAN FOR ME?!??!??!

Nightflyer:.....No.

Air: .... Fine. Then I' not gonna kiss you anymore!

Nightflyer: WHAT! NOT FAIR!

Joy: Marry now, argue later.

Nightflyer: Fine. *marries Turtlejou*

Kinkajou: *kisses Turtle*

Seashell: *dumps holy water over them*

Moon: LONG LIVE TURTLEJOU!!!!!!!!!!

Air: Next dare!

Rainkeeper: Turtlejou seven minutes in heaven.

Joy: Jeez we're just hitting all the bases, aren't we.

Turtle/Kinkajou: *goes in closet*

*seven minutes later*

Turtle: BEST! DARE DAY! EVER!!!

Seashell: Now you have to introduce Kinkajou to Coral.

Turtle:..........CRAP.

Seashell :*teleports them to the Sea Kingdom*

Turtle: Hello Mother!

Coral:............. Who are you?

Turtle: I'm Turtle.

Coral......?

Turtle:....... Your son.

Coral: .....oh. Oh! Right! I have those! 

Coral: What do you want?

Turtle: I want you to meet Kinkajou!

Kinkajou: *waves*

Coral: Ah, you're Glory's friend!

Kinkajou: Yep!

Turtle:....... She's also my brand new wife.

Hosts: *laughing in the background*

Coral:....... No.

Turtle: What?

Coral: No son of mine is going to marry a Rainwing.

Turtle: ....... You didn't even know who I was two minutes ago.

Coral: Doesn't matter. I will not allow one of my dragonets to marry someone of a different tribe.

Turtle: THAT'S COMPLETELY BULLSHIT!

Joy: JUST KILL HER ALREADY SO THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN AGAIN IN THE FUTURE!!!

Turtle: I can't kill my own mother!

Joy: Well she tries to kill my boyfriend in the future, so I'll do it. *kills Coral*

Rainkeeper: Joy!

Joy: What?

Rainkeeper: You can't just kill the Seawing Queen!

Joy: Too bad. Met them, Killed them, Got the T-shirt.

Nightflyer: And this brings up to the next dare! TURTLE! We hereby crown you King of the Seawings!

Turtle: WHAT!

Kinkajou: Does that make me a Queen?????

Air: Yea.

Kinkajou: OMG YAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO TELL GLORY!!!! WE CAN BE QUEEN FRIENDS!

Kinkajou: *takes off for the Rainforest*

Qibli: What now?

Hosts:........

Rainkeeper: Winter!

Winter: Yea?

Rainkeeper: You have to be Turtle's servant for the rest of the day.

Turtle: WAIT SERIOSULY!??!!?

Nightflyer: Yep!

Turtle: YES!

Air: And to knock the last dare off our list, Turtle, you also have to be drunk.

Turtle: Done.

Joy: *tosses him a bottle of whiskey*

Joy: Drink up!

Rainkeeper: Joy, where did you even get that?

Joy :Your private stash- where else?

Rainkeeper: JO!!!!!!!!

*two hours later*

Turtle: *laughing*

Turtle: WINNIE THE POOH!

Winter: You call me that ONE MORE TIME and I'll assassinate you.

Turtle: FETCH ME A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS FOR MY QUEEN!

Winter:..... But we're in the middle of the ocean.

Turtle: FETCH YOU HONEY LOVING BEAR!

Winter: *grumbles*

Turtle: *falls off throne*

Turtle: *laughs*

Kinkajou: *appears*

Kinkajou: I'm baaack! What's up King Turtle?

Turtle: KINKY-JUUUUUUUUUU

Kinkajou: ...... Um, are you okay?

Turtle: CORSE! *trips on his tail and falls on his face*

Turtle: I's RADISHING!

Kinkajou: ...... Are you drunk?

Turtle: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........Want sum booze?

Kinkajou: No thanks.

Turtle: Awwwwwwww. PARDY WID ME KINKY!!!!!!

Kinkajou: Please stop calling me kinky.

Turtle: NEVAR ya beautiful ladyyyyyyyyy.

Winter: I got your stupid flowers.

Turtle: THE POOH BEAR'S BACK!

Turtle: NOW YOU GETS A PER-MITION!

Winter: I think you mean Promotion.

Turtle: Yea that!

Turtle: YOU SHALL HEREBY BY KNOWN AS!.....

Turtle: *drums his talons on the floor*

Turtle: The PISS BOY!

Winter: What?

Turtle: Because you piss everyone off! get it?! *bursts out laughing*

Kinkajou: HOSTS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BOYFRIEND!

Air: Don't you mean your HUSBAND?

Kinkajou: Oh right. Ya.

Turtle: Wait....... WE'RE MARRIED!

Kinkajou: Yes, we got married in a holy water pool this morning.

Turtle: In a.....Oily Wader Poool??

Kinkajou:........ Yes.

Turtle: THAT. is epic.

Turtle: I has a good live.

Turtle: Sept for my family. THEY SUCK!

Seashell: Oh come on, they're not THAT bad.

Turtle: YES THEY ARE! EVEN THE PISS BOY'S FAMILY REMEMBERS HIS NAME!

Winter: ...... Fair point.

Joy: ...... MAybe we should sober him up.

Seashell: That's probably a good idea...

Air: And not make him King anymore.

*one day later....*

Nightflyer: Everything back to normal?

Joy: Yep!

Seashell: I don't know. I keep thinking there's something we forgot to do....

In the Sea Kingdom.......

All: *freaking out because Queen Coral is dead and no one is on the throne*

Tsunami:........

Tsunami: My time to shine.