A/N: Inspired by GlorybringerRulesAll for her comment on SHIP WAR!!! 

Joy: *gasp*

Air: The moment of truth.

Seashell: It's the gospel truth! 

All: *stares*

Seashell: What? No Hercules fans?

Fluffy: Hercules, Hercules!

Me: Bad Fluffy! Go home! *disappears*

Nightflyer: Who was that?

Air: Just some random scavenger that pops in every now and then.

Joy: Other scavengers give her dares and truths, and she gives them to us, and we give them to whoever they're for.

*players appear*

Joy: *suddenly sitting on a podium* *bangs talon on podium* MOONWATCHER!

Moon: Ah! What?

Nightflyer: It's time for the truth.

Seashell: THE GOSPEL TRUTH!!!

J.W: Huh?

Seashell: Oh my gosh, you guys need a serious Disney education.

Air: Anyways....

Joy: NOW IS THE TIME TO DECLARE YOUR ALLEGIANCE!

Me: No!!!!

All: *burst into tears* 

Joy: What? What did I say?

Air: Allegiant!

Me: NO! WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT ONE!

Joy: ....um. Okay....

Joy: Anyways! MOON! NOW IS THE TIE TO CHOOSE! Will it be, Moonbli, or Winterwatcher?

Qibli: wait WAHT!?!?!

Winter: *chokes on oxygen*

All: *holds breath*

Moon: Um....

Umber: PLEASE CHOOSE WINTER! 

Carenlian: Why?

Umber: Because then Qibli's all mine.

Seashell: NO! CHOOSE QIBLI! WINTER'S MINE!

Joy/Air: Qibli, Qibli, Qibli, Qibli....

Moon:................................................................I choose........*idea strikes*

Moon: *evil grin* I choose no one.

Mare Barrow: HELL YEA GIRL, HIGH FIVE!

Moon: *high fives Mare*

All: *blinks*

Winter: *statue. Not even breathing*

Qibli: *looks as if he's been told button-sized people exist and they live off of unicorn farts*

Kinkajou: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Turtle: *jaw drop*

Carnelian: Well. My life is pointless. I have no meaning. *holds gun up to head*

Joy: Of course you have no meaning Carnelian. Why do you think you died early on?

Nightflyer: *whacks Joy on the head* 

Joy: What was that for?

Nightflyer: What was what for?

Air: *practically hyperventilating* So. Let me get this straight. It's not Moonbli. And it's not Winterwatcher. AND IT'S NOT MOONBLI!?!?!?

Moon: Yep.

Air: *screams*

Nightflyer: Air, calm down.

Air: *laughs manically* I AM CALM!

Nightflyer: Shit. MOON! YOU BROKE MY GIRLFRIEND!

Joy: *bursts out laughing*

Nightflyer: SHUT UP! 

Moon: What do you want me to do?

Nightflyer: FIX HER!

Moon: How?

Seashell: Choose.

Moon: .............................................Um......I choose Qinter.

Winter: FUCK!

Qibli: NOT THIS AGAIN!