Dedicated to SwampTheMudwing03

Joy: This is just mean. *shakes head in disapproval*

Nightflyer: *stares at Joy*

Nightflyer: Really?

Joy :What?

Nightflyer: THIS? THIS IS WHAT YOU DISAPPROVE OF!??!!?!

Joy: And your point is....?

Nightflyer: WE MURDERED THEM WITH MUSICAL CHAIRS, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU CONSIDER TOO FAR?!?!?

Joy: Yea. Tether dragon is for dragons that deserve it. Turtljou does not deserve this.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

*players appear*

Air: *whispers dare to Carnelian*

Carnelian:........

Kinkajou: I'm slightly scared.

Carnelian: *maniacally laughing while holding a chainsaw over her head*

Moon: Uh, Carnelian? You okay?

Rainkeeper: She's totally fine.

Seashell :Definitely fine.

Air: WE'RE PLAYING TETHER DRAGON TODAY!!!

Umber; Oh no.

Winter: *whimpers*

Carnelian: KINKAJOU IS THE BALL FIRST!!

Turtle: *screams* NO!!!!

Carnelian: Don't worry, you'll all be the ball at some point.

Kinkajou: *gasps* NO!!!!

Joy: *tackles Kinkajou and hogties her with her tail before stringing her on the tetherball pole*

Carnelian: So, who wants to play with Kinkajou as the ball?

Winter: ME!!!! PLEASE!!!!

Carnelian: *starts playing tetherball with Winter*

Rainkeeper: What do we do now?

Joy:....set up the next game?

Nightflyer: *strings up Qibli*

Air: Who's gonna play the next round?

Winter: ME!!!!!

Carnelian: I'll play!!!

Seashell: What none else wants to play?

Umber: Not with Qibli as the ball.

Moon: He's too likable to be a tetherball.

Hosts: *shrug*

Joy: I KNOW!

Joy: *strings Macaw up on tetherball pole*

Joy: KEEPIE PLAY WITH ME!!!

Rainkeeper: M'kay

Air: Hmmmm *strings up Faithbringer as Winter and Carnelian switch to the Qibli ball*

Nightflyer: YES! *starts playing tetherball with Air as Faithbringer as the ball*

Turtle: *removes Kinkajou from the tetherball pole

Kinkajou: *whimpers as Turtle comforts her*

Kinkajou: That hurt....

Turtle: *growls at Winter*

Seashell: *strings Umber up*

Seashell: Any takers?

Carnelian:ME!!!!

Qibli: Take me down.

Qibli: And yes, I will play.

Moon: *cuts Qibli down*

Moon: Qinter?

Qibli: *sniffles* No.

Umber: *screams as Qibli and Carnelian use him as the tetherball*

Seashell: Turtle's next!!!

Kinkajou: NO!!!!

Seashell: Sorry, *grabs Turtle*

Kinkajou: *violently attacks Seashell, bites her arm and doesn't let go*

Seashell: *screaming*

Nightflyer: Should we go help her?

Air:.......Nah.

Joy: *strings up Turtle while Kinkajou is busy attacking Seashell*

Rainkeeper: Anyone?

Carnelian: MEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEMEMEMEMEMMEEMMEMEMEEMMEME!!!!!!!!! MEME

Joy: And?

*cricket sounds*

Moon: We like Turtle too much too.

Joy: *shrugs* Okay.

Rainkeeper: *strings up Moon as Carnelian plays alone*

Air: Anybody wanna play?

Umber: ME!

Winter: NO,ME!!!

Qibli:M E!!!!!

Carnelian: HEY! THE DARE SAID I HAVE TO PLAY!!!

Moon: WHAT DO YOU ALL HAVE AGAINST ME??!!?

Turtle: Hmmm, I don't know. MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE GIANT MONSTER DRAGON THAT EXPLODED OUT OF A MOUNTAIN BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!

Moon: I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THAT!

Winter: DRAGONS DIED MOON!!!!!

Joy: Pretty sure Winter's father died, actually...

Rainkeeper: Damn, Winterwatcher could've been so much more tragic and beautiful at this point.

Air: Like DESTIEL!!!!!!

Nightflyer: No, like Dramione.

Air: That too.

Joy: NO! THIS IS A WINTERWATCHER FREE ZONE!!!

Rainkeeper: NO IT AIN'T!!!!

Air: QINTERWATCHER!!!!!

Moon: NO!

Seashell: *is dead on the floor*

Joy: Oh boy. Kelp might be a little mad about this....

Nightflyer: Can't we just respawn her?

Air: Nightflyer, she was the one with the respawning power...

Nightflyer: Uh oh.

Kinkajou: Winter. Tetherball. NOW.

Air: *strings up Winter*

Rainkeeper: Who wants to play with Winter?

J.W.: .........*starts fighting each other for the game*

Kinkajou:MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CALLED IT!!!!

Turtle: NOOOOO!!!! I NEED IT MORE!!!

Umber: Hell, no!!! I NEED IT MORE THAN ANYONE YOU!!!!

Carnelian: I WAS TOLD TO PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THE SCAVENGER REQUESTED IT!!!!!!!!

Kinkajou: TOO BAD, IM PLAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: ME TOO!!!!

Air: NOT WITHOUT ME!!!

All: *fighting to play tetherball with Winter*

Winter:.......IS NO ONE GOING TO CUT ME DOWN!??!?

Seashell: *respawns*

Seashell: FINALLY!

Seashell: *takes in scene*

Seashell: Oh.

Seashell: *slowly backs away*