A/N: ALL THE JOY  KISSING DARES MUSHED TOGETHER! 

Dedicated to moonwatchersister, IshipGlorybringer, and peril290 

Rainkeeper: *mortified*

Air: *horrified*

Seashell: *shudders*

Nightflyer: *stares*

Joy: *screams*

*players appear*

Seashell: *starts laughing*

Air: Um.....Okay then.

Nightflyer: Let's save the good one for last.

Seashell: Qibli!

Qibli: Yep

Seashell: Moon!

Moon: Moonbli?

Air: Far from it.

Moon: Dang.

Rainkeeper: *laughing*

Winter: What is so funny?

Nightflyer: Joy has to kiss Moon and Qibli.

Qibli: Wait what?

Winter NO! THE ONLY DRAGON ALLOWED TO KISS MOON AND QIBY IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: Shut up! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Moon: Let's just get this over with.

Qibli: I can kiss Moon afterwards right?

Air: Three Moons yes.

Moon :And I can kiss Winter afterwards?

Seashell: Hmmmm. NO.

Winter: I REALLY hate you.

Nightflyer: You know some scavengers ship you guys....

Winter: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!??!?!

Seashell: *laughs nervously*

Joy: *long suffering sigh* Fine. *kisses Moon*

Moon: *screams*

Joy: *screams*

Joy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moon: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!!!!!!

Joy: *shudders and kisses Qibli*

Qibli: G-R-O-S-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSGROSSGROSSS!!!!!!!!!! *kisses Moon*

Moon: *sighs with relief* *kisses Winter*

Joy: Hm. Now that I have tested all three, It's an easy choice.

Moon: Qinter?

Joy: Definitely.

Moon: Takes the word Icy-Hot to a whole new level doesn't it?

Joy: MmmHmm.

All:.......

Qibli: QINTER IS NOT HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Umbli: YES! UMBLI SHALL RISE!!!!!!!!

Qibli: Wait what?

Winter: no! I shall fight you!

Umber/Winter: *fighting for gay ship dominance*

Qibli:.......Is this how it feels to be you?

Moon: Add in a mountain-sized dragon that's everyone's nightmare, and yes.

Qibli: You poor overloved thing.

Moon: Thank you.

Air: NEXT DARE TIME!

J.W.: Wait wha- *disappears*

*Clay, PEril, Tsunami, Riptide, Kelp, Glory, Deathbringer, Starflight, and Fatespeaker appear*

Tsunami: Why are we here?

Kelp: Now?

Joy: Please.

Air/Nightflyer: *start making out*

Joy/ Kelp: *start making out*

Players:.......

Rainkeeper/Seashell: *awkwardly standing in the background*

*Pear appears*

Pear: *jumps on Rainkeeper*

Pear: RAINY! Come with me!

Rainkeeper: *follows Pear*

Seashell: .......

Seashell: ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Geyser randomly appears*

Geyser: What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?

Seashell: What?

Geyser: THIS TASTES FUNNY! Ba-dum tssssh.

Seashell:........That is a horrible joke.

Geyser:......TWOOOO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE!

Seashell: But It's nowhere as lonely as the number one.....

Meanwhile....

Tsunami: Do....Do we really have to watch this?

Riptide: Why is it that my family always goes for the girls we can never have?

Tsunami :I have no idea, but keep it up.

Glory: I don't really like this.

Deathbringer: *is wearing a jelp hat*

Deathbringer: Don't worry. It grows on you like a fungus.

Glory: Are you seriously-

Deathbringer: Yes.

Clay: *silently fuming*

PEril: *mouthing serious heart hands while holding her talons in the shape of a heart*

Fatespeaker: *shipping overload*

Starflight: Clay?

Clay: Yea?

Starflight: Permission granted.

Clay: Thank you.

Clay: *tries to kill Nightflyer*

Hopeseeker: *randomly appears on Clay's head*

Hopeseeker: *pulls on Clay's face*

Hopeseeker: DON'T YOU HURT HIM!!!!!

Peril: LITTLE ADORABLE DRAGON!!!!!!

Clay: SHIT NOT AGAIN!!!

Tsunami: NOBODY BETTER START YELLING IN LATIN AGAIN!!!1

Nightflyer: Ne dicas quid!!!!

All: *screams*

Air: Joy?

Joy: Yea?

Air: What have we started with this game?

Joy:.....I don't want to know.

Nightflyer: Should we call in help?

Air: I already did.

Kelp: So did I.

*Castiel, Sam, and Dean Winchester show up and start salt and burning everything*

KELp :Oh boy.

*Mare Barrow, Cal, and an army of Newbloods start attacking the place*

Air: *screams*

Cal: WHAT?

Air: DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY DESTIEL!!!!!!!

Seashell: *slowly backs away*