Air: The Darkstalker Squad? Really? 

Joy: Yep.

Seashell: It fits.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Rainkeeper: Why, Joy.....just why?

Joy: Why do you always say that when I do something?

*Clearsight, Fathom, Indigo, and Darkstalker appear*

Indigo: Oh, this is new.

Fathom: Where am I?

Clearsight: .....Why do I not know who these dragonets are?

Fathom: Wh-*sees Darkstalker* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK!!!!

Clearsight: Wha*sees* *screams bloody murder*

Indigo: *flips spear* Oh, I am NOT getting shoved in a statue for a second time. *stands in battle stance* Let's dance, Stalker.

Darkstalker: I should kill you all right n-

Clearsight: DARKSTALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs him*

Darkstalker: Wait what.....I thought you hated me!

Clearsight: But that was 2 thousand years ago! I missed you...

Fathom:......Clearsight wtf?

Air:.....Did not expect that.

Indigo: Who are you?

Air: I'm Air!

Nightflyer: My name is Nightflyer.

Seashell: I'm Seashell!

Joy: The name's Joy. This is Keepie.

Rainkeeper: Joy! My name is Rainkeeper, and I must say, I expected Clearsight to be more dignified.

Players:......

Clearsight: And what importance are you to us?

Joy: Oh, where are our manners-

Rainkeeper: Yours are in hell, I'm not sure about the others.

Joy: Shut up. 

Air: Welcome! You are now over 2,000 years in the future!

Nightflyer: I assume at least one of has heard of the Dragonets of Destiny?

Clearsight: Of course! I love those dragonets!

Darkstalker: Especially Sunny. Sunny's my favorite.

Fathom: .....Who?

Rainkeeper: Uh, long story.

Air: Anyways! We're some of their children.

 Seashell: Fun fact, I am actually a descendant of Fathom and Indigo.

Indigo: Cool

Fathom:  Are you an animus?

Seashell: No.

Fathom: Thank. The. Moons. 

Darkstalker: *quickly starts to read all their minds*

Darkstalker: *reads Nightflyer's mind*

Darkstalker: So, you're a romantic. We'll get along good.

Darkstalker: And you can see the future! You and Clearsight will have a lot to talk about.

Darkstalker: And you're hopelessly in love with a hybrid.........good luck.

Nightflyer: .......................I.... I don't like this any more.

Air: You better not hurt my Nightflyer. *growls*

Indigo: YOU. YOU I LIKE.

Air: Thanks! I like you best out of all four of you anyway!

Darkstalker: *reads Air's mind*

Darkstalker:......WTF? 

Clearsight: What?

Darkstalker: There's cows riding on dolphins......WTF?

Air: Ha! You can't mind read me!

Darkstalker: *glares and starts mind reading Joy*

Joy: *smirks*

Darkstalker: *starts screaming*

Rainkeeper: Uh, Joy? What are you thinking of?

Joy: Nothing. I'm just letting him search through my memories.

Rainkeeper:.....Of what?????

Joy: *smiles*

Darkstalker: *freaking out*

Seashell: Oh yea! The reason why you're here!

Air: We need you to have a fight to the death- Hunger games style.

Indigo: Wait what?

Seashell: *teleports everyone to arena*

Hosts: *sit in the stands eating popcorn*

Darkstalker Squad: *looking confused in the arena*

Darkstalker: *is scarred for life after Joy's mind*

Air: *shouts through microphone*

Air: This is a fight to the death, Hunger games style! You fight until there is one survivor! That survivor gets to live!

Joy: *fake gasps* No way, the survivor lives!?!?

Rainkeeper: Nooooo, I thought he would die.

Nightflyer: Stop. Please.

Joy: Hmmmmm how bout no.

Fathom: A fight to the death?

Indigo: Done. *attacks Darkstalker*

Darkstalker: HEY! *freezes* Wait....WHY CAN'T I USE MAGIC!?!?!?!?!?

Seashell: Oh yea, I forgot to mention that I removed all powers from the arena! No magic, no mind-reading, and no future seeing!!!

Clearsight: *drops to the ground*

Fathom: Clearsight? You okay?

Clearsight: The timelines.....THEY'RE GONE!!!!

Fathom: .....Isn't that a good thing?

Clearsight: *screams*

Seashell: YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING, WASTED!

Clearsight: I'M A SHAME!

Seashell:.....Can I go high-five her?

Nightflyer: If she lives, sure.

Air: I doubt she will.

Darkstalker: *is a giant wimp without his powers*

Indigo: *is a freaking badass*

Indigo: *kills Darkstalker*

Fathom:......

Indigo: *points at Clearsight*

Indigo: I'm very sorry, but you're next.

Fathom: You can't kill Clearsight!

Indigo: *crosses arms and glares*

Indigo: It's her or me Fathom. Your choice.

Fathom: You.

Indigo: That's what I thought *kills Clearsight*

Joy: You know, I thought this would be more of a battle, and less 'Indigo kills everyone'

Air: Well, at least we know which ship is better. Fathingo for the win.

Rainkeeper: But they still have to fight each other for the win.

Air: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsh! They're in love!

Nightflyer: Air-

Air: MADLY IN LOVE

Seashell: Air-

Air: SUCH A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP!

Nightflyer: Air, hon-

Air: THEY ARE SO HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AND NOTHING WILL EVER DRIVE THEM APA-

Joy: *kills Fathom*

Joy: There, problem solved.

Hosts:....................

Joy: ...What?

Indigo: *appears behind Joy, raises spear*