Chaos (Both)
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*players appear*
All:.....
Sunny: Uh, where are the hosts?
Umber: I don't know.
Tsunami: Maybe they went back to the future.
Starflight: Then why would we still be here?
Moon: Wait......Does anyone else hear that?
All: *listens intently* *can vaguely hear music getting louder*
Qibli: *frowns* Is that....?
*The A-Team theme song starts blaring as the hosts crash into the mountain in the Millennium Falcon*
Players:..*stares*
Joy: *hops out of Falcon*
Joy: That's how today's gonna go.
Air: *talking through a megaphone*
Air: HI EVERYONE!!!
Air: LISTEN FOR YOUR DARES!!!
Peril: Oh boy.
Air: STARFLIGHT!
Starflight: Yea?
Air: GO DO A DEADLY OBSTACLE COURSE WHILE BLIND!
Starflight: Wait what?
Air: WINTER!
Winter: Oh dear moon.
Air: SING YOUR THEME SONG!
Winter:.....I have a theme song?
Air: MOON!
Moon: I'm scared.
Air: MOON!
Moon: What?
Air: SEASHELL BRING IN OUR GUESTS!
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Ember, Apple, Shore, Orange, Kestrel, Thorn, Smolder, Goldtalon, and Current appear*
Joy: *screams*
Rainkeeper: Oh. Hello again.
Nightflyer: *whimpers in growing panic*
Sunny: wait. WHY IS SMOLDER AND MY MOTHER HERE!?!?!?!?
Seashell: You'll find out soon.
Sunny: TELL ME NOW!!!!!
Tsunami: Whose the newbies?
Current: Hi! I'm Current.
Fatespeaker: And whose kid are you?
Current: I'm Turtle and Kinkajou's daughter!
Kinkajou: *squeaks*
Turtle: *falls to the ground*
Goldtalon: I'm Goldtalon. I'm not related to you guys, but I'm here anyway.
Sunny: Goldtalon?
Goldtalon: Yep.
Sunny: One of your parents is a Sandwing, correct?
Goldtalon: How'd you know?
Sunny: They're not very good at creative names. Six-Claws has six claws, Goldtalon has gold talons, Prickle is a prick, etc.
Nightflyer: Wait. Did you say Prickle?
Sunny:....no.
Nightflyer: WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!!?!?
Rainkeeper: DARE TIME!!!!
Seashell: Let the insanity begin! *snaps talons*
Moon: *appears on the moon*
Moon: What the hell?
Random voice: DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!
Moon: How did I get here?
Random voice: THE END.
Joy: Air, please explain why one of my future children is present.
Rainkeeper: I want an answer too.
Air: Shore! Orange!
Shore: Yes?
Orange: Why do all of you look so familiar?
Seashell: *locks the in closet*
Air: You can go home if you do seven minutes in heaven!
Shore: WHAT!
Orange: YES!
Nightflyer: *handcuffs Tsunami and Kestrel together*
Tsunami: *screams* WHY!?!?!
Nightflyer: It's just for two days. Try not to kill each other.
Kestrel/Tsunami: *growls*
Peril: *clings to Kestrel*
Peril: MOM!
Tsunami: Yas, burn the witch...
Kestrel: *screams*
Seashell: *reveals a cage full of tree frogs*
Glory: *screams and jumps into Deathbringer's arms*
Glory: GETITAWAY GETITAWAY!!!!
Deathbringer: Don't worry Glor-glor, I'll protect you.
Joy: *pries Glory away and shoves her in the cage*
Glory: *freaks out and screams*
Starflight: *is been blinded, is doing parkour*
Starflight: *jumps*
Starflight: *dies*
Air: *sighs* Do I have to?
Rainkeeper: Yep. But it doesn't matter which dragon you choose, as long as it's from the Jade Winglet, and not Nightflyer.
Air: *groans* Fine.
Air:.........Hey Carnelian, come here.
Carnelian: Wh-
Air: *kisses Carnelian*
Nightflyer: *is slightly disturbed*
Joy: CONFESSION TIME!!!
Rainkeeper: Wait what?
Apple: Confession of what?
Joy: Thorn, I believe there is something that an evil scavenger has forced you to say,
Thorn: *sighs*
Sunny: Don't you fucking dare.
Seashell: Trust us Sunny, we didn't want to do it either.
Thorn: I like Smolder.
Smolder: .............*is very confused*
Joy: And Ember, isn't there something you'd like to say to Apple?
Ember: Wait WHAT?
Rainkeeper: Oh HELL NO! NOT FUCKING HAPPENING!
Nightflyer: MY son and Rainkeeper's daughter? EW! NO WAY!!!!
Apple: What?
Joy: SAY IT OR DIE!
Apple: Say what?!?!?!
Ember: I'minlovewithApple.
Nightflyer: Huh?
Ember: THERE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Clay: Wait.....
Deathbringer: My granddaughter, and your grandson are a couple?
Peril:....I can see it.
Clay: Peril!
Peril: Think about it. In every one of these generations, there was a love story that was ignored rather than explored. Now, after three generations, it's finally happening. I approve.
Fatespeaker: This family tree is getting really complicated.
Peril: You have no idea. It gets worse.
Deathbringer: How so?
Peril: My father's a Rainwing.
Deathbringer: Wait what?
Seashell: WINTER TIME FOR YOUR THEME SONG!!!!
Winter: Why do you always make me sing?
Joy: Because it's hilarious. NOW SHUT UP AND SING WINNIE THE POOH!
Winter: *sighs*
Winter: *opens mouth to sing*
*spaceship crashes in the room*
Moon: HA! I'm back!
Qibli: MOON!!!!
Winter: Where were you?
Moon: The moon.
Qibli: Oh. Okay then.
Umber: You're just in time to hear Winter sing! GO ON WINTER!!
Winter: *clears throat and starts to sing*
Winter: There's a world out up above
It would not show me love
I thought I could stop the end
Be here with you, my friend
Somewhere deep down I believed
I'd bring you back to me
I thought we could have some fun
Can my damage be undone?
I'd forgotten how to feel,
Not sure if I was real,
If I am no longer me,
Then what can I still be?
By your side until the end,
I thought I'd be your friend,
I still hold onto that hope,
No matter what I am then.
So please just leave me behind
I couldn't win this time,
I don't want to let you go,
I'll be okay alone,
You deserve far better friends,
Now you're here at the end,
I can let all of them go,
I'll be okay alone
Leave me be, Say goodbye,
You can't help, why must you try?
Why must you stay with me
Your battle's won, go with your family
I don't deserve your MERCY
If you won't FIGHT, please just leave
No one came, or heard my call
I'm so glad you took your fall
Leave me be, Say goodbye,
You can't help, why must you try?
Why must you stay with me
Your battle's won, go with your family
I don't deserve your MERCY
If you won't FIGHT, please just leave
No one came, or heard my call
I'm so glad you took your fall
Leave me be, Say goodbye,
You can't help, why must you try?
Why must you stay with me
Your battle's won, go with your family
I don't deserve your MERCY
If you won't FIGHT, please just leave
No one came, or heard my call
I'm so glad you took your fall
Leave me be, Say goodbye,
You can't help, why must you try?
Why must you stay with me
Your battle's won, go with your family
I don't deserve your MERCY
If you won't FIGHT, please just leave
No one came, or heard my call
I'm so glad you took your fall
Forgive me, stay with me
You're the last light I'll see.
All:......
Moon: *wipes away tear*
Qibli :That was beautiful
Clay: Definite the right theme song.
Peril: Wait, WHAT'S CLAY'S THEME SONG?!!?!?
Clay: I know this one!
Clay: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
Air: *shoves away Carnelian*
Air: YEA I LIKE WAFFLES!
Clay: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
Shore: *bursts out of closet*
Shore: YEA I LIKE PANCAKES!
Clay: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
Starflight: *respawns*
Starflight: YEA I LIKE FRENCH TOAST!
Current: DO DO DODO
Goldtalon: CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!
Riptide: WAFFLES!!!
Thorn: WAFFLES!
Tsunami: *sings with Kestrel's body next to her*
Tsunami: WAFFLES!
Carnelian: WA-
Glory: *melts all the tree frogs to death and breaks out of cage*DO DO DODO
Rainkeeper: CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!
Clay: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
J.W.: YEA WE LIKE WAFFLES!
Clay: Do you like pancakes?
D.O.D.: YEA WE LIKE PANCAKES!!
Clay: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
Guests: YEA WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST!
Hosts: DO DO DOO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!!!
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