Joy: *reading Queen of Shadows*

Joy: *growls*

Kelp: What?

Joy: Arobynn Hamel has only spoken two words and I've already stabbed him with seven different knives.

Kelp: You mean mentally stabbed.....right?

Joy: *quietly pulls knife out of book*

Joy: Oh, totally.

Kelp:......

*players appear*

 Tsunami: Wait, we're still playing?

Sunny: It feels like there's been so many Jade Winglet dares lately that we forgot.

Rainkeeper: Did you actually forget?

Players:.......

Glory: NO!

Starflight: HOW COULD WE, WE'RE LITERALLY IN THERAPY.

Peril: Hey, I can't help it if you need therapy after I've killed you.

Starflight: TWICE!

Peril: Okay, twice. But so what! I'm pretty sure we've killed Morrowseer like 15 times already! I only kill you guys once a book.

Deathbringer: True, true..... BUT I KILLED YOU IN THE HUNGER GAMES!

Glory: Oh for the love of *facetalons*

Air: I think winning the Hunger Games is Deathbringer's version of Dean Winchester saying 'I killed Hitler'

Kelp: Wait what now?

Air: There was a pocket watch and blood transfusions and yeah.....Dean killed Hitler....

Kelp:......WHAT EVEN IS YOUR SHOW?

Air: Insanity. Crack. A really long and heartbreaking Chevy commercial.

Kelp:...... This is why I don't watch TV.

Air: This is why you SHOULD watch TV.

Joy: No, you should reread more Sarah J. Maas books instead of TV.

Air: But you like TV!

Joy: *holds up a stabbed Queen of Shadows novel* 

Joy: BUT I LIKE SARAH J. MAAS MORE.

Seashell: So anyways, what's your opinion on Time Travel?

Deathbringer: GIVE IT TO ME.

Sunny: Pleaaassseeee?

Starflight: Please DON'T, there's too many idiots that would mess up history.

Glory: Interesting, but too powerful for our own good.

Clay: But like, then you could go back in time and eat all the animals that became extinct and be the only dragon alive who knows what they taste like. AND THEN YOU COULD GO BACK AND EAT THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN.

Nightflyer:......Guys, I found out what happened to the Dinosaurs now.

Air: That was no meteor- it was Peril's cooking.

Peril: I would LOVE to kill a dinosaur.

Riptide: TIME TRAVEL BACK TO BEFORE CORAL WAS HATCHED AND KILL HER.

Tsunami: You do realize that I wouldn't exist then, right?

Riptide:.......

Riptide: That maaaaay be a sacrifice I'm willing to make?

Tsunami: You have five seconds to change that answer.

Riptide: I MEAN, OH! NO! I COULD NEVER DO THAT TO MY DARLING TSUNAMI, I'LL JUST KILL CORAL TODAY AND SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS!

Tsunami: Better.

Fatespeaker: GO BACK IN TIME AND SWAP MY EGG WITH STARFLIGHT'S SO THEN IN COULD BE APART OF THE DRAGONET PROPHECY.

Clay: Please don't, I would be dead a thousand times over if we had you instead of Starflight.

Starflight: But then I would've gotten to meet my mother....And not be annoyed constantly by Tsunami.....

Tsunami: I will punch you.

Sunny: What does time travel have to do with anything?

Kelp: Oh, you, Clay, Tsunami, Glory, and Starflight get to go back in time to when you were baby dragonets and you get to mess with them and tell them stuff about the future.

DOD:..........

Glory: Oh, three moons, yes.

Seashell: Good! *snaps talons*

*DOD appear in their old cave*

Hosts: *sit awkwardly with Peril, Riptide, Fatespeaker, and Deathbringer*

All:........

Joy: Do you guys still have a gossip club?

Riptide: Oh hell teah.

Air: AAAAnnnnnnnd that's the end of that conversation.

*Meanwhile*

DOD: *has found baby themselves and screeches*

Clay: OH MY MOONS SUNNY, YOU WERE EVEN TINIER THAN I REMEMBER!

Baby Sunny: Wait a minute....Who ARE you?

Glory: We're you guys from the future.

Baby DOD: *gasps*

Baby Tsunami: AM I QUEEN YET?!?!?

Baby Sunny: DO WE STOP THE WAR AND SAVE THE DAY???

Baby Starflight: DO I GET MY POWERS???

Baby Clay: IS KESTREL HAPPY THAT I GET BIG AND STRONG?

Baby Glory: AM I STILL A DISAPPOINTMENT?

DOD:........

Clay: Um....

Sunny: YES YOU STOP THE WAR AND SAVE THE DAY AND IT'S AWESOME!

Baby Sunny: I KNEW IT!

Glory: You're not a disappointment, you're a badass Queen with a hot boyfriend.

Baby Glory: Nice.

Baby Tsunami: WHAT! GLORY IS A QUEEN? I WANNA BE QUEEEEENNNN!!!!

Tsunami: Yeah, that....That doesn't quite happen.....Although you are a princess!

Baby Tsunami:......THEN YOU JUST AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH!

Tsunami: Oh three moons.... *facetalons*

Starflight: So....About your powers....

Baby Starflight: ARE THEY AS EPIC AND COOL AS THE SCROLLS SAY? CAN I READ MINDS? ARE GLORY'S THOUGHTS ALWAYS AS GRUMPY AS SHE IS? DID I PREDICT HOW WE ENDED THE WAR???

Starflight: Actually...... *sighs*

Starflight: The Nightwings are a pompous tribe full of liars and they have no powers- they live on a dying volcanic ash island and have been manipulating everyone this whole time and they made up the prophecy in order to murder the Rainwings and take over the forest.

Baby DOD:........

Baby Starflight: *heartbroken* What?

Baby Glory: THEY WANT TO DO WHAT TO MY TRIBE!?!?!?!? PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE NOT ALL LAZY RAINWINGS LIKE THEY SAY!

Glory: Actually, we have deadly venom, and some of us are pretty epic. 

Baby Glory: HA! TAKE THAT KESTREL!

Clay: Kestrel and Dune are actually dead, so no, Kestrel's not happy....um....

Baby Clay: Kestrel's dead?

Baby DOD:..........

Baby Glory: YES!!!!!!

Baby Tsunami: BOOYAH!!!! *starts singing*

Baby Starflight: How awful. *smiles*

Baby Clay: *whispers loudly* THANK YOU.

Baby Sunny: D-Dune's dead?

Sunny: Yeah....Sorry.

Baby Sunny: *wails*

Baby Clay: *hugs her*

Glory: Oh look; the past to the present and nothing has changed.

Baby Starflight: what else should we know about the future?

DOD:.........

Sunny: Glory melts of the face of the Skywing Queen.

Baby Glory: Wow, they're REALLLLLY gonna regret callin' me lazy.

Tsunami: And your parents are all awful, so don't bother thinking about them.

Clay: WITH the exception of Sunny's parents. They are AWESOME.

Baby Clay: But what about my parents! Mudwings love their family!

Clay:.......Your mom sold you for lunch.

Baby Clay:.....Oh.....Okay.....

Baby Clay: I mean, there are days when I'd sell Webs for lunch, so I understand.

Baby Sunny: Does my Mommy miss me?

Sunny: She's been tearing up the world looking for you, and in return we crowned her Queen of the Sandwings.

Baby Sunny: *squeals*

Glory: By the way, Tsunami, you're dating Webs's son.

Baby Tsunami: *screams* YOU'RE JOKING. YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING. THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD EVER DATE SOMEONE EVEN CLOSE TO WEBS! EW EW EEEEWWWW!!!!

Tsunami: Actually he's not so bad.

Baby Tsunami: *covers ears and screams* I HATE MY LIIIIFE!!!!!

Tsunami: And Glory's dating a Nightwing.

Baby Glory: WHAT!

Glory: It's fine.

Baby Glory: I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS HOT! NIGHTWINGS ARE NASTY-LOOKIN!

Glory: Ha. Just wait.

Baby Starflight: Am....Am I dating someone?... *glances at Sunny*

Starflight: Actually, yes, her name is Fatespeaker.

Baby Starflight: Oh....But-

Starflight: It doesn't work out, but that's okay.

Baby Starflight: Okay.....

Baby Sunny: WHO AM I DATING?

DOD: *looks at Sunny*

Sunny: Well- um- I wouldn't say we're DATING- but, like-

Tsunami: Don't lie to yourself, Sunny.

Sunny:.......HIS NAME IS MEERKAT AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HIM, OKAY?

Baby Sunny: YAY!

Glory: And Clay, you're dating Kestrel's daughter.

Baby Clay:.......*stares*

Clay: I know it sounds bad, but-

Baby Clay: *starts screaming and doesn't stop*

Glory: Also you all have children- well, Sunny has a step daughter.

Baby Glory: ME? With DRAGONETS? Ew.

Glory: Actually, your daughter is a psychopath and your son is nice, they're great.

Baby Glory: So.... We have dragonets with a hot Nightwing?

Glory: Oh yeah.

Baby Glory: AND I'm Queen and Tsunami isn't?

Glory: That's right.

Baby Glory:......Can I high five you?

Glory: Yes you can.

Hosts: *appear*

Joy: On that note, time's up!

DOD: Awwwww

Clay: Are baby us gonna be okay?

Air: You tell us, you're them now.

DOD:........

Tsunami: If this game continues? We're dead.

Seashell: Indeed. *snaps talons*

*cut back to the present*

Starflight: Wait- wouldn't us telling little us stuff about the future mess up the present?

Rainkeeper: No.

Nightflyer: This is Truth or Dare, Starflight. We exist outside all space and time.

Peril: Then....where exactly do you host this game?

Kelp: Isn't it obvious?

Fatespeaker:.......No.

Hosts: *grin*

Joy: Welcome to the Twilight Zone.