Hosts[except for Air]: *whispering*

Joy: Do we tell her?

Nightflyer: We can't tell her!

Rainkeeper: We have to tell her.

Nightflyer: It'll break her heart.

Seashell: Well, she's gonna find out eventually.

Nightflyer: Oh, I hate this.

Kelp: What if we make the players tell her?

Joy:.....That's a great plan.

Air: *walks in*

Rainkeeper: Quick! Act casual!

Hosts: *jump into completely not casual poses*

Air:.........

Air: Soooooo, Star Wars dare today?

Hosts: Uhhhhhh

Joy: Next time.

*players appear*

Sunny: Ayyyyyyy, long time no see!

Deathbringer: Did you miss us?

Glory: Of course they did.

Nightflyer: Clay c'mere 

CVlay: What?

Nightflyer: *whispers dare in his ear*

Clay:......You're joking.

Nightflyer: Nope.

Clay: Oh no no NO. I can't tell her that!

Nightflyer: You have to!

Clay: BUT-

Tsunami: Tell who what?

Joy: *tells everyone else the dare*

Glory: Oh dear moons no.

Peril: WHY THIS.

Umber: This is a joke, right? You can't be serious. This can't be happening.

Kelp: No, it's actually happening.

Umber: THE POOR CHILD! 

Air:.....What's going on?

Players:...........

Hosts:...........

Kinkajou: Who's gonna say it?

Turtle: Somebody's gotta say it.

Riptide: Peril, you say it.

Peril: WHY ME?

Riptide: Because she's your future child! She'll take it best from you!

Peril:....Have you MET me? I CAN'T BREAK NEWS GENTLY!

Air: Break what news? Nightflyer, what's happening?

Nightflyer:.....*glances at Air*

Nightflyer: Oh for the three moons, someone PLEASE TELL HER, IT'S KILLING ME.

Sunny: I'll do it. 

Sunny: Air, honey, we have some bad news.

Air: What's wrong?

Carnelian: Supernatural's ending after season 15.

Air:.......What?

Sunny: GEEZ, REAL SMOOTH AND GENTLE THERE, CARNELIAN.

Carnelian: Trust me, it's better to just rip the band aid off.

Air: *laughs nervously*

Air: This is a dare, right? They're only joking, right? They're lying.

Joy: No, Air, they're not.

Air: LIAR!

Nightflyer: Air-

Air: IT CAN'T END! THEY PROMISED! THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T END AS LONG AS WE KEPT WATCHING AND WANTED THEM TO MAKE NEW EPISODES!

Nightflyer: *hugs her*

Nightflyer: It'll be okay.

Air: *shoves him away*

Air: No it won't! YOU'RE LYING! YOU'RE ALL LYING! 

Peril: Awww, I can see her little heart breaking! CLAY HUG ME!

Clay: *hugs Peril*

Sunny: Air, just because the show is ending doesn't mean the fandom will stop-

Air: BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE DESTIEL!?!?!? WHAT IF IT ENDS AND NOTHING HAPPENS BETWEEN THEM?!!?! *starts crying*

Umber: Destiel is canon in our hearts, Air, it'll be okay.

Air: *starts bawling*

Rainkeeper: Dammit, I really wish we were joking now so that we could make her feel better.

Kinkajou: I don't want to watch this....

Air: WHAT IF THEY KILL CAS AND HE NEVER RETURNS?!???? 

Nightflyer: Hey, they would NOT do that! Cas deserves a better send of then that!

Air: AND THEY WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT BRINGING SOMEONE BACK! HOW CAN YOU BRING BACK SOMEONE I LOVE AND THEM MURDER THEM ALL!?!?!?

Joy: She'll be okay. Eventually.

Air: *crying uncontrollably*

Qibli: So this is what it looks like when you realize a fandom is dying.

Air: IT'S NOT DYING! WE'RE A FAMILY! WE CAN'T DIE!

Sunny: Oh sweet merciful moons- WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO TUMBLR?!!??!

Deathbringer: *gasps* NOT TUMBLR.

Umber: This might kill Tumblr.

Fatespeaker: THIS IS NOT GOOD.

Air: AND WHAT ABOUT MISHA, JENSEN AND JARED?!!?!?

Air: WHAT WILL THEY DO FOR WORK?!!?!? 

Nightflyer: They'll find other roles, Air.

Air: I JUST WANT MY DESTIEL BABIES TO BE OKAY!!!!

Nightflyer: They will be.

Air: NO THEY WON'T!! THEY'RE NEVER OKAY!!!!!!

Nightflyer: *hugs her again*

Seashell: Just because the show is over doesn't mean the Winchesters story is at an end.

Air: *sobbing*

Joy: Maybe they'll make a spin off series! You never know.

Carnelian: I didn't think she'd take it so bad....

Air: Is this what it feels like when your heart breaks in two?

Umber: Yes.

Moon: Definitely.

Sunny: This is what happens when you realize your fandom will have no new content.

Air: *curls up in a ball and cries*

Winter: Wow. I actually feel bad. 

Joy: OH SNAP, THIS IS BAD.

Kelp: You just figured this out now?

Joy: No, it was always bad, but WE MADE WINTER FEEL SOMETHING- THAT'S REALLY BAD.

Air: I never even got to go to SPNCon......

Nightflyer: Well, maybe they'll keep having the cons after the show is over! They're a family, right? They wouldn't just abandon you.

Air: We always talked about the ending, but it's so much more painful when it actually happens!!

Air: *cries*

Air: Jensen gets the Impala now.....Misha gets the trench coat......

Joy: Jared got a wife, so he's good.

Air: AND MARK GETS TO KEEP HELL!

Joy: Dude, we hit 666 words the second you said that.....

Kelp: Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Rainkeeper: Geez, if it's this bad when Supernatural ends, how are we going to react when Wings of Fire is over?

All:...............

Glory: WE'LL NEVER END!

Deathbringer: 15 BOOKS AND GOING STRONG! 

Clay: WINGLETS FOR ALL!

Air: 15 books.....15 seasons.....

Tsunami: Well shit, we've lined up with Supernatural.

Turtle: That's not good.

Air: *cries*

Joy: How sad are you all going to be when WoF ends?

Seashell: Oh a scale of SmallButDeadlySunny to Air.

Kelp: SmallButDeadlySunny being I don't care at all, and Air being-

Air: *is curled up in a ball and sobbing*

Kelp:.............That.