Nightflyer: Air, how come all the angel in Supernatural have such....unique names?

Air: What do you mean?

Nightflyer: Like, they have weird names. Samandriel, Castiel, Gadreel, Hael-

Seashell: Yeah, why dont they have common names?

Air: Well, there's Anna, and Hannah, and Gabriel...

Seashekl: Yeah, but why not have an angel named Bob or so-

Other hosts: NO NONONONONO  NO!!!!

Seashell:.....What?

Rainkeeper: Angel Bob!?!? NO!

Nightflyer: NOBODY BLINK.

Air: That's the name of a weeping angel *shudders*

Seashell:.....Am I missing something or...

Joy: How have you not been murdered yet?

Seashell: Well I've been blinded with a mug. *glares at Air*

Air: In my opinion, you deserved a worse punishment.

Joy: Well, let's move on and never talk about Doctor Who related creatures again, shall we?

Nightflyer: Deal.

*players appear*

Hosts: *have calmed slightly*

Joy: Soooooo

Rainkeeper: WHO'S READY TO PLAY JUMANJI!!!!!!?!?!

Players:.........

Clay: Uh.....

Glory: What?

Joy: Jumanji! The most horrifying board game since Sorry!

Nightflyer: If we EVER play Sorry, I will kill you all.

Joy: Nightflyer, that is the LITERAL POINT of Sorry. It's to MURDER YOUR OPPONENTS.

Seashell: No it's not.

Air: The you obviously have never played Sorry.

Rainkeeper: Jumanji is also a FABULOUS movie- THE ORIGINAL IS. NOT THE SHITTY REMAKE.

Air: Every remake is awful. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Annie, Jumanji, etc.

Seashell: But the Disney Live-action films have been pretty good so far. DON'T MESS IT UP, DISNEY.

Nightflyer: Did you know Disney owns Fox Network now?

Joy: They do?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Joy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY POOR FOX!!!!!

Rainkeeper: ANYWAYS! We're all going to sit around, and play the game.

Deathbringer: Okay.

Air: And hope no one gets stuck in the Jungle for thirty years.

Sunny: Wait what?

Joy: *sets up game* 

Seashell: Anyone care to read the warning?

All: *stares at Starflight*

Starflight:.....*sighs*

Starflight: A game for those to seek to find a way to leave their world behind. This game pursues you....

Nightflyer: Literally.

Joy: Clay, you go first.

Clay: Why me?

Air:  dunno. Book order?

Clay: Fair enough. *rolls dice*

Clay: Three.

Air: Now read what's in the center.

Nightflyer: And pray it won't kill us all.

Clay:....A cavernous yawn, With tusks of course, Be sure to skirt This river horse. The water is scary, Because of this beast. His teeth are massive, Don't intrude on his feast?

All:.......

*door breaks down*

*A Hippo rushes in*

All: *screams*

Clay: Cool! A game that brings me fresh food! 

Peril: CLAY NO-

Clay: *attacks hippo*

Seashell:Well, while he's busy, Peril!

Peril: *rolls special fireproof die*

Peril: Six.

All: *waches game*

Peril:....A hunter from The darkest wild; Makes you feel Just like a child. 

Air: Uh oh

Rainkeeper: Crap.

Joy: PERIL RUN!!!

Peril: From wha-

Van Pelt: *appears*

Van Pelt: I HAVE A PLAQUE FOR YOUR HEAD THAT'S JUST WAITING TO BE FILLED!

Peril: SHIT! *runs away*

Van Pelt: Get back here! *chases after her*

Tsunami: *rolls a one*

Tsunami: Nice.

Tsunami: An angry sky hurls Bolts of light; If you can't take cover You'd better take flight. The clouds open up, The thunder roars, Lightning cracks, And down it pours.

*crack sounds*

*rain starts pouring down*

Riptide: But we're INSIDE!

Nightflyer: That's the magic of the game!

Tsunami: Magic, huh? SO MUCH FUN.

Sunny: *shudders* I hate water....

Nightflyer: Nah, it's not so bad if you can find an umbrella *cowers under Air's wing*

Air: Water? Really?

Nightflyer: IT FEELS WEIRD ON MY SCALES!

Seashell: Nope, it's AWESOME!

Riptide: *rolls*

Riptide: When you see it, You will shake; It's big and green And rhymes with lake. A slithering serpent, Disguised on the ground. It will wrap you up, And drag you down. 

Riptide:..Well, THAT'S LOVELY.

*Python appears*

Air: *screams and jumps into Nightflyer's arms*

Riptide: AH!

Python: *slowly wraps around Riptide*

Riptide: *screaming* GET IT OFF- GETITOFF!!!!!!

Tsunami: Riptide! *tries to help*

Glory: *doesn't give a shit. Rolls dice*

Glory: These purple lovelies, You'd want to grow, If it weren't for the POISON BARBS they throw. Pretty flowers, But don't take a smell. Their petals are poison, That will make you swell.

Glory: THE HELL KINDA GAME IS THIS?

*Flower starts growing on the wall*

Glory:.....That's not possible....

All: *slowly back away and fear the game*

Clay: *munching on hippo leg*

Clay: what?

Glory: Clay- RUN!

Clay: Wh- Oh! Pretty flower!

Flower: *shoots barb*

Clay: OW! What was- auhnnuuuuuu *drops*

Rainkeeper: AAAAAaaaand, he's totally dead. Deathbringer? Your turn!

Deathbringer: *rolls*

Deathbringer: They march and eat And march and eat; If I were you I'd watch my feet. They are strong creatures, For their small size. When there are many, They'll cause your demise?

*Dozens of ants crawl out of the game*

All: *screams*

Deathbringer: *screams even louder*

Ants: *crawl on Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! GET OFF!!!!! *smashing at the ants* HELP!!!!

Starflight: *rolls*

Starflight: Jungle plague germs There's a melody, You can't see them But they're deadly. There's a plague in the air, try not to breath. The fog is so thick And it's a thousand degree-

Starflight: *falls to the floor, coughing*

Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT? YOU OKAY?

Starflight: *shivers* SO....WARM.... *coughs*

Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT?!!?!?

Sunny: Just roll!

Fatespeaker: *rolls*

Fatespeaker: Huge beasts on the move, Driving through like a truck. You can't outrun them. Watch out for their tusks.

All:.......

*ground starts shaking*

Nightflyer: RUN!

*stampede of elephants breaks through*

Fatespeaker: *screams*

Joy: SUNNY! ROLL THE DICE!!!

Sunny: *rolls an eight*

Sunny: Uh, uh, Splintered rafters, All around; Duck them or They'll pin you down. The building is crumbling, You are in trouble, Hurry and escape, OR YOU'LL BE COVERED IN RUBBLE!?!?!?!

Rainkeeper: GO GO GO!!!!

All: *rushes out of JMA*

Air: SUNNY YOU GOT TO END, SAY JUMANJI!

Sunny: Why?

Joy: JUST DO IT!!!!!

Sunny: JUMANJI!!!!

Tsunami: What's that gonna d-

*Everything that came out of the game is sucked back in*

All: *are sitting back in JMA, in front of the closed game*

All:............

Peril:.....WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!!??!

Rainkeeper: Jumanji happened.

Sunny: Who's that?

*Bearded Scavenger dressed in rags waves*

Hosts:.........

Joy: Did somebody roll a five or an eight?

Sunny: I rolled an eight...

Rainkeeper: Welp, you just released Alan Parrish from the jungle. Nice work!

Sunny:.......Who?