Air: May I have your attention please?

Joy: May I have your attention please? Will the real slim shady please stand up?

Joy: I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.

Air: *glares*

Joy: Sorry, couldn't help it.

Air:.....You know, I was GOING to say something on a serious intellectual level, but forget it.

Joy:......You got from Nightflyer didn't you?

Nightflyer: No, I drilled it into her head so that people would take her seriously.

Air: Yeah, well I'm only serious about my ships, and my friends, Nightflyer, you know this.

Air: And in that case, CAS DIDN'T HATE METARON BECAUSE HE STOLE HIS GRACE, HE HATED METARON BECAUSE HE HURT DEAN!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: There's the Destiel! Now we can start the dare.

*Players appear*

Seashell: OMM A ship we haven't done before!!!

Moon: Those still exist?

Qibli: Not in this group, I didn't think so.

Carnelian: Yeah. Even Umber has been with practically everyone.

Moon: I've been paired with EVERYONE, so this clearly doesn't include me. YAY!

Joy: Kinkajou, we have a dare for you.

Kinkajou: WOO-HOO! What is it?

Air: You have to kiss Winter.

Winter: WHAT?!?!

Turtle: NEVER!

Kinkajou: Okay.

All: KINKAJOU!!!!

Kinkajou: What! I like, NEVER get dares. Hell yeah I'm taking advantage of this one.

Rainkeeper: So, go on. Kiss Winnie the Pooh.

Kinkajou: As you wish.

Hosts: *freeze*

Umber: Oh my gosh, Kinkajou, you broke them.

Nightflyer: Was.....Was that a PRINCESS BRIDE REFERENCE I SMELL?!!?!?

Joy: IT WAS.

Qibli: Oh no.

Rainkeeper: HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE!

Air: Inconceivable!! 

Nightflyer: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Seashell: My Wesley will come for me.

Winter: *snorts* Wesley ain't coming for you.

Seashell:.....Shut up.

Joy: I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Air: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Rainkeeper: Have fun stormin the castle!

Turtle: Please end this.

Kinkajou: Got it. 

Kinkajou: *kisses Winter*

Hosts: *scream*

Joy: *sighs*

Joy: I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.

Kinkajou: EW! EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!! That was so gross!

Winter: ....Uh, Yeah....Totally gross....

Kinkajou: *jumps into Turtle's arms*

Kinkajou: TURTLE! TAKE ME AWAY!

Turtle: As you wish.

Rainkeeper: When he was saying 'As you wish' what he meant was 'I love you'.

Turtle: NOT TRUE!

Kinkajou: TOTALLY TRUE!

Moon:......You like kissing Kinkajou, DIDN'T YOU?

Winter: WHAT? NO! I didn't-

Qibli: Oh don't LIE to us, Winter.

Winter:......Um, so maybe Kinkajou is a better kisser then Umber or Carnelian. So what?

Moon: DIE! *pushes Winter down a hill*

Winter: AAAAAAAAAAS YOU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!

Moon: *gasps* WESLEY!

Moon: *goes down the hill after him*

Joy: *sighs*

Joy: I love the Princess Bride.....