Air: If Moonbli's canon in this universe, does that mean there's an alternate universe where Winterwatcher is canon?

Nightflyer: Maybe.

Air: Do you ever think about what life would be like in an alternate universe?

Rainkeeper:....Well I will NOW.

Joy: Air, in an alternate universe I end up with Nightflyer, and you wind up marrying my brother.

Air:.........

Air: *shudders* I think I'll stick with this universe.

Joy: Wise choice.

*players appear*

Carnelian: IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS.

Seashell:....Dude, it's like 7:30.

Carnelian: TOO DAMN EARLY.

Sunny: ITS TOO DAMN HOT.

Peril: Ain't nobody got time for that.

Air: *shows picture of shirtless Winchesters*

Peril: I got a little time...

Air: *high fives Peril*

Turtle: So what cruel weapon of torture will you be using against us today?

Joy: Well, I have been meaning to try out my new rocket launcher.....

Rainkeeper: Joy, NO.

Joy: Joy YES.

Glory: Joy, NO.

Joy:......You guys are no fun.

Nightflyer: Today's dare is simple.

Players: *scoffs*

Fatespeaker: Yeah right.

Air: You just have to tell your significant other's family that you're dating.

Rainkeeper: So for example, Tsunami has to tell Webs and Riptide has to tell the Seawing royal family.

Riptide:..... Well if anyone needs me, I'll be digging my grave now.

Clay: I should dig one too....

Air: The only thing Dean Winchester is allowed to dig is graves.

Nightflyer: okaaay.

Winter: Who's dating Moon in this dare?

Seashell: We're gonna go with Winterwatcher and Umbli on this one.

Umber: YES. YAASSSSSS!!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT Y'ALL SAY, I AM LOVING BOOK TWO!

Qibli:....Have fun telling my family.

Umber: Wait.......OH CRAP.

Clay: Join the Grave digging club.

Glory: Question?

Joy: Answer.

Glory: What if your SO doesn't have a family?

Hosts:........

Seashell: In that case, Turtle, you're telling the entire Rainwing tribe, Starflight tells no one, and Glory will be telling Deathbringer's mother.

Deathbringer: Oh. Dear. MOONS.

Glory: Oh hell I have to meet your Mother.

Glory: Shit, I'm not prepared for that.

Joy: Have fun everyone!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*everyone goes where they need to be*

Peril/Qibli:  *appear in Mud Kingdom*

Reed: Oh, hello.

Pheasant: it's Peril, right?

Peril: Yep! And this is Qibli, and we have to tell you something.

Sora: We're listening....

Peril: I'm dating Clay.

All:.........

Marsh: Yeah, we knew that.

Reed: Clay never shuts up about you.

Peril: Oh. *beams with happiness*

Qibli: I'm dating Umber.

Reed/Pheasant: WHAT!?!?!?!

Sora: Oh, so he FINALLY made a move.

Marsh: About time.

Reed: you KNEW about this!??!!?

Sora: He's been pining over various guys all year long.

Marsh: Honestly, I'm a little disappointed he didn't start dating Flame.

Qibli: Hey!

Marsh: No offense.

Pheasant: Awwww little Umber is dating!

Pheasant: *grabs Qibli by the throat*

Pheasant: You hurt him and I'll tear you apart from the inside out.

Qibli: *gulps*

*Elsewhere*

Riptide/Kinkajou: *appears at Seawing palace*

Kinkajou: I like this pairing. Why have we never done anything together?

Riptide: I have no idea. Let's fix that.

Kinkajou: Yeah!

Queen Coral: WHAT IS THAT WHALE SPAWN DOING IN MY PALACE!??!!??

Riptide: I'm dating Tsunami.

Queen Coral: OVER MY DEAD BODY.

Riptide: More like MY dead body with our history.

Queen Coral: And who are you?

Kinkajou: I'm Kinkajou. I'm dating your son, Turtle.

Queen Coral: Who?

Anemone: OMM ALL MY SHIPS ARE SAILING!!!!!!!

Auklet: I like the rainbow dragon....

Kinkajou: Aww, thanks!

Auklet: Hi Tide!

Riptide: Hey Auklet.

Auklet: You gonna get chased out again?

Riptide: Yep. *starts running from Coral*

*Elsewhere*

Deathbringer/Turtle: *appear in rainforest*

Turtle: IM DATING KINKAJOU!

Tamarin: We Know!

Rainwings: WE SHIP IT!

Turtle: Okay. Dare done.

Deathbringer: I'M DATING GLORY.

Orchid: We know that too!!

Mangrove: It's so obvious!

Jambu: Sometimes it's a little disgusting!

Rainwings: NO, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

Deathbringer: BOW BEFORE YOUR FUTURE KING!!

*silence*

Deathbringer:..... Or don't. Okay, we'll work on that.

*Elsewhere*

Clay: Kestrel, I'm dating your daughter.

Kestrel:...... You little shit.

Tsunami: Webs I'm dating Riptide.

Webs: My poor son.....

Winter: I'm dating Moon.

Secretkeeper: Dang, I really wanted to freak Queen Thorn out with Moon's father....

Winter:.....Really.

Secretkeeper: Is Qinterwatcher still a thing? I'm not approving of anything, I just want to know.

Winter: *facetalons*

Glory: I'm dating Deathbringer.

Quickstrike:.....Who ARE you.

*Elsewhere*

Umber: *appears in Sand Kingdom*

Umber: I'm dating Qibli.

Cobra: Can you kill him for me?

Vulture: Where is he? I need to kill him. Oh my moons, kill just auto corrected to oil....

Sicorro: I want him dead.

Rattlesnake: Good for you. Can you stab someone for me?

Umber: uuuuhhhh...*backs away slowly*

*Elsewhere*

Moon: I'm dating Winter.

Icewings: HE'S ALIVE?!?!?!?!

Moon:....yeah.

Tundra/Narwhal: * kills Moon*

Tundra: There. Problem solved.

Hailstorm:......You've doomed us all.

Narwhal: What?

Darkstalker: *rises and starts slaughtering Icewings*

Fatespeaker: I'm dating Starflight.

Mastermind: Wonderful! Perhaps your son will be more accepting of my scientific experiments!

Fatespeaker: Ummm

Nightflyer: No, I'm not. Get back in your quicksand.

Fierceteeth: Starflight's got a girlfriend? Well, he's already accomplished more then I thought he would in life....

Seashell:.....Well that took FOREVER.

Rainkeeper: Can we go back to sleep now?

Joy: At you kidding? THE DAY JUDT GOT STARTED!!!!

Air: *shoots Joy with sleeping dart*

Joy: *passes out*

Rainkeeper: Thank you.

Air: Anytime.

Hosts: falls asleep*