Air: IT'S CHRISTMAS AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Kelp: Air, chill.

Air: NEVER IT'SCHRISTMASITSCHRISTMASITSCHRISTMAS-

Nightflyer: This happens every year. 

Joy: What about the other holidays?

Nightflyer: We celebrate Hanukkah too, but she likes Christmas better because of-

Air: SANTA CLAUS!!!!!

Seashell: Oh no.

Nightflyer: Yep.

Air: GUYS SANTA LEFT US PRESENTS OH MY MOONS!!!!!!

Joy:......We gotta tell her.

Nightflyer: nO

Rainkeeper: I will not be that dragon, no thank you. *sits and sips coffee like a parent on Christmas morning cause face facts, Rainkeeper is basically their parent*

Kelp: Joy, it's Christmas. You have to be nice.

Joy: Not if your spirit animal is the Grinch.

Kelp: *facetalons*

*players appear*

Sunny: CHRISTMAS!!!!

Starflight: Feliz Navidad, everyone.

Nightflyer: And Fröhliche Weihnachten to you too!

Air: メリークリスマス!

Joy: Selamat Hari Krimas!

Clay: vrolijk kerstfeest!

Tsunami: Veselé Vánoce!

Glory: শুভ বড়দিন!

Sunny: 메리 크리스마스!

Starflight: Maligayang Pasko!

Rainkeeper: So basically we looked at the demographics of this book and translated Merry Christmas into every language from those countries.

Peril: Do we have a Christmas related dare, or are we just gonna have a party?

Joy: Well obviously we're having a party.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*big Christmas tree appears*

*Christmas music starts playing*

Riptide: YESSSSS

Kelp: And obviously there's a Christmas themed dare too.

Players: *pause in fear*

Nightflyer: It involves my second favorite plant of all time.

Rainkeeper: Weed?

Nightflyer:....NO.

Rainkeeper: Oh....So weed is the first one, right?

Nightflyer: NO!

Rainkeeper:......Third?

Nightflyer: STOP.

Nightflyer: MISTLETOE, OKAY, IT'S MISTLETOE!

Air: *hangs up mistletoe*

Deathbringer: *grabs Glory, drags her under mistletoe and grins smugly*

Glory: *rolls her eyes*

Glory: Only cause it's the holidays. *kisses him*

Deathbringer: Have I mentioned how much I love mistletoe?

Clay: YES.

Fatespeaker: Many times.

Peril: Many MANY times.

Sunny: You said you wanted to start a mistletoe farm in the rainforest. 

Deathbringer: Oh. Well....I LOVE MISTLETOE.

Joy: Anyways, y'all can go enjoy the party.

Nightflyer: We're gonna sing a Christmas song too.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Fierceteeth appears*

Starflight: WOAH WOAH WOAH, WHO SAID MY HALF-SISTER COULD BE INVITED?

Nightflyer: We did.

Starflight:.....WELL GET RID OF HER!

Joy: Or?

Starflight: OR AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME COCAINE SO THAT I CAN GET THROUGH THIS!

Fatespeaker: Starflight, we talked about this...

Starflight: Yeah yeah, whatever *goes to walk away, unknowingly steps under the mistletoe*

Rainkeeper: *shoves Fierceteeth under the mistletoe with him*

Air: NOW KISSSSSS

Starflight: WHAT!

Fierceteeth: EW!!! NO!!!

Joy: You have to.

Starflight: WHY!

Fierceteeth: SAYS WHO?

Kelp: *unfurls paper*

Kelp: It's in the contract.

Starflight:......My New Year's Resolution is to get a lawyer.

Tsunami: My New Year's Resolution is to get a better lawyer than Starflight.

Nightflyer: And that's all fine and dandy, but you still have to kiss.

Starflight: BUT-

Joy: COME OOOOONNNN, WE'VE MADE YOU DO SO MUCH WORSE!

Starflight:......Okay true, I give in.

Fierceteeth: WHAT!

Starflight: Just go with it, maybe they'll be kind and wipe our memories afterwards.

Fierceteeth: *slaps him*

Starflight: *sighs*

Starflight: Could be worse, it could be worse, it could be the seven minutes in heaven incest, it could be-

Seashell: OMG SHUSH 'INTO THE UNKNOWN' JUST CAME ON THE PLAYLIST.

Joy: Really-

Seashell: I'M SORRY SECRET SIREN BUT I'M BLOCKING OUT YOUR CALLS!

Seashell: DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S PART OF ME THAT LONGS TO GOO INTO THE UNKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 

Kelp: *clamps talons over ears*

Kelp: Make her stop. PLEASE.

Air: *singing the forest voice part*

Air/Seashell: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Joy: *grabs a frying pan and knocks Seashell unconscious*

Joy: Merry Christmas Kelp.

Kelp: THANK YOU.

Starflight: *internally screams and kisses Fierceteeth*

Fierceteeth: *screams and breathes fire in his face*

Starflight: *falls down, screams in pain and disgust, throws up*

Joy: *laughing*

Moon: *storms in with a massive headache*

Moon: WOULD WHOEVER IS INTERNALLY SCREAMING PLEASE SHUT UP?!?!??

Moon: *storms out*

Seashell: Here Starflight, have a Christmas gift. *snaps talons and wipes his memory*

Starflight: Whu- What happened?

All:.......

Players: *turns around and go back to sipping eggnog*

Joy: Nothing.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Fierceteeth disappears, still horrified*

Nightflyer: We were just about to sing our Christmas song, right guys?

Air: YEP! SO EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!

Rainkeeper: *clicks on the music for the 12 days of Christmas*

Hosts: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Rainkeeper: An angry sloth in Pearkeeper's tree!

Hosts: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Joy: Two asshole dragons!

Rainkeeper: And an angry sloth in Pearkeeper's tree!

Hosts: On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Kelp: Three Jelp Dragonets,

Joy: Two asshole dragons,

Rainkeeper: And an angry sloth in Pearkeeper's tree!

Hosts: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Air: Four ships worth shipping,

Kelp: Three Jelp Dragonets,

Joy: Two asshole dragons,

Rainkeeper: And an angry sloth in Pearkeeper's tree!

Hosts: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Seashell: Five Sandwing gangsters,

Air: Four ships worth shipping,

Kelp: Three Jelp Dragonets,

Joy: Two asshole dragons,

Rainkeeper: And an angry sloth in Pearkeeper's tree!

Hosts: On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Starflight: Oh three moons, this is why nobody likes this song-

Nightflyer: Six days of killing,

Seashell: Five Sandwing gangsters,

Air: Four ships worth shipping,

Kelp: Three Jelp Dragonets,

Joy: Two asshole dragons,

Rainkeeper: And an angry sloth in Pearkeeper's tree!

Hosts: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Rainkeeper: Seven pissed off dragonets,

Nightflyer: Six days of killing,

Seashell: Five Sandwing gangsters,

Air: Four ships worth shipping,

Kelp: Three Jelp Dragonets,

Joy: Two asshole dragons,

Rainkeeper: And an angry sloth in Pearkeeper's tree!

Hosts: On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Joy: Eight murder dares,

Rainkeeper: Seven pissed off dragonets,

Nightflyer: Six days of killing,

Seashell: Five Sandwing gangsters,

Air: Four ships worth shipping,

Kelp: Three Jelp Dragonets,

Joy: Two asshole dragons,

Rainkeeper: And an angry sloth in Pearkeeper's tree!

Hosts: On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Kelp: Nine shots at Winter,

Joy: Eight murder dares,

Rainkeeper: Seven pissed off dragonets,

Nightflyer: Six days of killing,

Seashell: Five Sandwing gangsters,

Air: Four ships worth shipping,

Kelp: Three Jelp Dragonets,

Joy: Two asshole dragons,

Rainkeeper: And an angry sloth in Pearkeeper's tree!

Hosts: On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Air: Ten Supernatural references,

Kelp: Nine shots at Winter,

Joy: Eight murder dares,

Rainkeeper: Seven pissed off dragonets,

Nightflyer: Six days of killing,

Seashell: Five Sandwing gangsters,

Air: Four ships worth shipping,

Kelp: Three Jelp Dragonets,

Joy: Two asshole dragons,

Rainkeeper: And an angry sloth in Pearkeeper's tree!

Hosts: On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Seashell: Eleven XD faces,

Air: Ten Supernatural references,

Kelp: Nine shots at Winter,

Joy: Eight murder dares,

Rainkeeper: Seven pissed off dragonets,

Nightflyer: Six days of killing,

Seashell: Five Sandwing gangsters,

Air: Four ships worth shipping,

Kelp: Three Jelp Dragonets,

Joy: Two asshole dragons,

Rainkeeper: And an angry sloth in Pearkeeper's tree!

Hosts: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Nightflyer: Twelve darers daring, 

Seashell: Eleven XD faces,

Air: Ten Supernatural references,

Kelp: Nine shots at Winter,

Joy: Eight murder dares,

Rainkeeper: Seven pissed off dragonets,

Nightflyer: Six days of killing,

Seashell: Five Sandwing gangsters,

Air: Four ships worth shipping,

Kelp: Three Jelp Dragonets,

Joy: Two asshole dragons,

All: AND A WRITER WHO'S COMPLETELY INSAAAAAAANNNNNEEEEE!!!!!

Merry Christmas :)