Unfortunately...

Lyle:I NEED SOME DARES! LET'S MAKE PEARL EAT A PORCUPINE! LET'S MAKE AMETHYST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Pearl:That sounds disgusting and unpleasant.

Amethyst:MAKE ME!

Bill:HMM, SOUNDS LIKE A FUN CHALLENGE. *removes her mouth*

Amethyst:mmph mmph mmph?

Now we just need... there... *shoves a porcupine down Pearl's throat*

Pearl:*screams because the porcupine is literally bigger than her entire throat*

Oh well.

Lyle:I dare everyone to eat nothing but fast food for a week!

Everyone:*groans*

Lyle:BUUUUUUTTTTT Myself, all cohosts, Dipper, Bill, Amethyst, and Steven, have to eat VEGAN FOOD

*drops to my knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Three days later

Everyone:*groans*

Aquamarine:I need..... more...  kiddie meals... but mah body.....

Amber:We're gems. Not only do we not need to eat, but this will not affect our physical manifestations.

Except for Pearl, who poofed when I shoved a Porcupine down her throat.

Lyle:We need her for the last dare!

She'll be back!

Amethyst:*nudges a carrot with the place her mouth used to be*

Steven:I can't even have one French fry?

Garnet:No. Fast food isn't good for growing children such as yourself.

Steven:But you're eating it!

Garnet:*eats a French fry* I'm an adult.

One month later

So, now everybody's finally gotten back to their normal eating schedule... except for Amethyst...

Amethyst:MMPH!

And Pearl's still not back...

Pearl:*reforms*

Steven:PEARL! Wow, you're wearing yellow now!

(I'll include fanart next chapter)

Pearl:It would appear I am. Now then, what's the dare?

Lyle:MORE JASPEARL BABIES!

Pearl:no.

Jasper:Please?

Pearl:Maybe.

Check back next chapter for BABIEESSSSSSS