WHAT'S UP BITCHES IT'S YOUR BRO GENESIS BACK AT YA WITH ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF TRUTH OR DARE!!!

Everyone: *horrified shrieks*

Listen, I know it's been a while-

Steven: It's been two years.

I've been busy!

Steven: I have a neck!

Yikes. Anyhow, we had a lot of dares in the last chapter so let's roll out a couple just to get back into the swing of things.

Okay so we've got dares from Karma-and-Revenge and @AuthorSealia  ( Assuming they still remember this book) so let's get going!

First off, personality swap!

Pearl: How would we even-

*clap clap*

Like that!

Pearl: Are you kidding me?

Steven: Meh.

Garnet: I don't feel much different. Are you sure it worked?

I dunno, maybe it's because you're a fusion. It's probably just because Ruby and Sapphire switched personalities.

Steven: Can we get on with this or whatever? This absolutely sucks.

Yikes. Yeah.

*Clap clap*

There we go!

Steven: Thanks Gen. What's the next dare?

Glad you asked. You guys have to take over the tri-state-area!

Steven: But we don't even live in a tri-state-area.

Pearl:*Pulling out a whiteboard* Actually, you'd be surprised, Steven! You see, we live in the fictional state of Delmarva, which is based on a very real peninsula that contains parts of Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia! In fact-

Amethyst: *Fart noise* Boooring! Get on with the cool stuff! Like evil pharmacist stuff! *shapeshifts into Dr. Doofenshmirtz* Look!

Pearl: How on Earth would a pharmacist take over a small territory? That's incredibly unrealistic if you ask me.

Thats because you need an -inator!

Pearl: A what?

*Clap Clap*

*Next-dare-inator appears*

Pearl: What's that?

I'll explain as soon as we have our semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action to be our nemesis!

Amethyst: Like this? *Shapeshifts into a platypus*

Pearl: A... normal Platypus?

Amethyst:*puts on a fedora*

*Gasp* PERRY THE PLATYPUS?

Pearl: Why do I even try to understand?

You see Perry The Platypus, when I was a young child back in Beach City, I went a long time without updating this book due to a lack of dares. But with my Next-Dare-Inator, I can continue to create dares for this series for an ETERNITY!

Amethyst: Yo! Why does this thing have a self destruct button?

Don't press that! WAIT NO-