To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: National Humiliation Day
Paul, I declare today National Humiliation Day, because I just found some humiliating pictures of you, George, and Ringo. Look at this.

What do you have to say for yourself?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
Where did you find that?!?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
On the Internet, Paul, on the Internet. Don't you love the net? You can find literally everything on there. So Nancy helps you eat, does she?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
No, it's just I was into the game and didn't want to miss anything, so she was, um, helping me. And who said you could invent your own holidays?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
Who? Me. That's who. I'm John Lennon, Paul. I can do whatever I want. Excuse me while I go humiliate George and Ringo.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: National Humiliation Day
Hello, Richard. Today is dedicated to nothing but humiliation. Here it is!

Ringo, what are you doing here? Do you even know?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
I was too stoned to remember. Since it's National Humiliation Day, I have something for you, John.

Remember this?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
Um, no, I don't. That's not me.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
That's not you? Looks like you to me. Yoko's there too.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
I think that was photoshopped. Anyway, I have to go embarrass George.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: National Humiliation Day
Time to be humiliated, George! Look at this face.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
Not my best moment.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
What are you even saying?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
Hmm, I don't know. Probably something like, "Screw you, Lennon!"

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
No, I don't think that's what you're saying. It looks more like, "I'm loser and I'm not what I appear to be!"

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
You're just quoting songs now. -_-

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
I thought that was a good come-back. Yours wasn't a song?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
It should have been. I think I'm going to write it now. It's going to be on my next album of the same title.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
I'll make sure to buy it when it comes out.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: National Humiliation Day
Please do.