To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: I'm the Greatest!!!
Hello, Ringo, I was just reminding you that today is John Lennon Appreciation Day and this is how you celebrate it.

I hope you enjoyed the indefinite me spam! (By the way, this was sent to Paul and George too. Don't think you're special.)

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: I'm the Greatest!!!
I didn't think you had an appreciation day, John. And those gifs were a little bit overkill.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: I'm the Greatest!!!
Yes, I do have my own day, and the gifs were meant to be overkill. That's why it's called, "spam." Hang on, Paul sent me something.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: I'm the Greatest!!!
I hardly think it's John Lennon Appreciation Day, John.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: I'm the Greatest!!!
Are you doubting me, Macca?!? How dare you! I am the greatest and you know it!

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: I'm the Greatest!!!
Hmm. That's cute, John, but this is better.

Burn!!! 🔥🔥🔥

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: I'm the Greatest!!!
You can't do that! It's my day! I'll get you, Harrison!

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: I'm the Greatest!!!
When's Ringo Starr Appreciation Day, John?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: I'm the Greatest!!!
There's no such thing, son.