We made our way to Walt Disney's castle, in almost silence. Pearl was loudly chatting us up, not caring that no one was listening. The second we set foot into the palace I knew something was wrong. Even Pearl was shocked into silence. The lights were dim and flickered, everything was either purple or black, and cobwebs coated everything. It was silent. Deadly silent. "I expected it to be prettier." Pearl said loudly.

"This is the entrance to the villains' wing of the castle. They have to live somewhere." The now unmistakably female guide, in the bear fur cloak said. The further we trekked through the eerie castle, the more unsure I became about this explanation.

"And exactly how big is the villains' wing?"

"Big."

"How big is big?"

"None of your concern! Now shut up, D-d-daaaang youuu!Prepare yourselves for the president's speech." she said, opening the two large oak doors with a groan. We sat cautiously down in the six old splintered chairs, careful not to stab ourselves on them. The faded and torn curtains slowly began to open, and I watched in wonder as our leader, President Walt Disney, came into view.

"Let me introduce myself. I'm-"

"We know who you are!" The boy in the sunglasses yelled.

"You do?" A female's voice echoed from Disney's lips. "Then I suppose I can rid myself of this horrid disguise." President Disney's skin melted from her body, bubbling and shifting, pouring off the stage and coating my shoes. From the way Pearl squealed, I could tell it was on her heels too.

"My name is Maleficent. I am the evil fairy, from Sleeping Beauty."

"Where's my grandpa then? I wanted to meet him!" Pearl's brother asked, clearly not grasping the situation that he was in. The situation that we all were in.

"Does this help?" A sweet, high pitched voice called from the shadows. A red cloaked figure stepped out of the shadows, another smaller red cloaked figure dragging behind it.
The big, red clad figure threw off her cloak, revealing herself. Engulfed in one ham hand, was the hand of the other cloaked figure. In the other, was the rotting head... Of Walt Disney himself. I shrieked, even though that wasn't the kind of thing I normally did. I couldn't help it.

"I'm Redd, the Queen of Hearts from Alice In Wonderland, this is my daughter-"

"Jacklin!" a girl our age shouted interrupting her, and throwing off her cloak.

"And this is your beloved Walt Disney! Cut it off myself!" The Queen of Hearts continued.

Maleficent rolled her eyes at this, saying, "Only after I killed him." I stared up in horror at the murderers before me. Another cloaked figure stepped forward. She was in a bear fur cloak. I was too afraid for my life to groan, even inwardly. Off flew the bear fur cloak, and in front of us stood my stylist. "Cruela De-vil. From 101 Dalmatians. Nice to meet you Dalinks." she said, staring straight at me, and laughing when I flinched. A woman in a purple cloak stepped forward, throwing it off as she did.

"Ursala from The Little Mermaid."  Huge purple tentacles burst from her burst from her tight fitting dress, one of them reaching out to tickle the brunette in the suit. He just grinned.

"I knew you were Ursala."

"I'm the evil stepmother from Cinderella. You will refer to me as Lady Tremaine.  These are a daughters Drissella, and Anastasia." She said, as they all threw off their cloaks. Next a woman took down her hood, and said, "I'm the evil queen from Snow White. My name is Misery."

"Wow! That's a cool name!" Pearl's brother cried.

I resisted the urge to face palm, and the Queen was fuming, that he wasn't even scared. Men in chains began to be dragged on stage. They weren't introduced, but I could make out a few of them.

Captain Hook cried, "I, Captain Hook, slave to a creature of the sea! The irony!" as he tried, and failed to escape Ursula's writhing tentacles. Since she had Captain Hook wrapped in her tentacles, she had left over chains.  Reaching out with two of her tentacles, she began to wrap Max in the chains. When she was done, she stuck the key in the lock. Then she laughed loudly at Max's scared expression, and tore the chains from his body.

Meanwhile, Gaston muttered, "Men slaves to women. I don't understand!"

"Stop saying that you fool!" The stepmother said, slapping him with a loud crack. The Shadow Man was with the evil queen. "I've got friends on the other side ya know! You better let me go!"

"Shut up or I'll send you back to the other side." "Okay!" He said in a high pitched, scared voice. A man walked onto the stage without any chains on. He stopped at Maleficent's side, and kissed her on the cheek.   Maleficent looked pleased. It was Jeffar, and he was that kind of slave. Jacklin decided to jump off the stage and run up to the boy in the sunglasses. He held up his middle finger without looking at her.  Her face turned as red as her cherry colored crop top, and she smacked him upside the head.

"Hey!"

"You flipped me off!"

"You lied to me!" "I didn't lie to you, Jack! I just didn't tell you! You  were dumb enough to assume I wasn't a villian!"

"You're calling me stupid?!"

"Yeah I am! What does it sound like?!"

"You -" He suddenly realized he was showing way too much emotion in front of way too many people, and his face went as red as Jacklin's. "N-n-not that I care!" He cried a bit too loudly. I burst out laughing, my embarrassing snorting laugh, and I felt my face, neck, and ears heating up.

"Before anymore of you can embarrass yourselves, I'd like to tell you the instructions-" Maleficent began.

"I could never embarrass myself. Im too beautiful, graceful, and charming."

"Shut up Pearl!" A girl in a gray cloak shouted. "You're annoying, and no one wants to hear you talk!" I couldn't see her face, but I suspected she was quite pleased with herself.

"Well... If I may I explain the rules now-" a loud crash echoed behind us, and we all turned around to find that Jacklin had pushed Jack hard enough to send him flying through the window, and into the moat.  Luckily we were on the first floor.

"Ohmygosh! Are you okay?!" Jacklin leaned out of the window and pulled Jack from the water. He glared at her over his sunglasses, and she gasped. Before anyone else could see his eyes, he pushed his sunglasses up, and straightened them.

"Now. The rules are, there are no rules after you exit It's a Small World. In It's a Small World, you may stop the ride at any time to choose your weapon. You may go around as many as three times. You may only choose one weapon. After Its a Small World, the last one alive wins. Oh, and don't leave Disneyland. Any questions-"

"Siri, what does Bête mean?"

"Bête means beast."

"Beast?! Why?! I'm not a beast! How could you call me that?!" Maleficent just laughed.

"Now-"

"Siri, what does off avec votre tête mean?"

"Off with your head."

"Of course." The boy in the sunglasses practically sighed in exasperation as he said this.

"Any questions?"

"How are we going to get out of Its a Small World without killing each other?" I asked. "After everyone is done, I'll teleport you to separate areas of the park. Then you're on your own." I blinked and I was floating on a small rickety boat in the It's a Small World ride.