So it says that Dallas has ears like a lynx (Correct me if I'm wrong)
That would just look strange on a human

'He had high cheekbones'
WHAT IF
DALLY HAD CUMBERBATCH CHEEKBONES
AAAH

Sherlock :3

'Elfish face'
ELVESES

Need I say more...? *Coughs* I will not go on about my elf obsession I will not go on about my elf obsession I will not go on about my elf obsession...

And then it talks about his eyes (Cold, light blue)
You have beautiful eyes.
...
What? People with blue eyes have beautiful eyes. I don't see blue eyes on a lot of people.

I don't even know anymore