Chapter 2: Galactus' Big Buffet and a Lesson on Table Manners

Here we see you and Carol at the Zoo and you two are at the reptile house looking at a King Cobra habitat filled with king cobras.

Carol: "Look at them, so creepy."

(Y/N): "They attack other people out of self-defense cause they're scared of us as we are of them. They just wanted to be left alone."

Carol: "I guess you're right."

Carol then sees a King Cobra looking at her.

(Y/N): "I think he likes you. You know snakes are not slimy, they just have really smooth scales to make the illusion."

Carol: "Well that's a relief, at least they don't bite."

(Y/N): "Well they do, but only when they do something hostile."

Carol: "Oh."

(Y/N): "Well let's go and see some more reptiles in this house."

Carol: "Okay sweetie."

You and Carol were heading to the boa constrictor habitat until you two see a large girl with a purple space age outfit and helmet.

Carol: "Oh wow, someone's been drinking their milk."

(Y/N): "She looks like she's not from around here. But she reminds me of someone."

Carol: "Should we talk to her?"

(Y/N): "Why not."*to the woman*"Excuse me ma'am."

???(Galacta): "Ah!"*sees you and Carol*"Oh uh, hi there."

Carol: " Hi there, so what's with the armor?"

???(Galacta): "I'm actually from space, and I'm the daughter of the devourer of worlds. I'm Galacta by the way."

(Y/N): "Oh nice to meet-"*realizes*"Wait devourer of worlds?"

Carol: "What are you talking about?"

Galacta: "My dad is a cosmic giant who eats planets and he has the Power Cosmic."

Carol: "What's the Power Cosmic?"

(Y/N): "It's what keeps Galactus one of the most dangerous threats to the galaxy list, while he can eat planets but sometimes he has a hard time finding those planets so he has heralds to locate them."

Carol: "What's a herald?"

(Y/N): "They're Galactus' cosmic helpers."

Galacta: "Yeah, so um my dad is expecting me to get my own herald, but I'm on a planet free diet and I can't control my hunger."*feels her stomach growling*"Ugh, this stupid cosmic parasite is driving me nuts."

(Y/N): "You need something that can help you satisfy your hunger other than planets. We might help you with that."

Later, at your house, we see Galacta finished 400 buckets of chicken and she's still hungry.

Carol: "You had 400 buckets of chicken, how are you still hungry?"

Galacta: "Daughter of Galactus, remember?"

Carol: "Oh right."

(Y/N): "Hmm, I wonder."

You then head to the pantry and then pull out a box of twinkies and then hand a twinkie to Galacta and she eats it. She feels like it can hold her down as she then ate the other twinkies and feels full.

Galacta: "So good and I feel so full."

You then pull out a periscope and put it on her stomach and you hear a heartbeat of an unborn child.

(Y/N): "It's not a parasite, you're just pregnant Galacta."

Galacta and Carol: "Pregnant?!"

(Y/N): "Yeah, that's why you're feeling hungrier than usual. So who's the father?"

Galacta: "Well uh....he's, I don't remember."

(Y/N): "Well you can stay here for awhile until the child is born."

Galacta: "Oh thank you."

You then hear a siren going off and you look outside and see Galactus in the sky.

Carol: "Uh who's that big guy in the sky?"

Galacta: "It's my father!"

(Y/N): "What's he doing here?"

Galacta: "He must be here to look for me."

Galactus: *in a booming voice*"Daughter where are you?!"

(Y/N): "Should I go up to him and talk to him?"

Carol: "I think you should sweetie."

You then see some Class S heroes in the area and they look like they're ready to attack. You put on your hero outfit and then came into the scene and turn to them.

(Y/N): "Woah woah guys don't! Let me handle this."

Tanktop Master: *grabs a boulder*"Not a chance!"

Tanktop Master then throws a boulder at Galactus' face as Tatsumaki appears floating near Galactus and then summons a meteor and launch it at Galactus but flicks it like a fly as we then see Carol show up as Star Sapphire as she lassoed the Class S heroes.

Carol: "Will you knuckle heads listen! Blast can talk to him, Galactus is a Threat Level God, let Blast do his thing okay."

Tanktop Master: And why should we *sees Carol's fire enduced glare* N-n-never mind we'll let'em do his thing."

Genos: "O-our apologies."

You then bring out Galacta as Galactus spots you and her.

Galactus: "Daughter, have you chosen him as your herald?"

Galacta: "No father."

(Y/N): "Um you see sir, she's not infected with a cosmic parasite, she's pregnant."

Galactus: "PREGNANT?!"

(Y/N): "I'm not the father if you're asking. But, I can be a father if she ever gives birth and take care of her child."

Galacta: *blushes*"Really?"

(Y/N): "Yes, even though you don't know who the father is I'll still take care of him or her."

Galacta: "Thank you so much."*kisses you on the cheek*

Galactus: "Hm, here me Blast I will spare your planet since I see my daughter has taken a liking to you."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Galactus then went back into the stars as the Class S heroes then walked up to you.

Bad: "So you're taking care of the little miss cosmic baby factory here huh? I respect that."

(Y/N): "Yeah, and if it weren't for me and Star Sapphire stopping you guys you would've helped Galactus destroy the planet."

Genos: "I see, your father would be proud of you and your efforts in protecting the Earth. God Level Threats should be taken care of by you Blast, none of us stood a fighting chance to someone like Galactus or you."

Bad: "I kept telling these guys let Blast handle it, since he's the only guy strong enough to beat God Level monsters."

(Y/N): "Okay first yes that's true, but I wasn't gonna hit the guy, there's always another way to win a fight without fighting."

Genos: "Hmm, diplomacy is an alternative to fighting. I should give this a lot of thought."

(Y/N): "Glad you're thinking about it."

Meanwhile at your house, we see you checking up on Galacta's child with a periscope.

(Y/N): "So far the kid is still healthy and your pregnancy is about to show, just be sure to have twinkies with something healthy."

Galacta: "I will."

You hear a knock at the door as you opened to see Jessica and Carol along with the other hero and villain girls with presents.

(Y/N): "Oh hey guys what's going on?"

Babs: "Isn't obvious?"

(Y/N): "It's someone's birthday?"

Jessica: *chuckles*"No silly, it's for Galacta's baby shower."

(Y/N): "How do you know- Carol told you girls didn't she?"

Carol: "Guilty"

Selina: "When we heard word there was an alien girl with a bun with no baker we had to get something for her."

Harleen: "Yeah it ain't a baby party without giving her a shower."

(Y/N): "Makes sense."*sees that Diana has a washcloth and soap*"Diana what's with the bath stuff?"

Diana: "I have been informed we are washing the baby, is that not what we are doing?"

Kara: "No, no D, a baby shower is when we give presents to the baby before he or she is born."

(Y/N): "Yep."*to Carol*"And Carol, Galacta wants you to be the godmother for her child."

Carol: "Aww thank you."

We see you and the others in the living room as we see Galacta opening some presents for the baby starting with Kara's present.

Galacta: "Okay let's start with this one."*opens Kara's present and sees it's a guitar pick*"A guitar pick?"

Kara: "The kid is gonna shred hard when playing a cosmic powered guitar."

Galacta: "Well I guess it's never too early to pick up music lessons."*sees Zee's present and opens it to see a baby sized top hat and wand*"Oh cute, a little magician set."

Zee: " Thanks your child might be a master of magic some day."

Karen: "Oh do mine next."

Galacta: *Takes Karen's and opens it to see its a box of the complete series of Dusk Before Dawn*"Oh wow movies."

Karen: "Your kid might deal with a crush someday, so I thought this would help them understand love in all forms."

(Y/N): *hands Galacta your gift*"Hey Galacta, here's my gift for the kiddo."

Galacta: *opens your gift and see it's your hero outfit when you were a baby*"A baby sized hero outfit, oh how cute."

(Y/N): "My mother made it when I was a baby. She always calls me her hero, in fact when a mafia group discovers that Blast has a family they head to our house and try to use me, my brother, and her as leverage, that's when my powers manifested and I use my strength to beat them all up and send them running. I wore that outfit on the day that my powers first came to me."

Galacta: "Wow, that's amazing."

(Y/N): "Hero work runs in the family I guess."

Jessica: "Oh open mine."

Galacta then opens up Jessica's present as she sees it was a bunch of stuffed animals.

Galacta: "Oh cute, stuffed animals."

Jessica: "Thanks, the baby needs something to snuggle with."

Babs: "Oh do mine next."

Galacta then opens up Babs' present and sees its a batman toy plushie.

Galacta: "Aww, it's a batman plushie."

Baba: "Yep, I had a hunch your daughter or son would be a batman fan someday."

Doris: "Try mine next."

Galacta then opens Doris' present and it's a punching bag.

Galacta: "A punching bag?"

Doris: "Your kid needs some practice in fighting and bashing, so they can be tough like me."

Galacta: "I might need a couple more of these just in case, I have a feeling my child will be really strong."

Doris: "How strong?"

(Y/N): "Well he or she would have the Power Cosmic."

Selina: "What's that?"

Carol: "It's a special power that Galacta and her dad have, she and her dad can give it to other people and make them heralds and it's what makes them super powerful."

(Y/N): "Like destroying a planet powerful."

Selina: "Oh come on, how bad could it be."

Galacta: " Well my dad eats planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

Selina: "Oh."

Leslie: "Wow, and I thought Doris had a big appetite for protein."

Doris: "Oh yeah, name one time."

We then see a montage of Doris power eating protein shakes, salads, power bars, and energy bars.

Leslie: "Need me to name more?"

Doris: "Okay you made your point."

Selina: "Open mine next."

Galacta then opens Selina's present and then pulls out a priceless jeweled necklace.

Carol: "Jewelry? Selina did you steal these or buy these?"

Selina: "I bought it and then robbed the whole jewelry store after the purchase at night."

Carol: "There it is."

Leslie: "How about you open mine next?"

Galacta then opens Leslie's and then pulls out a camera.

Galacta: "A camera?"

Leslie: "For catching the right moment, for me it's something funny."

Carol: "How is it funny?"

(Y/N): "I think someone's humiliation is funny to her."

Carol: "Oh right."

Pam: "Open mine next."

Galacta then opens Pam's present and then pulls out packets of seeds for various plants.

Galacta: "Seeds?"

Pam: "When your son or daughter wants to make a garden."

Harleen: "Oh do mine next."

Galacta then opens up Harleen's and then pulls out a joker plushie.

Galacta: "Oh cute a little joker plushie."

Harleen: "Thought the little baby might be a joker fan like me."

Babs: "Or a Batman fan."

(Y/N): "Why not both?"

You then see Diana come back with a present of her own and hand it to Galacta.

Diana: " Kind Galacta, I have brought a gift for your young."

Galacta then opens it to see it's a mace.

Galacta: "A mace?"

Diana: "Your child will be an honorable warrior some day."

Galacta: "Oh thanks, but I'm gonna baby proof it in case if he or she wants to play with it."

Diana: "Baby proof?"

(Y/N): "She means make it safe for the baby Diana."

Diana: "Safe how?"

Carol: "Well maybe she'll cover the mace with something soft so the baby won't hurt him or herself."

Diana: "I see."

Babs: "Yeah, didn't your mom give you a toy when you were a baby?"

Diana: " Of course, when I was born, mother bestowed upon me a mace made of obsidian."

(Y/N): "Uh huh."

Carol: "Oh open mine next."

Galacta then opens Carol's present to see it's a pink rattle and some baby toys.

Galacta: "Aww, a cute little rattle and some toys for the baby."

Carol: "Your welcome, I figured the baby could use some toys."

Galacta: "Thank you everyone for giving gifts for the baby."

Kara: "Your welcome."

Carol: "Hold on, you girls know what this means right?"

(Y/N): "The baby is gonna have a lot of gifts?"

Carol: "Aside from that, once the baby is born we have to baby-proof everything."

(Y/N): "When I was a baby myself, ever since my powers first manifested my house wasn't baby proof since I had the strength to defeat a Demon Level Monster."

Carol: "Well either way, we still have to baby proof everything."

Kara: "Are you sure, cause this kid has the Power Cosmic you know. Galacta has a godlike bun in her oven."

Carol: "Well god or not, we have to keep the baby safe, it's good parenting."

(Y/N): "Well I mean you're not wrong."

Zee: "Allow me."*pulls out her wand*"Froop ybab!"

Zee then casted a spell all over your home to make it baby proof.

Zee: "Tada."

Babs: "Not bad but how do we know it worked?"*Trips on her batman plushie and falls to the floor but it's soft*"Oof! Wait, that didn't hurt, wait, are the floors made of marshmallow?"

Zee: "Memory foam actually."

Carol: "What about the other stuff?"

Zee: "I covered the corners with soft tape, placed plush orbs on the mace, put a baby gate to the kitchen, and I placed a baby radio and intercom system in the nursery."

Carol: "Cool."

Galacta: "Thanks girls."

Kara: "I wonder if I should have a kid of my own."

Karen: "But we're not ready to have kids yet."

Zee: "Well I mean Diana is, she's 317 but she does look like a teen so that would freak people out."

Babs: "Yeah, although it would be nice to have a kid."

Diana: "I too would like a child, although my former love Steve has rejected my offer."

Zee: "Yikes, I'm sorry to hear that Diana."

(Y/N): "I'm sure you girls would find a special someone for all of you."

Hero girls: *in their heads*"Maybe we already did".

Next: Chapter 3: Savior of Hell

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