i wanna wish a happy (theoretical) birthday to my long-time fav:

holy shit, he should be like...what? 32 now??? congrats...you're 110% adult man now!

(yup...my first post of this manner was incorrectly dated. technically, for him to meet the requirements of the manga novelization and be about ten years old by april first, 1995, he had to be born in '85, not '95 as i had approximated that time)