Episode 1:

Stead: *throws out arms with a winning smile as fireworks and confetti explode around him* Hello and welcome to the Let's Annoy Meilin Show! We are-

Worthy: Do we have to call it that?

Stead: *losing bravado* What? The name is perfect! I came up with it myself.

Talon: *murmurs* And there's the problem.

Jolt: The name's too long. We could shorten it to the LAMS.

Shadow: No, that just sounds like we're planning a sacrifice.

Jey: *grinning* That's the best idea I've heard all year.

Stead: NO! We are not changing the name, end of story!

Howl: How about "The Prank Club"?

Stead: *trying to stay patient* But we're not pranking anyone. This show is purely to annoy Meilin.

Worthy: *puppy eyes. well, kitty eyes* Oh, please, please, pleeeeease? It would be so much more fun just to prank people!

Stead: *sighing* Fine...

Redcloaks: YES!

Worthy: *evil plotting grin* I can't wait to prank Conor...

Shadow: *bigger plotting grin* I can't wait to prank Worthy...

Worthy: Hey!

Shadow: *rolls eyes*

Jey: *laughing like a criminal mastermind* Mwahahahaha...

Howl: *eyeing her nervously*

Jey: *still cackling*

Howl: *slowly edges away*

Worthy: I've got such a good idea for Conor, he's never gonna suspect for a million years.

Shadow: But I thought you were just going to-

Worthy: Shhzzjjzhsssshhhh! They're listening...

Shadow: *confused* Who?

Talon: Hey Worthy! I thought you had a truce with Conor?

Worthy: *waves hand* An unimportant detail.

Howl: Guys? I just realised that we have to reprint all the mugs and hats and T-shirts for the new name change.

Everyone: *ignored him and keeps talking*

Howl: Uhh, guys? Hello? It's me, your buddy, Howl, remember? Guys you- I AM YOUR FRIEND. No? HELLO!?

Everyone: *stares*

Howl: *blinks nervously* Hi...

Shadow: *pats his shoulder kindly* We heard you Howl. We just didn't care because your announcement was so dull and irrelevant.

Howl: Gee, thanks.

Stead: What were you saying? I've forgotten.

Howl: Someone has to redo all our merch to fit the new name. Also because I realised it was a mistake to send out all the "Annoy Meilin" stuff because if she sees she'll probably hunt us down and kill us. In fact, I think we should start building the barricades now.

Stead: That sounds like a job for you, my man. Have fun printing!

Howl: Do I have to?

Stead: Is there a problem?

Howl: It just takes time to print it all. You know, full colour and all.

Talon: Oh flip, let's just start the show already.

Flip: *casually hopping in* You called?

Talon: *facepalms*