On a bright and cheerful day, a dark object falls from the sky and lands with a thud on the ground of Erdas.

Camera: *lens still shut, bleeps on to darkness and voices*

Stead: What is this strange creature?

Worthy: It's not a creature, it's a rock.

Stead: But it has a giant eye, a small head and no body! What else could it be?

Shadow: Literally anything but that, Stead. I'm pretty sure it's not alive.

Howl: I don't think the huge round eye is actually the eye. I just saw a tiny red thing blink open at the top.

Worthy: Give it here!

Camera is jostled about.

Worthy: Hey I found a button! I wonder what this does...

Shadow: Don't press it-!

Camera lens opens to a close-up of Worthy's cross eyed face.

Worthy: *squeals like a cat and drops the camera to run away, screeching at the top of his voice*

Everyone else: *runs after him covering their ears*

Camera: *sits there*

Shadow: *eventually creeps back with stick in hand. Readies stick. Bashes camera on the head and leaps back quickly* Yup, it's safe!

Redcloaks: *crowding back round*

Stead: *picks up camera* D'you think it can see me? *knocking on lens* Helloooo. Are you in there? Take meeee to your leeeadeeer. Weee coomeee in peeeaaaceee.

Shadow: What the flip Stead, it's not even- You know what? I'm not even gonna bother. Whatever floats your boat.

Flip: Did I just hear my name?

Talon: *grabs camera*

Stead: Hey! I wasn't finished!

Talon: Ooooh I think I found something! There's a square and I can see things on it...

Shadow: What is it? What can you see?

Talon: Just lots of grass...actually I can see all of you guys. Like in real time. Hi Shadow!

Shadow: *waves and grins* Hey girl!

Stead: *leaps back fearfully* So it can see us! I knew it!

Shadow: *rolls eyes*

Worthy: *leans over Talon's shoulder*

Talon: Ummm, hello? Do- do you want something? This is very close contact. Two meter distancing, remember?

Worthy: *narrows eyes and points finger accusingly* That's not a square, that's a rectangle!

Jey: *slow clapping* Wow. Just wow.

Shadow: Hey maybe we can do something with this...any suggestions?

Jey: Let's ambush Meilin and break all her limbs so she won't try and upstage me anymore! *smirks* Well, not that she could.

Talon: *accidentally presses button*

Camera: *beeps and stops recording*

Worthy: Oh look, we can watch back what we just did. *squishes Talon as he reaches past her*

Talon: WOULD YOU PLEASE GET OUT OF MY FACE!

*video plays*

Redcloaks: *all gather round to watch*

Worthy: Wow...what an embarrassing scene.

Welp, that was officially and awful attempt at something funny...don't tell me if you enjoyed or not.