Mom told a story at the dinner table:

We went to the park. Mom gave us ice pops. A boy walked over and asked, "Can I have a ice pop?" She only brought three, which we had ate.

She told him this. His mom said, "Well, that's rude."

Lucky for her I was torturing myself on the swings.

I am a vampire!

Cause I can't stand 10 minutes in the sun.

Lucky for her again, mom was speechless from surprise.

Short story shorter, the boy's mom thought she was handing out pops. I'd watch your back if I were you. You do not mess with me. Messing with my family is worse. Luv u, mom!

Welp, hey, I guess!

Angry at a stranger♡~