This maaay become a project I start working on on the side, but if this gets receipted well then I'll be more likely to post it!

If you're confused about who my Oc's are, you can check my oc book (or just ask me questions!)
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It was obvious that Kiriai had no clue on how she got here. Though, that wasn't entirely true. Kiriai was here on a mission.

Ever since she was transported to this new magical world with a bunch of people she knew who kept popping up like a game of whack-a-mole, it's been a mess trying to solve campus bs, get money, stay alive, AND look for a way home. Kiriai could count the pros on one hand, but she'd need a whiteboard to count all the cons.

One pro however, came in the form of a woman named Cleopatra.

Cleopatra was older then Kiriai, and while Kiriai knew realistically they could never date, she'd be damned if she let Cleopatra get swept off her feet by someone that Kiriai didn't like. She had made her crush on Cleopatra clear, anyone could pick up on it except Cleopatra herself. Most didn't want to open the van of worms that was Kiriai, but there would always be one fucker who tested her.

The name of that fucker in particular? Vil Shoenheit.

Vil was a top model and actor, and Cleopatra wasn't beautiful by societal standards. She had a larger, chubbier figure, dark skin, and dark brown hair. But her eyes were unique. They could change color based on Cleopatra's emotions, which matched her love of all things colorful. She was a ray of sunshine, while Kiriai always felt like more of a storm cloud.

Kiriai never considered Vil to be a rival, she figured his standards were too high for Cleopatra. But mistaking Vil for the shallow type was her first mistake. Ever since the VDC competition, Vil had been making moves on Cleo. Smooth talking, inviting her for his morning runs, asking for her opinion on a multitude of outfits and makeup options, complimenting not just her appearance, but her skills too, and giving her gifts picked out specifically for her based on previous things she said or needed.

It made Kiriai's blood boil.

Perhaps it was an attempt to get Kiriai out of the way, perhaps this was planned beforehand, but Vil decided that he would attempt to play match maker; pairing the trouble maker Kiriai with the strict and disciplined Riddle Rosehearts. He threw passive comments about how Kiriai and Riddle complimented each other, how they were sometimes both a good influence on the other, and more.

But recently, Vil actually took action.

Kiriai had been rudely awakened by Rook one morning, then was dragged out of the dorm to be taken to the theatre classroom. There, she saw a multitude of people she knew, and Vil Shoeheit was standing at the front.

What did the bastard have planned you ask? He wanted to do a play about the beautiful queen and Snow White.

And WHO got casted as Snow White?

Mother

Fucking

Kiriai

Riddle was naturally given the role of Prince Charming, and everyone else soon got their role too. After multiple weeks of (forced) rehearsal and working nonstop, it was finally the day of the show.

Kiriai smoothed her dress out, glaring at the floor, before hearing a knock on the door. She smirked, knowing exactly who it was from the pattern of which they knocked. In came Ace and Deuce, and the three shared a nod.

It was time to make Vil regret choosing Kiriai as the main lead.
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"Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Leiko, one of the other people who got transported with Kiriai (and was a MASSIVE theatre nerd), projected, letting her voice boom loud enough to where the audience could listen. The person playing the magic mirror was Epel, who was also in on Kiriai's plan. He had kept a calm, neutral expression up until the end of Leiko's line, to which he audibly whined in exasperation.

"Oh my god-this again?" Epel groaned, dramatically rolling his eyes much to Leiko's surprise. "Every single day you come on here and ask the same damn question! I literally know the cure for cancer! All you have to do is ask!" Epel continued on, earning a few giggles from the audience.

Leiko however, was quick to go along with this improvising, attempting to steer this shit wreck in the right direction. "That is not of my concern! Tell me if I'm more beautiful then Snow White!" She ordered, getting Epel to laugh.

"Oh, Snow White? You really want to compare yourself to her? A word of advice from me, a wise man once said "don't compare apples to oranges." Especially not shiny, ripe apples to...moldy, rotting oranges." Epel shook his head with another laugh. "Also, she called you fat. Just so you're aware."

Leiko clenched her fists, realizing that something more was going on rather then just Epel forgetting his lines. "Enough of this mockery! I shall deal with the girl immediately." Leiko turned around to storm off, as Epel gagged. "Eugh, she looks even worse from the back..." with that final comment, the curtains dropped and the scene was rearranged as Kiriai got into place, sitting by a well with multiple fake animals surrounding her.

Kiriai was half awake, none of her lines were truly memorized, but once the music cued, it was time for her to sing to attract the prince.

Once there was a Princess
Was the Princess, you?
And she fell in love
Was it hard to do?
Well, it was very easy
Anyone could see that the Prince was charming
The only one for me
Was he strong and handsome?
Was he big and tall?
There's nobody like him anywhere at all
Did he say he loved ya?
Did he steal a kiss?
He was so romantic
I could not resist
Someday my prince will come
Someday we'll meet again
And away to his castle we'll go
To be happy forever I know
Someday when spring is here
We'll find our love anew
And the birds will sing and wedding bells will ring
Someday when my dreams come true..."

She sang, her voice clear as a crystal and as charming as a bell. Kiriai was musically talented, which further painted the illusion of this being a normal play. But once Riddle came on stage, and joined her at the well, it was time for this shit to go downhill again.

"My lady!" Riddle proclaimed, startling Kiriai as she jumped back "Oi! Who the fuck are you?!" She snapped, pointing at Riddle accusingly. Riddle was shocked in the same fashion Leiko had been, and like Leiko, he tried to go along.

"Oh do not fear my dear," Riddle continued "I am your prince, your true lo-"

He didn't have time to finish the sentence when Kiriai chucked a stuffed deer in his face and bolted up the makeshift tower.

The audience gasped in surprise, some laughing at the absurdness of Kiriai's actions, but the small girl didn't give a single fuck as she peeked over the edge of her "tower," glaring at Riddle. His song soon began to play, and Riddle had no choice but to go along with it.

"One song, I have but one song

One song, only for-"

"MA THERES A WEIRD LOOKING RANDOM MAN OUTSIDE! IT LOOKS-IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA THE FUCKIN' THING!" Kiriai shouted over him, making the music stop abruptly. When she climbed down her tower but refused to move past it, the rest took it as a sign that she was signaling for a scene change and the lights once again turned off to allow the others to move specific pieces around.

Cut to Leiko who had called upon the huntsman, who was Ace in this play, as he kneeled before her throne. She was the perfect actor in place of Vil; poised to perfection and radiating power. She motioned for Ace to rise up, before attempting to speak her next lines. But unfortunately, Ace wanted to get in the way.

"My lady, if thou are furious enough about the dirty pest who called you fat....might I suggest a diet change instead?" You thought this bitch was going to try and tell her what she wanted to hear? Hell no, this is Ace we're talking about. He had to make this worse, and thankfully for him, he had figured out how to easily push all of Leiko's buttons. Meaning that she was quick to snap back at him.

"SILENCE! Snow White has played her little game for too long! I want you to lead her into the forest and bring me her heart. Should you fail, I'll-" "Let me guess, I'll dance barefoot over hot coals until I die of exhaustion? Yeah yeah I get it." Ace cut her off unapologetically, waving off the ticked off brunette as he turned his heel. "Don't let Snow White see you get too fat before she's gone!"

"I AM NOT FAT-"

Now the scene was of Snow White going into the forest, where the huntsman would attempt to strike. As Kiriai played dumb and picked berries to put in her basket, Ace raised the dagger....before dropping it and breaking down into tears.

"I-I can't do it! I can't do it I'm sorry!" Ace sobbed, blowing into Kiriai's skirt like it was a tissue. "Ugh-My fucking dress!" Kiriai snapped, yanking the skirt back. Ace continued anyways, wiping fake tears from his eyes as he tried to contain his laughter.

"The queen, she's angry!" He proclaimed. "You called her fat!"

"Listen, I just say it like it is, okay?" Kiriai defended, shrugging her shoulders as she took a step back. Ace continued as planned. "You must run! Run far away from here! Run!" He chanted desperately.

"Aw-I'm loving all this attention, but...but...!" Kiriai soon ran off, running off as the scene began to change. But instead of showing the journey to the dwarves' cottage, Kiriai arrived there almost immediately as she sat back on a bed. Again, multiple fake animals surrounded her, and Kiriai decided to regale the tale of her journey.

"So then I was like, running through the forest and I was literally so scared, and I thought the tree branches were hands! At first I was like "oooh," but then I remembered I don't like being social so I ran even further like "Aaah! Aaahh I don't wanna be social! Ewewewew swipe left!" Then I fell off this cliff and I was like "Augh, scream!" And I landed in the water and I swore I saw a bunch of crocigators!" Kiriai listed, leaning back further to take in the gaze of the audience. Vil was sitting in the front row next to Cleo, and while Vil looked like he was about to snap, Cleopatra was enjoying herself, giving Kiriai a thumbs up as if this was what Vil planned to begin with.

"-And when I get scared, I snort. So then I was like "Aaah! Snn! Aaah! Snnnn!" And then I wound up here and I'm a girl so naturally I can walk in without repercussions! Tee hee!" Kiriai finished her story, standing up and stretching as another song cued up. Now, she had to sing that stupid "whistle while you work" song, which she totally blanked out of and went on autopilot, before the curtains drew and it was time for the intermission.

Vil wanted to go backstage and ask what the fuck kind of drugs everyone was on, but once he saw the bright yellow color that Cleopatra's eyes took, he hesitated. She was enjoying herself, so perhaps he could discuss this with the cast afterwards. For now, he could enjoy Cleo's company.

Kiriai gritted her teeth when she saw this. She had to up the antics.......

(Aaaaand that's where I'm going to end this off! Once inspiration strikes me, I'll write a part two. If the structure is weird here, I'm sorry, I've never watched Snow White before so I have no idea how the order of songs or events goes.)