Paige:
Hey everyone! Welcome back to yet another interview! I'm here today with Garroth and Timothy! How are you fine gentlemen doing today?

Timothy:
I'm doing amazing, thank you for asking.

Paige:
And you, Garroth?

Garroth:
I'm doing alright.

Paige:
Great! Anyways, do you have any questions before we start?

Timothy:
Yes.

Garroth:
Oh dear.

Paige:
What is this question, Timothy?

Timothy:
You're human, right?

Paige:
Sadly, yes. Is that all?

Timothy:
How'd you find out about us? I thought we protected ourselves quite well from the human society! You can't possibly be human, Paige!

Paige:
On the contrary, I am in fact, human. And how I found out about you is not of importance. What is important is doing this interview. Any other questions that I need to answer?

Garroth:
Yes, just one.

Paige:
Shoot.

Garroth:
Is this conversation being recorded?

Paige:
Well, yes, but-

Garroth:
Can you not record it?

Paige:
Why, afraid you'll say something you'll regret?

Garroth:
Yes.

Paige:
Oh. Well, I'm sorry, but I can't not record it. Hehe, double negative! Anyways, I can't do that. Sorry, Garroth.

Garroth:
Oh well, it was worth a try.

Timothy:
*shrugs* I dunno, I could care less what I say. Everyone hates me already. I'm used to it.

Paige:
*smiles slightly* Yeah, okay.

Okay, anyways, first question:

To Timothy, can you explain your powers in a very simple way?

Timothy:
Sure. Basically, I can speak to people who others can't speak to. They basically know everything about everyone. I can tell them about you, if you'd like.

Paige:
No no, I'm sure they know a lot about me already!

Garroth:
How interesting. Tim, did you tell them about her, already?

Timothy:
Nah, bruh.

Garroth:
Then how do they...?

Paige:
Next question!

Garroth, what exactly can you do?

Garroth:
I can read people's minds and communicate with them via telepathy. If I concentrate really hard, I can move a piece of paper about an inch.

Timothy:
Ah yes, the infamous paper of doom! Fear it!

Garroth:
...

Timothy:
*childish grin*

Paige:
Ahem, anyways...

For the both of you. What is it like being a Monster Hunter?

Timothy:
It is pretty awesome at points. The high you feel after defeating a Monster is probably the best feeling I've yet to feel.

Garroth:
It can be difficult, especially for certain idiots who don't realize how serious their job is. *slaps Timothy on the back of his head*

Timothy:
Eh!

Garroth:
As I was saying, it can be tough, but, like Tim said, the feeling of doing good makes it all the better. Not only that, but you make some friends for life.

Timothy:
Life my ass.

Paige:
Hey hey hey, let's not bring up anything too sore today, alright? I can tell you are upset about something.

Garroth:
*clears throat* Yeah, it's a bit sore for Tim over 'ere. Anyways, how has everyone been?

Paige:
Eh, I also the questions here. You answer them. You feel me?

Timothy:
Oh yeah, he feels you alright. And he likes it.

Paige:
I swear you are worse than CJ.

Timothy:
CJ?

Paige:
Annoying kid at my school. Anyways, next question.

For Garroth, if you had to choose one person to date out of the supernatural, who would it be? (It doesn't matter if they have someone else already, by the way).

Garroth:
Hmm, that's a tough one. Though, I'd have to go with Charlotte. I don't know ehy, but something about her just sparks my interest.

Paige:
*winks into camera*

Timothy:
What was that?

Paige:
What was what?

Garroth:
You winked at that camera. Why? Do you know soemthing we don't.

Paige:
Nah bruh.

Garroth:
...

Timothy:
*bursts into laughter*

Paige:
*ahem* Next question:

Do you have any special person in your life, Tim?

Timothy:
Of course I do. I have Megan. She's my mate, I can just tell.

Paige:
*chuckles nervously* Yep.

Garroth:
What was that?

Paige:
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Timothy:
Do you actually know something we don't?

Paige:
That's all the questions we have for today! Hope you enjoyed!