Location: Peach's Castle - The Castle Rooftop - The Mushroom Kingdom

It's a beautiful day here at the Mushroom Kingdom and Mario was seen taking a nap on the rooftop of the castle and Y/n was just relaxing on the rooftop with Mario while reading a book on his smartphone.

Ever since Y/n gave Mario a cake after Toad told him that the cake was a lie, the two of them became friends and Peach even let him stay in the castle with the room with the Snowman Painting as his own bedroom as long as Y/n doesn't do anything dangerous that will cause a lot of damage to the castle and make sure to pay the rent to his own room at the castle as well as doing some of the chores in the castle.

It may be a challenge to do some of the chores in the castle and making sure that he and Mario doesn't do anything dangerous inside and outside the castle, but Y/n doesn't even mind about paying the rent for his own room and doing chores around the castle as long as he keeps Mario from doing something really stupid and/or dangerous.

Right now, Y/n put down his phone for a moment to see Mario snoozing up a storm and began to wonder what Mario is dreaming right now.

Mario: ZZZ...mmm...ZZZ...mmm...pasta...spaghetti...Luigi...people watching me...hi...Jesus.

Y/n: I wonder what he's dreaming right now.

Mario: *Snort* Huh? Wha? Oh yeah, right? Oh, hey Y/n. You would not believe the dream I had.

Y/n: Did it had lots of spaghetti in it?

Mario: Yep, and man I am hungry, but what's there to eat on this roof?

Y/n: I don't know, but I don't think we can find anything to eat on this roof.

Mario: I'm gonna look around and see what I can find to eat.

So then, Mario got up and ran around the roof to find something to eat to curve his appetite and when he went over the other side of the castle and found a couple of mushrooms.

Mario: Oohhh Mushrooms. Why do they look all moldy green? They don't look like 1-Up Mushrooms. Meh. Whatever.

Y/n: Mario! No! Don't eat those mushrooms! They're gonna make you sick!

Mario: I don't care! I'm hungry!

Y/n: I know you're hungry, but you can't eat those mushrooms. They might make you sick to your stomach and give you some serious and weird hallucinations like how those stoners smoke too much weed or licking Toads.

Mario: Ew! Gross! I'm not licking Toad just to get high! That's sick, bro!

Y/n: I meant the frog kind of Toad, not the mushroom headed guys and that Toad that lied to you about the cake blamed me for giving you the cake and Peach punished him for going into her room and used her letters to bring you here to see if you still fit through the pipe and I know you're not fat. You're big boned.

Mario: Oh, right. My bad, but I'm still gonna eat those mushrooms.

Y/n: No, Mario!!

Too late. Mario has already eaten all three strange and moldy mushrooms that were growing on top of the roof. They don't call this place the Mushroom Kingdom for nothing. Then suddenly, Mario began to feel strange after eating all three of the mushrooms whole.

Mario: I feel weird, and they taste weird too. It tastes like a Yoshi's baby.

Y/n: I told you not to eat them.

Mario: I need more!

Y/n: Mario! No!

Then Y/n started chasing after Mario before he starts eating anything more dangerous that could literally kill them. Then Mario went over to Yoshi that is surfing on YouTube on his phone and looks up to see Mario in front of him.

Yoshi: What do you want? Can't you see I'm on YouTube.

Mario: Hey Yoshi? Do you have any food?

Yoshi: Well, I did find these mushrooms growing on the side of the castle's toilet.

Mario: We have a toilet...uh-oh...How much do you ha-

Yoshi: Open wide.

Then Yoshi grabbed Mario and shoved the bad mushrooms down into Mario's throat and Mario tried to struggle out of Yoshi's grip, but he was too strong. Y/n ran over to them and was shocked that Yoshi shoved the bad mushrooms down his throat.

Y/n: Yoshi NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Yoshi: Too late, kiddo. I already shoved tons of those mushrooms down his throat. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go sell drugs to little kids.

Then Yoshi jumped off of the roof and got away and Mario is already feeling really bad sick from those mushrooms.

Mario: OHHHH! I don't feel so good. I feel wasted. I think I'm gonna----*Throws up*

Y/n: OH GOD!!!

-Timeskip: A Few Minutes Later-

Mario: *Continues to throw up until he finally stopped* I think I'm done. My stomach still feels like pasta though.

Y/n: Well, that's what you get for eating those mushrooms, Mario. But Yoshi was the one who shoved so many of those mushrooms down your throat and I'll make sure that he'll get what he deserves, and I'll make him clean up the puke on the castle roof. I'll call a doctor in case you passed out from those mushrooms.

Mario: Thanks, bro. I appreciate your concern for me, but I'll try to ignore the weird feeling in my stomach. Now let's go have a bloo-I mean adventure of somewhat.

Y/n: Ok, but I have to do something really quick. I'll catch up to you in a minute.

Mario: Ok then.

So then, Mario dropped down from the roof and went inside the castle and Y/n quickly grabbed a paint brush from his backpack and painted the words, "Yoshi was here" on the wall where Mario puked on after he ate too many of those mushrooms.

Y/n: That should do it! Now to get back to Mario.

-With Mario-

Then as Mario got inside the castle, he is starting to feel a bit sleepy after consuming those mushrooms and went over to Toad that is standing at his usual spot near the castle entrance and Toad was happy at first until Mario showed up, but Mario doesn't know that the effects of the mushrooms that he ate are about to kick in as he is about to fall asleep.

Mario: Hi Toad. How's it going?

Toad: GREAT! Until you showed up. I'm still in trouble because of your new friend got you that cake and now I'm stuck here guarding the door for a long, long time.

Mario: Ohh my stomach is hurting again, and I feel sleepy all off a sudden.

Toad: You probably have aids.

Mario: Yeah, that's great and all, but...Zzzzzzzzzz....

Then Mario suddenly fell asleep on the floor, ignoring what Toad is saying and suddenly found himself back at the entrance, which confused Mario at first, but ignores it and just walked back to Toad to talk to him again.

Mario: Hi Toad. How's it going?

Toad: How's it going? Well...

Mario: Toad?

*Pow!*

Toad: I HATE YOU!!!!!!

Mario: Ouch! Why-

Toad: For all the bloopers we have been in I hated you and your friend, Y/n ever since.

Mario: But we have only been in 1-

*Pow!*

Toad: I mean the other bloopers that people made on YouTube...

Mario: Ohhhhhhhh......really? But I thought we were friends.

Toad: In your dreams.

Mario: We are in my dreams.

Toad: Ugh!

Mario: Did you know I love you?

Toad: I still hate you. See you in hell.

*Pow!*

Mario: *Sighs* They always pick one the fat people.

Then suddenly, Mario woke up after Toad punched Mario to death and Mario is now seething with Rage.

Mario: *Growls* TOAD! I'm gonna woop you butt! You're not mental!

Toad: What?

Mario: Toad? Do you like me?

Toad: What do you think?

Mario: Yes?

Toad: What? No!

Mario: Uhh...don't worry. *Runs off*

Toad: It took him that long to figure that out!?

Then Y/n went inside the castle to catch up to Mario, but he was nowhere to be found and he was about to ask Toad where Mario is, but he didn't want to deal with Y/n for a minute and just told Y/n where Mario went in a very rude way.

Toad: Mario just went into the room with the painting that leads to the Bob-omb Kingdom. Don't know why and I don't care.

Y/n: Fine, geez. *Runs into the Room where Mario went into* Someone just woke up at the wrong side of the bed.

Then without a second thought, Y/n jumped through the painting with the Bob-ombs to go look for Mario.

-With Mario-

Mario: Ahh, the battlefield. Nothing better than to kill living bombs.

After Mario made it over to the Bob-omb Battlefield world to blow off some steam after having to deal with Toad's bad attitude and he just love the beautiful scenery of the Bob-omb Battlefield, even though two sides of the Bob-omb tribes are fighting against each other that brought an all-out war upon the world that they live in.

Mario: I just love the good look of this place.

Then suddenly, Mario is starting to feel sleepy again and is about to head into dreamland again as he then went out like a candle.

Mario: Uh-oh. I'm starting to feel sleepy again. Where's my teddy bear?

Then as went into his dreams again, Mario found himself in the Bob-omb Battlefield, but something doesn't seem to be right as he began to look around to see the whole world completely different.

Mario: Where am I? *Looks around* This place seems familiar.

Then suddenly, he found out that the whole place is full of weird and corrupted colors in the form of TV Static as Mario began to freak out from what is happening inside his dreams.

Mario: WOW! What happened! Everything looks normal except for the corrupted textures. This place looks like it's been colored by hippies to make it look all peaceful. Stupid pink Bob-omb hippies and their rainbows! This place looks more gay...Hey wait? Is that...HI PAC-MAN!!!

Then suddenly, Mario suddenly found the chain-chomp that looks exactly like Pac-Man, but bigger as he ran over to the Pac-man as the creature tried to tackle Mario.

Pac-Man(?): Woof-Woof!

Mario then began to think that Pac-Man is acting just as mean as the Toad in his other dream that he had in the castle, which is probably the side-effect from the mushrooms that he ate on the roof and Toad is always such a jackass.

Mario: Hmm...I'm starting to think Pac-Man has gone just as mental as Toad. Hey, Pac-Man? Are you still dating Ms. Pac-Man?

Pac-Man(?): WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: See ya at the arcade. *Runs off* I wonder if King Bob-omb looks different.

Then Mario sets off to the top of the mountain to see King Bob-omb to see if he looks different like the chain-chomp that looks like Pac-MAn, but bigger and meaner.

Mario: Man, what a gay game I play in.

Then he started running up the steep cliff to get to the top, but he soon started to run out of breath after trying to run as fast as his legs can carry him.

Mario: Huff-puff, I could use a Yoshi right now. I knew I should've listened to Y/n about eating those mushrooms. I just hope he's ok and I could really need some help figuring out what's going on around here.

Then after running so much on the cliff, Mario managed to get over the cliff and continues on the path to the top of the mountain. Then suddenly, he spotted a Bob-omb that is commandeering a cannon and threw it down to the mountain, which caused the Bob-omb to explode and Mario laughed at its demise before continuing on climbing up to the top of the mountain.

Mario: You know I've always been wondering what these black balls are. The mountain is having Bob-omb babies.

Then with a powerful jump, Mario has finally made it to the top of the mountain and plans to fight the King of the Bob-ombs to the death.

Mario: Hey old man! Let's fight again!

King Bob-omb: Ok, but I warn you I became very strong!

Mario: Hah! A 200-year-old man like you?

King Bob-omb: I'm 80!

Then without warning, the king grabbed Mario and leans back to throw him out of the mountain as payback for calling him old.

Mario: Uh-oh!

King Bob-omb: I WARNED YOU!! NOW GET OFF OF MY MOUNTAIN!!!

With a powerful throw from the king, Mario was thrown into the air and falls to his death, which suddenly caused him to wake up.

Mario: Wah!!!! Huh?!?! I-I'm alive!!

Y/n: Of course, you're alive, Mario. You fell asleep and just had a horrible nightmare. You're still got everything, legs, arms, head, special uhhh...everything.

Mario: *Gasp!* Y/n!! Thank God, you're here!! I just had the most horrible nightmare and Pac-Man was in it and the whole world was completely filled with so much gayness!!

Y/n: Wow. That's does sound gay.

Mario: I know and now I have a phobia of old people.

Y/n: You see Mario, I told you that those mushrooms are bad for you and look what happened. You are starting to have nightmares and have a sudden phobia of old people, which I don't even know how you got that kind of phobia, but I think we should get you some help, which is why I called a doctor to help you out and if you are good, I'll make you some spaghetti.

Mario: Ok Y/n. I understand. Thanks for looking out for me.

Y/n: No problem, bro. After all, what are friends for. Let's get out of here and we'll see what we can do.

Mario: You got it. Let's-a-go!

With that, the two of them left the world and headed back to the castle and the two of them decided to head over to another world, which was the Jolly Roger Bay world because they are waiting for the doctor to come by to the castle to help Mario with the bad mushroom sickness.

Mario: Ahhh....there's nothing more peaceful than the bay.

Y/n: Yeah, never knew that these worlds from the painting inside the castle can be so amazing and relaxing. The Jolly Roger Bay is pretty much a peaceful world to relax in

Lakitu: It's not when you're swimming in it naked!

Both: SHUT UP!

Then as the two of them are relaxing here at the bay, listening to the quiet sounds of the Bay, Mario is starting to get drowsy again, but this time, Y/n is with him now and he'll be watching over him and will wake up if he's having another nightmare again.

Mario: Uh oh. Here come that drowsy effect again...

Y/n: Don't worry Mario, I'll keep an eye on you this time. If you're having another nightmare, I'll wake you up right away.

Mario: Thanks, Y/n. What am I going to dream this time? ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............

Then as Mario fell asleep and goes into the dream world again, he is now at the bay getting to go swimming in his clothes.

Mario: Let's go swimming! :D

But then, as Mario jumped into the bay, he saw something that doesn't seem right.

All the water in the bay is all dried up, leaving Mario completely confused to what just happened after he went to sleep.

Mario: WOW! What happened! All the water is gone! This really isn't a bay without the water to swim in.

So then, Mario began walking through the rocky terrain of the now waterless bay, while getting hit by a couple of clams on the way until he stopped and looked up to see the pirate ship up in the sky as if was a flying pirate ship.

Mario: A flying boat you don't see one of those everyday.

Then Mario had an idea when he looked down to the very bottom of the pit of the bay as he plans to jump down to see what's down there.

Mario: I wonder...*Jumps Down*

He then jumped down and slides down of the edge of the pit under he finally made it all the way down to the pit and was surprised to see some waving seaweed, bubbles and a flying eel at the bottom of the pit since there is no water in the pit and this is another dream that Mario is having right now.

Mario: Waving seaweed, bubbles, flying eels, all without the water? How cool! I thought fish needed water.

Then Mario went over to the caged-up hole with the propeller that had the star in the bay world, and it was hard for Mario to grab it because of the propeller that kept him from getting to it, but that was only when there was water in the bay. So, it was pretty much easier for Mario to grab it.

But then...

Mario: *Gurgles*

Mario suddenly woke up from his dream and found himself getting drowned in water, but then Y/n came in and saved him from drowning.

Y/n: Mario! Are you okay?!

Mario: Wha--huh? Y/n?! You saved me and the water is back?! Did you bring the water back?! If you did, you're amazing!

Y/n: I didn't bring the water back; the water was always there when you fell asleep. I saw you were in the water when I was in the phone with the doctor, and I had to get you out of the water before you drowned to death.

Mario: Wow. Well, thanks for saving my life then, Y/n. I never knew I would miss this much! Let's go somewhere else.

Y/n: Ok then. We'll go one more world than I'm taking you to the doctor, because I can't see you getting sicker and having more of these bad dreams.

Mario: Ok. Let's go see Bowser then.

Y/n: Ok.

Timeskip - 30 Minutes Later

So then, Mario and Y/n went over to Bowser's world to go visit them and Mario agrees that after he and Y/n go see Bowser, they will go to the doctor that Y/n set up an appointment with to cure Mario of the mushrooms that he ate.

Mario: Hi Bowser, how's it going?

Y/n: Nice to meet you, Bowser. My name is Y/n and I'm friends with Mario.

Bowser: It's nice to meet you too, but you can't you two see that I'm uselessly standing here trying to think of an idea.

Y/n: I can try to think of an idea for you if you want.

Bowser: Sure. I don't have anything better to do today.

Mario: Ok. You two do that while I take a nap.

Y/n: Ok, but please be careful when you fall asleep because last time you did, you almost drowned yourself to death and don't want you to fall to your death.

Mario: Ok then. I'll try to be careful this time. ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Bowser: Does this happen all the time?

Y/n: Yep, but it was all Yoshi's fault because he stuffed so many bad mushrooms down his throat.

Bowser: Wow. That's really harsh.

Y/n: Yeah, I think I'm just gonna take him to the doctor now.

Bowser: You need a ride over there; I can get you two there faster.

Y/n: Sure, why not. It's better than standing around here and watching Mario sleeping.

Bowser: Ok then. Grab him and I'll get you two the doctor.

Y/n: Ok then. *Grabs Mario* Let's get going.

-With Mario in His Dreams-

As Mario fell asleep once again, he found himself in Bowser's world and this time Bowser is really huge right now.

Mario: Hi Bows- WOW!

Bowser: Haha! Do you like my new muscles?

Mario: I do actually.

Then suddenly, Mario began running when Bowser started walking around and is close to stomping him to death.

Mario: HELP! BOWSER'S ON STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser: IT'S NOT STEROIDS!! IT'S CALLED HACKS!!!

Mario: Wow Bowser, you really let yourself go what did you eat?

Then Bowser shot a fireball from his mouth that caught Mario's butt on fire.

Mario: Hot-Hot! My butt smells like BBQ!!! HELP!!! I'm being chased by a Princess Peach Lover!!! Y/N!!! SAVE ME!!!!

Then Mario soon fell off the ledge and was woken by an intense shock wave that was caused by the doctor that Y/n called, and he is using a defibrillator to snap him out of dream and that his own heart had stopped while he was sleeping.

Dr. Healer: Ahh! Back from the dead and healthy as ever!

Y/n: Thanks for helping my friend out, Dr. Healer.

Dr. Healer: You're welcome, my friend. Always there to help for those in need, unlike the other medics that lose their medical liscense.

Bowser: Well, it's a good thing you still have yours, otherwise you might end up in the streets.

Dr. Healer: Exactly. That's why I learned all the things to become a great doctor and use my mad science skills to invent any machine that can save people's lives.

Mario: What the hell happened and how did I end up here?

Y/n: Well, while you were sleeping, me and Bowser took you to the hospital to meet my friend, Dr. Healer and he managed to cure you from the effects of those mushrooms you ate.

Dr. Healer: Yes sir and you should be ok as long as you don't consume any more of those mushrooms.

Mario: I read you loud and clear, doc. Thanks for the help by the way.

Dr. Healer: No problem and don't worry about paying for the treatment, Y/n had already paid it through his insurance.

Mario: Really?

Y/n: Yep. Dr. Healer always treats his patients with the utmost care and respect.

Dr. Healer: That's right and I hope that Yoshi gets what he deserved for what he did to your friend Mario.

Y/n: Oh, don't worry. I'm pretty sure that he'll get punished by Peach once she finds the message that I left out for her on the roof.

Mario: What did you wrote on the roof, Y/n?

Y/n: Oh, just a friendly note that's all. (Chuckles)

-Back at the Castle-

After Peach went on top of the roof of her castle to enjoy the nice view while reading a book, she was shocked to find a pool of Mario's puke and found the message that Y/n wrote on the wall that said, "Yoshi was here!", which caused the princess to go capture Yoshi and when she did manage to get the green dinosaur that stuff those mushrooms into Mario's throat that caused him to get sick and have nightmares, she forced him to clean up the mess that Mario made and will kill him if he doesn't clean up everything that Mario made after eating all of those mushrooms.

Peach: And make sure to get every last drop of that vomit and you're not gonna leave until the whole roof is sparkly clean!

Yoshi: Fine! *Muttering* Stupid Mario and his friend that got me in trouble.

Remember kids, never take drugs!

END OF EPISODE 2

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 3