Number 20, B.

Erika: I'm what the Victorians would call a "vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature".

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Random Background Character(RBC): *Sitting alone in the dark, staring at a wall.*

RBC: Sometimes I forget I'm even alive.

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Makoto, trying to bake: C'MON, YOU GOT THIS! RISE UP LITTLE CAKE, YOU CAN BECOME AMAZING! YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU!

Aria, looking to the camera like it's the Office:

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Chi-Chan: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.

Chi-Chan: When it hits the exact corner I can produce one coherent thought.

Tipsy: Translation?

Sacchan: "My brain is a DVD screensaver and I can have a good mind thing when it hits the corner."

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Ryu: I was feelin' okay, but then I remembered what tomorrow is.

Kouki: Another day without her.

Ryu: I was just gonna say Monday, but that works too.

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Lucien: No offense, but heelies are the work of the devil.

Lucien: Every time I use them, I crash into a mailbox.

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Samantha: What's that smell?

Tipsy: Fresh air!

Samantha: I don't like it.

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April: You do the hokey pokey and you turn it all around, and at the end of the day, that's just what it's all about.

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Kia: I would do anything for your happiness, you precious puppy.

Justice: Would you love yourself?

Kia: Don't push it, pupper.

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Luna: You're like, my favorite Libra out there.

Oliver: What?

Luna: You're my Libro.

Oliver: Stop.

Luna: ;)

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Holly: I'm many things, but a logical thinker isn't one.

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Velvet: Are you... Okay?

Piro: Don't ask stupid questions, Velv.

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Lucien, at 2 in the morning: Jumping out of the window is just short-term skydiving.

Ren: Please just go to sleep.

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Luna: You know, Whispers can be real aggressive, so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Luna, blowing an airhorn in Piro's face: GET FLUFFED.

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Emma: You mean, you... Really like me? Like, like like me?

Ruth, signing: What? Like it's hard?

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Radio: I want you whipped into shape, when I say jump say "how high?" You know you're doing it right when you start to cry.

Trust: oh great! I've cried seven times in the last three days, I'm nailing this!

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Lucien, after some kind of headcannoned awakening: I always thought I was homo-lingual. Turns out I'm bi.

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[Remember that one AU where Tipsy's a literal dog and Samantha's the dog owner? No? Okay-]

Samantha, gasping: Dog... Culture...

Samantha: Dog owner culture is...

Samantha: One sec, I can't f*ckin breathe just give me a...

Samantha: *Takes a deep breath*

Samantha: Dog owner culture is chasing your Eskimo around the Laboratory's courtyard in your underwear for twenty f*ucking minutes 'cause he stole an avocado from your counter and you're afraid he'll choke on the pit. F*ck....

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Daiki, eating his fourteen packs of Scooby-Doo fruit flavored gummies before his first day on the job: I'm gonna be so good at solvin' cases!

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Peter, after seeing Justice once: Do you think when a normal dog sees a police dog it thinks 'oh shit a cop'?

Xavier:

Xavier: Peter, what the actual hell?

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Emine: Woah, you're so tall! What can you see from up there?

Ryu: The guy a couple yards away goin' bald.

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Pearl: Where's Luna?

Piro, sarcastically: It is raining outside. Perhaps, she melted?

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Someone: 911! Help! There's someone in my house!

Daiki, already putting on his coat: I AM ON MY WAY!

Minoru: THIS ISN'T YOUR LINE OF WORK, DUMB@$$!

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Tipsy: I was arrested for being too cool!

Samantha: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

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Ryu: I wasn't implying anything. Except that I have amazing calves. That was heavily implied.

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Lucien: You made an entire fan account...Dedicated to...My dimples?

Fuzuki, hiding her phone and nervously sweating: Whaaaaatttt...? Nooooooo...

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Head Scientist back at the Labs: Gentle reminder to do your research before it gets too late.

Samantha: No.

Head Scientist: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

Samantha: Word. Singular.

Head Scientist: I want nothing more than to throw you directly into the flames of Hell.

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Someone: What's your favorite piece of art?

Ace, pointing to Chuu from across the room: My girlfriend.

Also:

Me: Ryu's the only character I actively try to draw as buff, but he just ends up looking like kid in a trench coat with potatoes taped to his arms because I can't draw muscles-

*Slapped*