Another literal interpretation :) and today we have vampires! You knew we were going to get to vampires, right? 🎃

Is This a Dagger I See Before Me

"If you get blood on these sheets I will be seriously pissed."

"That's all you have to day?" Jen sounded incredulous. "This is a real silver dagger, I'm going to end your reign of evil."

"Not with that, you're not. You have vampires and werewolves mixed up. Plus I'm not evil."

"You drink blood."

"So? You drink tea and I could go on about the exploitation of local economies and workforces."

"You kill people!"

"No I don't."

"I saw you with that girl, you were biting her, and she was gone in the morning."

"She had an early class!"

"Oh..."

Thank you so much for stopping by, I hope today's drabble made you smile. Ah, the troubles of being a vampire, we can only imagine ;). See you tomorrow.