*Smaug_the_terrible has posted:*

Hey guys!! I have Facebook toooooo!!! Who wants to see me breathing fire on Facebook??? ME!!

Comments:

 Bofur_the_funny: I would love to! Oh wait, NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOU BURN ANOTHER CITY, YOU MONSTER!!!

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Thorin_King_under_the_mountain: YOU ARE DEAD!!!

Bard_the_Bowman: YES!! I KILLED YOU SMAUG!!!

Thorin_King_under_the_mountain: Yeah, thanks for that by the way!

Bard_the_Bowman: I was just protecting my city and familiy!

Thorin_King_under_the_mountain: Whatever....

Smaug_the_terrible: Sorry I interrupt you two, but: MY FIRE IS EXCELENT! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE TO SEE IT? IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL, THAT ED SHEERAN WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT!!!

Ed_Sheeran: The song isn't about the beauty of your fire, it is about the desolation you make with it!! It is about how you lose everything again, about the brave dwarves, who are a big familiy, they only have each other left! It is emotional!! SO IT ISN'T ABOUT THE FACT YOUR FIRE IS HOT!!!

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Bilbo_Baggins: @Ed_Sheeran: I really love your song!! I am totally going to rock it on the karaoke party this friday!! 'I see fire!!'

WatsonTheHobbit: I thaught it was Fangirl Friday!! :'(

Kili_the_cute: What???

Aeryl_Greenleaf: NOTHING!!

Legolas_Greenleaf: Who are you??

WatsonTheHobbit: AERYL YOU ARE NOT IN THIS CHAPTER YET!! WAIT FOR MY SIGN, JUST LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS!!!

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Smaug_the_terrible: Eh... guys I am still here!!

Bard_the_Bowman: Just be and stay dead, thank you!!!

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Smaug_the_terrible: That really isn't nice you know!!

Bofur_the_funny: hahahahah that is exactly why he said that! hahaha

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*Bofur_the_funny has posted: *

I just saw Fili and Kili swimming in a lake with 2 other girls....

comments:

Thorin_King_under_the_mountain: FILI??? KIL???: WHAT??? ARE YOU TWO DATING GIRLS WITHOUT ME MEETING THEM???

Kili_the_cute: Thanks Bofur! NOT

Bofur_the_funny: Thorin, you should be very proud! Your two little nephews have grown up!! They know what sarcasm is and they are in love for the first time!!

Fili_the_blond_braid_haired_dwarf: Whut??? I am not in love!!!

Kili_the_cute: Fili!! He just said we are grown up so don't you deny it!!! But you really are by the way!!

Fili_the_blond_braid_haired_dwarf: Okay... Wait, Kili, I am not!!!

Kili_the_cute: yes you areeeee!!!

Fili_the_blond_braid_haired_dwarf: What about you and Elaenor than??

Kili_the_cute: SHUT UP!!!

WatsonTheHobbit: Kili, don't scream to your brother, scream it to the world!! You are in love with me, I can see it!!! ~Elaenor

Kili_the_cute: er... blush blush....

WatsonTheHobbit: Ahw you are Kili-ing me with that smile!! **blushblush**

Kili_the_cute: Thanks **Kissyou!!** that song isn't that bad you know! It's from 1D!!

Bofur_the_funny: hang on a second!! 1. Fili: yes you are in love! 2. Kili and Elaenor the cute couple <3   3.Elaenor, that is funny!! #kili-ing, you have got more of that?? 4. KILI DO YOU LISTEN TO 1D WHAT????

Fili_the_blond_braid_haired_dwarf: SHUT UP ABOUT ME BEING IN LOVE!!

WatsonTheHobbit: @Kili, I agree, nice song!! ;)  @Bofur: er... yep, wait a minute and I will tell you more!!

Kili_the_cute: I had to listen to them from Elaenor and Aeryl, and their other friends... So now it is stuck in my head.... WHERE ARE THOSE MISTY MOUNTAINS?? #song!!

Bofur_the_funny: wahahahahahahaha Elaenor, how did you get him so far??

WatsonTheHobbit: MAGIC!!!! okay, for some dwarfs here are your lines for your valentines:

Bofur: I hope you have a lovely valentine's day, I really do!!

Fili: You give me the "Fili's" / You give me Fili-ings!

Nori: Your my star! (because your hair is in a star shape, you understand?? haha)

Bilbo: You Sting me with your love!/ I love you as much as second breakfast!/ You have burgled my heart!!/ You took an Unexpected Jouney to my heart!

Kili: I have been hit by Cupid's arrow(in Kili's knee!!)/ It is Kili-ing me to know what you'd think: would you be my valentine?/ Our love is as big as parasites!!

Gandalf: Love is never late, nor is it early. It arrivés precisely when it means to! (@reader: You know, from LOTR!!)

 Dori: I think you are a-Dori-ble!                          hahaha You already used this one!!

Fili&Kili: We lost the ponies, because our eyes were on you!!/ Hot dwarfs at your service!

Thorin: Will you be my key to Erebor?/ Would you join my company?

For one of the dwarfs: If there is a card, there mst be a Valentine!!

Gosh, that is enough for now Bofur!! ;)

Bofur_the_funny: wow, that is a lot!!

Kili_the_cute: I have got many lines!!

Bilbo_Baggins: me 2!!

Thorin_King_under_the_mountain: wow, did you just make that up??  Wait, so Kili and Fili are... finally grown up!!! Okay, friday night: party in Erebore!!

.......: Okay!! I will be there!!

Thorin_King_under_the_mountain: er... who are you??

WatsonTheHobbit: ...... I told you, not yet!! @Thorin: nothing is wrong, never mind!! ehehe **blushblush**

Fili_the_blond_braid_haired_dwarf: Ow Durin, that is really strange... all those lines...^^^^

Bofur_the_funny: Fili, why is your name so freaking long?? make it shorter!!

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Fili_the_blond_braid_haired_dwarf has changed his name into: Fili_the_cool!

comments:

Fili_the_cool!: Better??

Bofur_the_funny: No... hahaha

Fili_the_cool!: HA HA that is soooo funny Bofur -,-

Bofur_the_funny: DUH I AM FUNNY

Kili_the_cute: er.. @Bofur: sarcasm!! But Fili: it is better now!!

Fili_the_cool!: Thnx bro!

Gandalf_the_Grey: 'Thanks brother' Is the correct form mister dwarf!

Fili_the_cool!: Whatever, I am cool now!

Kili_the_cute: er... no...

Bofur_the_funny: hahaha indeed Kili! Fili, you aren't cool ,  so change your name again!!

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Fili_the_cool! has changed his name into: Fili_hates_Smaug

comments:

Smaug_the_terrible: WHUT?????? I THAUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!

Fili_hates_Smaug: we aren't friends, we never have been friends, we will never be friends!!

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Smaug_the_terrible: Oh you are soooo dead!!

Bofur_the_funny: No, actually you are! hahahahahahahahahahahah

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Bofur_the_funny: And Bofur strikes again with the funniest comment on Facebook EVER!!!

Kili_the_cute: Yes,......

Fili_hates_Smaug: ...indeed!!

Bofur_the_funny: Ah... thanks guys!

Fili_hates_Smaug: Sarcasm!!

Kili_the_cute: hahaha!!!

Bofur_the_funny: Thorin, I am proud of your little nephews: they are using sarcasm!! :')

Thorin_King_under_the_mountain: Thanks Bofur!!

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Smaug_the_terrible has posted:

I AM FIRE, I AM DEATH! FEAR ME!!!

comments:

Bofur_the_funny: no

Smaug_the_terrible: Why not?

Bofur_the_funny has logged off

Smaug_the_terrible: OH COME ON!!

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Smaug_the_terrible has posted:

WHERE ARE YOU????? IM GONNA FIND YOU ALL!!! IM COMING!!!

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So, this chapter was really strange.... Okay.... next chapter: THE FANGIRLS STRIKE AGAIN!!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S SO EXITING!!! ~WatsonTheHobbit OUT!!