Cast

Dush - Majin
King - Unused

[Season 2 Episode 3]

Dush: Damn it's really been awhile, huh?

King: Yea it really has been.

Dush: How long has it been since like you and I have both been in this little like room of ours? What is this place?

King: Just a room we painted...or have I don't know...it's been here though.

Dush: Why did we do this? Like what was the reason behind making this? I don't understand.

King: I think it was for like ambiguity sake cuz you know like cuz the show doesn't really take place anywhere or anytime..it's just us talking...so I guess like where we are doesn't really matter.

Dush: I see...

He was quiet for a bit until he started speaking... since he just realized how stupid it was.

Dush: That's really stupid.

King: I mean yeah but at the same time it's understandable ..I mean let's be honest here.....I mean like the writing we have isn't that good on this show.....to be honest. (nervous)

Dush: What do you mean the writing isn't that good? There is not writing. There is no script, King. We just sit down and start talking.

King: Why don't we make a script!! That would make the episodes a little better wouldnt it?

Dush: King, writing a script for this show is like asking the creators of Family Guy to suddenly start having a narrative and a main villain that got kicked out by the end of the series. We have been acting stupid for, so long that suddenly trying to take things more seriously wouldn't work. Some people don't like this show because it lacks a script. Some people really like it for that same reason. That's why it's best to keep the show as a sort of improv bit instead of trying to add a script to it. It wouldn't work with a script it's not trying to be anything grand. It's just for fun no real effort is being put in... besides the art. Of course what I'm trying to say is reading off of a script wouldn't be the same as just making stuff up on the spot.

King: Dush....everything you just said is written out so you can read it.

A screen is shown with the script of what Dush just said.

Dush: I cannot believe you just sold me out like that.

King: Yea it sucks to suck man....deal with it.

Dush: Alright whatever, well in other-

King stares at the camera with white eyes as he was staring he began to start talking directly at the fourth wall.

King: "Image Down Below" I hate you haters...... do you guys understand me... do you hear me...I dislike you....and I hate that you guys complain that no story you want is done and you unfollow the creators...you do it because you think your more important....... I hate you.....make your own stories then...you guy's hateful attitudes are like dirt beneath my feet.... I hate y'all haters.....with every fiber in my body...

Eventually everything was back to normal on the show.

Dush: ...news another train derailed, so that's pretty cool. Um... I think the Eiffel Tower turned into a rocket and then flew directly into the sun which is kinda surprising and uh... well that's pretty much it. Not much interesting stuff has been going on.

King: Hopefully our budget gets higher so we can do more with the show...cuz as it is now it's not as interesting as it once was.

Dush: Yeah that's fair... that's understandable. Maybe when we get a bigger budget we can do a bunch more crazy, but as it is now it's just us and a table.

King: All day long!

Dush: All day long.

King: ....yeah...

Silence for a little bit

King: You know...what? We could talk about...we could talk about ocean pollution.

Dush: WHAT THE  HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!? GET OUT!

End of Season 2 EP 3