"I'm sorry, what did you mean by "lose brain cells"?" Weiss asked in concern.

"Well, it really depends on how well all of you can handle stupidity." Vortech replied.

"I think we made it through Impractical Jokers quite fine." Cinder stated.

"Yes, but this isn't a TV show we'll be watching." Vortech said with a mischievous chuckle. "This an Internet video. Based around funny moments. There are very few rules and regulations as to everything that happens, or is said within the video."

"So, what? Is it like a DustTube video or something?" Yang asked with a raised brow.

"Something like that. In this universe, the platform is known as YouTube." Vortech explained. "And we'll be watching it from the perspective of Roman Torchwick."

"Another universe about me, that quick?" Roman asked with an interested glint.

"It's not about you. It's just from your perspective." Vortech said with an eye roll. "I'm only showing your perspective because it shows more than the other perspectives."

"I'll still take it." Roman quickly replied.

"So what's the video about?" Jaune asked.

"It's a funny moments video based around a video game called Minecraft." Vortech told the audience. "Everything within the game is textured in blocks. You can mine. You can destroy. You can build. You can even fight monsters, which are referred to as mobs in this game."

"I never would have pegged Torchwick of all people as someone who would play a video game." Blake said with a mildly surprised look.

"Can't say I disagree." Roman replied with a shrug.

"Well, then. Why don't we see how you all take to it, Hmm?" Vortech asked as he started up the next universe.

____________________________

The viewing opened up to reveal a blocky, video game-esq setting where blocky video game avatars all stood inside of a room with many books and bookshelves with an ornately patterned red and black carpet.

One of the avatars, a blocky man wearing nothing but white cuffs, white socks, white underwear, and a black and white panda hat—with a glowing purple cape on his back—stood in front of a sign by a lever.

____________________________

"Wow. Everything really does look blocky." Penny said.

"It's a different game design choice." Ruby observed, unsure of how she was taking to the look. "Most games are modeled to look as real as they can with their characters."

"I think it looks fun." Nora said with a smile. "Gives it a nice and refreshing cartoony look."

Emerald squinted her eyes at the screen before raising one of them with a hint of being perturbed at the sight. "Is that guy only dressed in underwear and a hat?"

"That's an odd avatar design choice." Mercury commented.

"What individual would have their character dressed in such a ludicrous way?" Weiss asked as she crossed her arms.

____________________________

"Just read it." Spoke an unknown female voice, one that came from the avatar dressed in black pants, red shoes, and a red and white jacket over a black shirt while wearing an owl head, telling the panda man to read the sign.

"Pull for knowledge." The panda man read, revealing himself to be none other than Klein Sieben.

____________________________

Immediately, Weiss and Winter widened their eyes.

"Klein?!" Weiss asked in shock. "That's his character?"

"Who's Klein?" Ruby asked.

"He's our family's butler." Weiss explained, still trying to overcome her initial shock. "He's been with us since Winter was born."

"Ooh. What's he like?" Ruby asked with an intrigued glint.

"Well... I would definitely describe him as a colorful individual." Weiss said as she thought of the image of Klein with a smile. "He's very kind and helpful. Though he does have some varying personalities. Sometimes it feels as if he has the mind of seven people inside his head."

"So what's his DustTuber name? Or I guess YouTuber, in this case." Yang asked Vortech.

"He refers to himself as BigJigglyPanda." Vortech said. "He currently sits at one point nine-million subscribers with one point one thousand videos."

Yang whistled a bit with an impressed look.

"Oh, yeah. I guess that hat does look like a panda head." Jaune said as he looked at Klein's character model.

"I never would have ever expected Klein to play video games and make internet videos." Winter said with an owlish look.

"You're confused about your butler, I'm confused on who the owl-headed chuck is." Roman said as he found himself drawn to her voice. "I don't know why, but she sounds so unfamiliar, yet at the same time, almost familiar to me. I can't place it."

"She doesn't sound like anyone I know." Ruby said with a tilted head. "Though her voice does remind of the woman who sang that song that I was listening to when Torchwick and his goons first ran into me."

"I can't say I know anyone with that voice either." Ozpin admitted. "And I've known a lot of people over my life."

"I'm drawing blanks as well." Ironwood said with a shrug.

"It's no one from within the White Fang." Sienna said.

"This is so weird." Roman said with narrowed eyes of confusion.

Meanwhile, Neo squinted her eyes at the screen, landing them at the owl-headed woman. She had the same feeling as Roman did, yet for her it felt more recognizable. Still, she couldn't place it either.

____________________________

Klein turned around to the other after reading this. "Well, I do that every night."

"All right everybody-Haha!" The owl-headed woman began to speak before laughing at Klein's joke along with a few others.

____________________________

Once more, Weiss and Winter widened their eyes. Both of our surprise and shock at the joke Klein had just made.

In the meantime, several within the audience couldn't help but chuckle at the joke.

"Wow, Weiss. I didn't know your butler was that revealing of a guy." Yang told her teammate while trying to hold back her chuckling.

"I can't believe what my ears just heard Klein say." Weiss uttered with befuddled eyes. "He has never said anything so crude like that before."

"Especially in his more friendly tone." Winter said with her eyes glued to the screen.

"Hehehe. That was a good one." Mercury said while laughing a bit.

"Speaking from experience?" Emerald asked after she gave her own chuckle at the joke.

"I speak of the experience every guy has gone through at some point in his life." Mercury replied with a shrugging smirk.

"Like I'd ever let Ren have do something like that. He has me." Nora thought to herself before blushing a bit and trying to change the track her mind was going down. "Or, you know, whatever woman comes into Ren's life that he falls in love with. Doesn't have to be anyone specific..."

"I can safely say Jaune has yet to do that." Pyrrha thought as she glanced over to said young Arc, who had been laughing a bit at Klein's joke. "It's hard to... relieve yourself when you share a room with four people. Especially when half of them are girls. I doubt he could even do something like that with how many sisters he had to live with."

"Pull for knowledge every night." Qrow repeated while chuckling. "Ain't that the truth?"

"Dude, gross." Tai told Qrow with a chuckle.

"Oh, like you're innocent." Qrow shot back with an eye roll.

"Okay, suddenly this joke is making me head things through I don't want to head." Ruby said with a disturbed look.

"Join the club." Weiss said with a shake of her head.

____________________________

Klein pulled the lever, opening a section of the bookshelves to reveal a secret room lit by torches.

""Ooh."" Came the various voices of those in the group as they all walked into the room. The combination of voices sounding relative to Emerald Sustrai, Jaune Arc, Glynda Goodwitch, and Taiyang Xiao Long.

____________________________

"Ooh, secret entrance." Nora said with stars in her eyes.

"Okay, that was kind of neat." Ruby said with interest.

"Wait a minute... did I hear my voice among everyone in the group?" Glynda asked with surprise.

"I think I heard mine too." Tai said with a similar look.

"I definitely heard mine." Emerald said with a raised brow.

"Me too." Jaune said with a raised hand, though not without furrowing his eyes in uncertainty. "Though something sounded off about my voice."

"Yes. Yes. You're all heard correctly." Vortech told those that heard themselves in the video. "You're all YouTubers in this universe."

"Huh. I never thought I'd make a video with Glynda." Tai said with a surprised voice.

"I never thought I'd make a video with a teacher." Jaune stated.

"Well, you're all adults in this universe." Vortech explained. "And very good friends. For the most part. You've all known each other for around eight years."

"Huh." Jaune said with a surprised look. "I did not expect that. I guess that partially explains my voice sounding a bit off."

____________________________

"Oh, my God." Ilia Amitola spoke from the avatar of a women dressed in a white, black-sleeved shirt with a diamond helmet elytra wings.

"It's telling me to read the knowledge." Klein stated as he walked up to book stand, which held an open book upon it.

"What's it say?" Jaune asked, his voice having an accent to it as his avatar wore an olive green shirt, black pants, a headset over his head, and with a face that held a disturbingly wide and cartoonish mouth.

____________________________

"I'm also a YouTuber?" Ilia asked, unsure how to take this.

"You go by the name fourzer0seven." Vortech told her. "Your subscriber count is one point ninety-seven million with one point one thousand videos."

"Huh." Ilia said with a thoughtful look. "I guess people like me in this universe."

"Hey, what's with my voice?" Jaune asked with a confused look. "Also, why does my character look disturbing?"

"In this universe, you hail from the country of Ireland. Alongside Roman." Vortech explained. "You and him have Irish accents. As for your character... yeah, that wall all your counterpart's idea of making. Don't worry, you're not the only disturbed by his looks. And believe me, this is actually downgraded from how disturbing your character usually looks."

"I shudder to image that face in the flesh." Jaune said with a wince.

"I wouldn't say it's all bad. It's charming, in its own way." Pyrrha said in defense of the character design.

"It's okay, Pyrrha. You don't have to be so modest." Jaune replied to his partner.

"But I'm being truthful." Pyrrha said with a raised brow.

"Oh... uh, okay then." Jaune said, not expecting Pyrrha's response.

____________________________

As he did so, the owl-headed woman, and what the audience could only presume to be Roman Torchwick, given as he had yet to speak—and that it was his video they were watching—both teleported out of the room and outside atop a tree, where they stood upon green beds. It was currently raining.

____________________________

"Wait, did we just teleport?" Roman asked.

"Only you two. You'll understand why in just a minute." Vortech told him.

"How did they teleport?" Ruby asked. "I saw Torchwick put in a code."

"There are three types of teleporting in the online variant of Minecraft: teleporting to spawn, teleporting to other people's location, or teleporting with exact coordinates." Vortech explained to Ruby. "For the first one, wherever you have a bed placed down on, that is your spawn. The second one doesn't need much explanation, and the third one requires you to type in exact coordinates. So a lot of numbers."

"Okay." Ruby replied with a nod of understanding. "So Minecraft's a little more intuitive than I thought."

____________________________

"Doomsday is now active." Klein read.

"Wait, what?!" Taiyang suddenly asked.

"If you are reading this, it means that I already teleported to spawn, to witness the footage." Klein continued to read as Roman tried his best to hide his giggle.

"No!" Glynda shouted.

"Wait!" Emerald shouted as well.

"No!" Taiyang screamed.

"I suggest you do the same. Love Vanoss." Klein finished reading as the others were still in a commotion.

____________________________

"So that's why they teleported away." Yang said with a small chuckle. "They were being sneaky."

"Doomsday?" Cinder asked with an interested look.

"That sounds like it's going to cause a very big mess." Glynda said with a frown.

"It definitely had us all scared, that's for certain." Tai added.

"Well, one thing we can take away from this is that the owl-headed woman might be the YouTuber named Vanoss." Blake pointed out. "Unless that's Torchwick."

"You're right on the first one." Vortech told the cat faunus.

"Vanoss." Ruby repeated tue name. "That's actually a cool name. Like a superhero name."

"Or a villain." Cinder said with a sideways glance.

"I don't know why... but I've suddenly got this horrific feeling with that name." Emerald said with a displeased look.

____________________________

"Oh, God. Oh, God." Emerald spoke in a worried tone as the owl-headed woman gave a chuckle. "Oh, God."

"Well I'm gonna take this book then. Fuck it!" Klein said, prompting the owl-headed woman to laugh.

"Wait, what?" Ilia asked, suddenly realizing the situation they were all in.

"What the fuck?" Jaune asked in confusion.

"What is—?" Glynda began before something shocked her, causing her to scream. "AAH!! What the fuck?!"

"What happened?!" Jaune shouted.

"Oh, no." Emerald spoke with wariness.

"I hear TNT explosions!" Glynda shouted off with an echo as the screen faded to black for a moment, revealing the title of the game they were all playing.

MINECRAFT

____________________________

"Looks like I was about this "Doomsday" being a mess." Glynda said as she held her frown.

"Wow. I don't think I've heard you curse before." Qrow said with a surprised look. "And I'm talking about actual curse words. You didn't even say them during your mean phase."

"I only curse like that whenever I get ticked off." Glynda replied with a stern look. "Besides, I'm around students most of the time. I can't be crude in front of them. Not that I willingly would anyways."

"What's TNT?" Nora suddenly asked, piping up at Glynda's YouTuber counterpart mentioning explosions.

"An explosive made from toluene with a mixture of nitric and sulfuric acids. Turning it into a yellow, odorless solid that are placed inside red sticks that can be lit up by a candle." Vortech explained to Nora. "Wrap the TNT sticks together, and you get a larger explosion."

"Ooh, now I really want to know what this Doomsday thing is." Nora said with a giddy look.

____________________________

2 WEEKS BEFORE DOOMSDAY...

"Alright!" The owl-headed woman shouted as the screen cut back to show her and Roman standing next to each other on a brick road at the foot of a beacon pyramid. "What's up, Roman?"

"Hey. You summoned me to Minecraft." Roman greeted with a similar accent to Jaune's as he spoke to the unknown woman, who had the name: VanossMC over her head.

____________________________

"Huh. I do have an accent here." Roman said with a surprised look.

"What is Vanoss and Mr.Torchwick standing next to?" Ozpin asked with slight interest.

"That is a Beacon. In Minecraft, it is used to give characters powerful upgrades and buffs." Vortech explained. "It takes a lot of work to obtain all of the materials. Mostly with getting the rare item known as the Nether Star, which can only be obtained by killed a Wither."

"What is a Wither?" Cinder asked.

"Imagine, if you will, a charcoaled skeleton with a wide rib cage, no arms, nor legs, has three menacing heads with glowing white eyes, and can fly." Vortech described the undead mob, giving everyone a mental image of it.

"That sounds more disturbing than the rare Apathy Grimm." Port said with a perturbed look.

"Harder to kill too." Vortech added. "Though unlike most mobs in Minecraft, Wither's don't spawn in by themselves. The players who seek the achievement of slaying the Wither and collecting the Nether Star must summon it using four blocks of soul sand in a t-shape, and three wither skeleton skulls atop it."

"A how to guide on making your own terrifying video game boss." Yang remarked with a straight look. "Awesome."

____________________________

"It's just you and I-yes that's right, because you're Jesus... in this server." Vanoss told Roman.

Roman then started to angelically vocalize in response to this.

____________________________

Roman and Neo couldn't help but chuckle a bit at Roman's YouTuber counterpart vocalizing as if he were a god.

"So why's Torchwick like this Jesus guy in the server?" Jaune asked.

"Because he created the server. Roman Torchwick has the ability to make the majority of the physical changes in the server." Vortech answered Jaune. "Such as resetting the server back by a certain time frame."

"So if someone makes something, I could reset the server, and effectively unmake it without much effort?" Roman asked with a smile. "That sounds fun."

"Not for the person who was building something." Tai replied with a deadpan look.

____________________________

"So-so today I'm gonna show you a grand tour of... my progress so far." Vanoss started.

"Yeah." Roman said, ushering her to elaborate.

"On the Doomsday tunnel." Vanoss finished her explanation.

"Okay. Alright." Roman replied.

"I like to call it that because, uh, you know, one day I'm just gonna blow up everybody's house. At the same time." Vanoss stated as she looked over to her friends' houses, which were all hard-worked on, and took a long time to make for each of them.

____________________________

"So that's what Doomsday is." Ruby said.

"From the sounds at the beginning of the video, it worked." Ilia said with a frown.

"So this video is going to be about how Torchwick and Vanoss set things up for Doomsday, all the way up to Doomsday?" Emerald asked.

"Couldn't have said better myself." Vortech told Emerald. "Well... I could, but I've been told that I need to be more humble at times. Like that's going to do much."

"Thanks." Emerald dryly replied to him.

"Blowing up all our houses." Jaune shook his head with a frown. "That's despicable."

"I'd imagine that would be a lot of hard work being blown up as well." Ren added in.

"Well, maybe if I feel humble enough, I'll end up resetting everything before they're all destroyed." Roman slyly smirked with a shrug. "Maybe."

____________________________

"Including mine?" Roman asked.

"Hehe. Probably. Yes." Vanoss responded with a chuckle.

"Okay. I'm down. Okay." Roman answered with a nod.

____________________________

"Mutually assured destruction." Cinder surmised. "Complete chaos."

"I guess it's only fair." Roman said with a shrug. "Though if my house actually looks nice, I might be a little peeved."

____________________________

"So, basically, what I wanted to do was create a huge underground tunnel, like a system that leads to everyone's house. And you could get to the tunnel, and you could leave the tunnel from everyone's house." Vanoss explained her plan. "But, it's all secret entrances. This footage might not be useful until we actually—you know—."

"Oh, hehehehe." Roman chuckled. "Alright."

"Reveal it to other people." Vanoss continued. "Like, we might be sitting in this for like a year."

"Yeah." Roman said. "Until—."

*ABOUT 2 WEEKS*

____________________________

"Her plan is very intricate." Ironwood remarked. "Chaotic, but it is a video game. So it won't really be anything bad, per se."

"Tell that to our counterparts." Tai replied to Ironwood. "Gamers can get really serious about their stuff. Especially if hard work is put into it."

"Secret entrances into everyone's house that all converge in an underground tunnel." Cinder mused in her mind. "So long as they truly are secret, Vanoss's plan should go off without a hitch. It's a shame I couldn't implement secret entrances into my plan, but time is of the essence... one I hope doesn't run short with how long we'll all be under Vortech's watch."

____________________________

"But, uh, yeah, like for now we might just want to use it to get from one place to another in secrecy—." Vanoss continued.

"Mhmm." Roman nodded.

"Without blowing stuff up. And then one day we can blow stuff up—or we could just do it slowly. It's up to us. We can just—you know." Vanoss said, prompting Roman to snort as he held back a chuckle. "Just basically annoying people. We just wanna be annoying to everybody. And-and-without them knowing, so..."

____________________________

"Now there's a question to be answered." Qrow said after having taken a swing of his flask. "What's worse: someone destroying stuff because they're evil, or someone destroying stuff just to be dick?"

"Deep thoughts with Qrow Branwen." Vortech remarked. "You should write a book."

"He should probably label it drunken thoughts." Winter snidely commented with a schooled face.

"If it gets me paid, maybe I will." Qrow pointed a finger at Winter. "And you're not getting any royalties for the title suggestion."

"Back to the question, I might argue that the second option is worse." Ren said, finding interest in Qrow's question.

"You're actually taking this serious?" Weiss asked with a raised brow.

"I find that the question has a deeper meaning than what it all ready asks." Ren explained. "For instance, someone destroying something because they're evil, may be the result of hatred and anger that had been twisted and corrupted over time. With someone destroying something just to be annoying may show that they do not care for their actions, nor do they care about the repercussions of them either, effectively making them psychopaths."

"Hmm. Quite the interesting theory, Mr. Ren." Oobleck told the ninja boy with a nod.

Most of the students, and a few of the adults, looked towards Ren with a stunned look at how he broke down Qrow's question.

"Huh... you actually got me to consider one of Uncle Qrow's weird questions that he asks when he's drunk." Ruby told Ren with a dumbfounded look.

"That kid could do well as philosophy teacher." Tai said as he looked at Ren.

"Lie Ren has shown to be one of Beacon's far more open-minded students." Ozpin said with a small and humored smile.

"That's Renny for you. Always thinking about the tough questions." Nora said as she crossed her arms and confidently nodded.

____________________________

"But we are gonna blow up—." Roman began as he and Vanoss started walking up a stairway where the brick load led to.

"Alright." Vanoss said as the two of them walked.

"But don't worry, we are gonna blow up everyone's house." Roman said to his potential viewers.

"Exactly." Vanoss told Roman as she began to lead him onward. "Come here. Come here. I gotta start the tour from the top."

"Okay." Roman said as Vanoss led him to her very tall treehouse, which had many, many wooden stairs surrounding it like a pyramid.

____________________________

"That is a very tall treehouse." Penny observed. "And it's very fitting for Vanoss's bird-themed head."

"Why are there so many stairs, though?" Mercury asked in confusion.

"Maybe Vanoss has some weird stair fetish." Emerald replied to her partner.

"It does give the building a further sense of symmetry." Cinder commented. "Even if it isn't needed."

____________________________

"We're gonna go to the front door." Vanoss said as she led Roman down a fenced stairwell as they passed a chicken pen before they made their way to a wooden door surrounded by torches.

"So this, right here, is my awesome... basement." Vanoss said as she opened the doors to her quote unquote "basement."

"Wow." Roman said as he entered into the basement, looking through the scattered bookshelves that held signs beside them which read: "knowledge."

"Actually-actually it's a garage." Vanoss reiterated.

"Knowledge." Roman read the sign as he looked over to Vanoss.

"You-you like my setup? It's pretty sick right? Pretty sick." Vanoss asked Roman as she showed him a red bed adjacent to to two stoves, a crafting table, and two chests.

____________________________

"Pretty basic is more like it." Roman remarked. "I can't say a couple of bookshelves and a bed are much to look at. I much prefer the room that everyone was in at the beginning of the video."

"I think the bookshelves are a nice touch." Blake voiced her opinion.

"What are the other things in Vanoss's basement? I think I'm seeing two chests and two stoves." Jaune said as he squinted his eyes at the screen. "I don't know what in between them."

"That is a crafting table. The name should be very self-explanatory." Vortech told Jaune.

"I see." Jaune said with a nod of understanding. "So from the sounds of things, Vanoss currently has her basement filled with the bare essentials. Not too bad."

____________________________

"Yeah. You've got everything you need." Roman said as he looked over the area, causing Vanoss to chuckle. "Wow."

"Alright. Come here. Come here." Vanoss told Roman as she led him through a wooden gate inside the basement.

"Take one of those." Vanoss tossed out a mining cart from his inventory as she and Roman now stood at the foot of a mining railway.

"Okay." Roman said as he grabbed the mining cart.

"Are you ready to go on this damn tour?" Vanoss asked as she spawned her own mining cart onto the railway.

"Yep." Roman answered as he spawned his mining cart right behind her.

"Follow me." Vanoss said as her mining cart started to go up.

"Oh, is this a different train track?" Roman asked as he and Vanoss drove up the track, which spiraled up to the main house of Vanoss's treehouse.

____________________________

"Oh, a track system that leads up the treehouse?" Jaune asked with an impressed look. "Now that's awesome."

"Looks like Vanoss took the fun route when making a way to get up to her treehouse." Nora said with a thumbs up. "I approve."

"It's a bit rustic, and that's probably some of the best you can do in this game, but it does look really fun." Ruby agreed with Nora's sentiment.

"Okay. We're definitely getting better with the tour." Roman said with a nod at the tracks that spiraled upward.

____________________________

"It-it connects to the same one." Vanoss answered Roman. "There's like a switch on the track. Yeah, I did some fucking research. Yeah, I-I watch seven-year-old Minecraft videos. I-I watch them. I learn my shit."

"Did you-wait you mean?" Roman began to ask.

"I-I listen, I to twelve-year-olds, who are probably twenty-six now." Vanoss stuttered a bit as she spoke.

"You made a system—you made—Hehaha!" Roman tried to speak before chuckling at Vanoss's comment.

____________________________

This has elicited a round of chuckles and giggles from most of the audience.

"Twelve-year-olds who now twenty-six." Yang said in between chuckling. "Nice meta joke."

"It's kind of funny when adults have to learn from kids on how to do stuff." Ruby said with a giggle.

"So given the joke, I assume Minecraft is an older game?" Glynda asked Vortech after chuckling a bit.

"About nine and half years old." Vortech answered. "This video was made during a resurgence of Minecraft gameplay videos."

"When it comes to DustTube, everyone does make videos on what's popular at the time." Blake said with a humored smile from Vanoss's joke. "It sounds like the same goes for YouTube, apparently."

____________________________

Vanoss and Roman had finally gotten to the top of the former's treehouse, which was quite large and spacious, having a fenced off balcony, black and yellow tiles handing from the walls, a painting of a Creeper over a door, and a small aviary that held a cockatoo in it.

"Alright, so look at this. Look at the renovation." Vanoss told Roman.

"Wow!" Roman said with an impressed tone as he looked over more of the treehouse, seeing that the roof was clear with snow tiles and torches on it.

"You like it? Not bad?" Vanoss asked as she walked around.

"Not bad at all." Roman said a he continued to look around, passing an Ender chest as did. "You've impressed me, so far."

____________________________

"It will say the glass roof with the balcony is a nice touch." Roman said. "And the cockatoo."

"One the best things about a treehouse is that you can make it however you want it." Ruby said with a proud smile. "I remember having an entire sketch drawn out for a treehouse that I wanted Dad to build for me."

"What happened with it?" Jaune asked her.

"We had it built, but an accident happened with Yang's semblance, and it was mostly destroyed." The answer came from Taiyang.

"What's the story with that?" Blake asked.

"A squirrel got in my hair and disheveled it." Yang explained with an annoyed look. "I chased it around, and ended up wrecking Ruby's treehouse. I ended up paying her back by making a baker's dozen batch of cookies."

"Best apology gift ever." Ruby said, putting her arms behind her head with a satisfied smile.

____________________________

"Listen-listen! We've barely gotten to anything! And you're already impressed." Vanoss proclaimed to Roman.

Roman responded with a light laugh. "Yeah-HeHah. We have not scratched the surface."

____________________________

"Well, what are you two dilly-dallying for? Get to it." Roman spoke towards the screen.

'Scratch the surface already.' Neo signed with an expectant look.

____________________________

"Alright. Come here." Vanoss motioned for Roman, who was currently looking through a chest filled with mining carts.

"Yeah?" Roman asked.

"What-what you're gonna wanna do—." Vanoss began.

"There's more." Roman said with intrigue.

"Stand right here." Vanoss said as she walked over to the chest Roman was just at.

"Where is it? Where is it?" Roman asked in an excited tone.

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up." Vanoss told Roman to quiet down. "Alright. All I can say is hold on to your... tities."

Vanoss then promptly activated a hidden button, opening up a small door below her as she then fell down.

"Heh...hahaha." Roman quietly wheezed a bit.

"Goodbye, motherfucker." Vanoss told Roman.

____________________________

"Now we're talking." Roman smirked with a nod.

"She made a secret entrance out of her floor!" Nora spoke with godly excitement.

"That's a long way down." Tai said with a whistle.

"It may be impressive for a video game, it would be very impractical in real life, given the height of Vanoss's treehouse." Sienna spoke her observation.

"Wait, does this game have fall damage?" Ruby asked as she turned to Vortech.

"Very much so." Vortech nodded.

"Then won't Vanoss die from the fall?" Ruby asked.

"You'll see." Vortech told her as he pointed his staff at the screen.

____________________________

Roman then walked up to the same chest, activating the button. As he fell down, he began to speak to Vanoss.

"You wanna know a funny truth, Vanoss, about this, uh—."

When Roman had gotten to the bottom he had smacked against a blue block, causing him to die.

YOU DIED!
TehTerroriser fell from a high place
Score: 18442

"HeHahahah!" Vanoss laughed at her friend's misfortune. "Hahaha!"

____________________________

Immediately, everyone started laughing at the slapstick comedy that befall Roman's YouTube counterpart. Even those more composed such as Cinder, Glynda, Winter, and Sienna all laughed as well.

"It-it was so sudden." Jaune said in between his laughter.

"He just went smack against the floor!" Mercury shouted as he laughed.

"Some of the best comedy is the kind you don't see coming." Yang said as she wiped away a tear.

"That was a thing of beauty." Tai said in his laughter.

"I can't say I've ever laughed this much before." Pietro said with his hands on his stomach as he chuckle.

"I agree, father." Penny said as she giggled. "It was quite humorous."

"What the hell, man?" Roman asked, though he too was laughing.

"Vanoss's laugh is just making it worse." Ruby said as she giggled uncontrollably.

"It sounds cute with an apologetic tone to it." Weiss said as she tried to reel in her laughter. "Yet it still has a mischievous glint to it."

Neo silently giggled next to her boss with a hand to her mouth. As she giggled, she couldn't help but focus on Vanoss's laughter, finding something very familiar about the tone that she couldn't place yet. Maybe hearing it more would yield results as to who Vanoss is.

"So anyways..." Roman started to calm down from laughing. "I call myself Terroriser on YouTube?"

"TheGamingTerroriser, to be exact." Vortech said as he chuckled as well. "You have three point eighty-one million subscribers and one point five thousand videos."

"Nice." Roman said with a chuckle. "Seems I'm thus far the guy with the most subscribers in the group."

____________________________

"I hate my life." Roman said with an amused sigh as Vanoss continued to laugh. "Funny, isn't it? Heheh."

"It's even funnier what I replaced it with." Vanoss said as Roman respawned.

Roman, who was now in the hidden area Vanoss had fallen down into, looked to see what he fell on.

"Hahah!" Vanoss laughed.

"Oh, my God. What?" Roman asked in surprise as he looked at blue blocks as Vanoss continued to laugh. "You asshole! What is that? Ice?"

"No, it's blue concrete." Vanoss answered after settling down.

"You're a fucking dickhead." Roman told Vanoss, prompting Vanoss to chuckle a bit.

____________________________

"So Vanoss was the reason I died from the fall?" Roman asked with a chuckle. "She's a real asshole, isn't she?"

"I thought it was perfect." Sienna said as she was still coming down from her laughter.

"If Roman died from the fall, how did Vanoss survive?" Pyrrha asked as her laughter had quieted down to a giggle.

"All water in Minecraft can prevent fall damage." Vortech explained after finishing his own chuckling. "A hole filled with water was how Vanoss survived."

"And replacing the water with blue concrete is how she caused Torchwick to die." Cinder finished with a chuckle, seeing where Vortech's explanation was going.

"Exactly." Vortech pointed to Cinder with a mischievous chuckle.

____________________________

MINECRAFT

"Right here. Look at that." Vanoss said as she opened a door in the hidden room filled with pictures of swords.

Beyond the door was a long hallways with many large picture frames on both sides of the halls. At the end of it, was a set of golden armor placed on a wooden stand.

"Ooh." Roman awed a bit at the sight.

____________________________

"That's a very nice hallway." Jaune complimented. "I really like the gold armor at the end of it."

"The paintings make it appear an art gallery hall in a museum." Winter said, her face still formed as a smile from when Roman's YouTuber counterpart had died.

____________________________

"Yeah, look in there." Vanoss said.

"Why are you quiet?" Roman asked, turning back to Vanoss after having walked into the hallway a bit.

"Nothing." Vanoss told Roman. "Go ahead."

"What is it?" Roman asked, becoming suspicious.

"Nothing! Just go!" Vanoss shouted. "Fucking go!"

____________________________

"Oh, hell it ain't nothing." Roman chuckled while shaking his head. "No one is ever that pushy about wanting someone to go down a hallway."

"Especially when they aren't going down it first themselves." Ironwood added with a soft chuckle of his own.

"It would seem Vanoss has another trap in store." Ozpin said with a humored smile.

"It's so obvious." Tai chuckled in agreement.

____________________________

"No. No." Roman replied while turning back to Vanoss.

Vanoss responded by hitting Roman forward several times before activating another button, which then activated a long trap door that led to a lava-filled demise.

"No!" Roman shouted as he was hit down into the lava pit as Vanoss laughed again at Roman's death. "Hehehe! You son of a—I knew it! You fucker! You fucking asshole!"

YOU DIED!
TehTerroriser tried to swim in lava to escape VanossMC
Score: 18442

____________________________

"A lava pit?! Are you freaking kidding me?!" Roman shouted with a light chuckle.

"Vanoss clearly spent a lot of time on making her basement." Ilia said with a giggle.

"I always did want a trap floor lava pit." Cinder thought to herself with a sigh as she smiled at the thought. "It's a shame Salem wasn't keen on any renovations for Evernight castle. Maybe one day when I can have my own castle built for me, I can add in a lava pit."

"It looks like whatever Vanoss has in her basement just keeps getting better and better." Ruby said with a small chuckle.

____________________________

"I fucking knew it! I heard the lava!" Roman shouted as he clicked the respawn button, Vanoss still laughing. "You fucking son of a bitch!"

"That's what you get for sound-whoring on Minecraft." Vanoss called back to Roman.

____________________________

"Oh, you sound-whored?" Yang asked Roman with a taken aback look.

"For shame." Tai said while shaking his head with narrowed eyes.

"What?" Roman asked in confusion as Yang, Taiyang, Ruby, Jaune, and even Mercury gave Roman disappointed looks. "I don't get it. What'd I do?"

"Sound-whoring is just when a tactic used by players in shooting games to listen for movement so that you kill your enemies." Qrow response to Roman's question. "I personally think it's a smart move, but everyone else sees it as trying too hard."

"Isn't that the smart thing to do, though?" Glynda jumped into the conversation. "I don't know much on video games, but wouldn't that be a good tactic to help yourself win?"

"It's about the principal of the matter, Miss Goodwitch." Ruby said in a dramatic voice with crossed arms. "Real life is one thing, but video games require true honor."

"Besides, in order to truly sound-whore, you mute everyone else so you can hear their footsteps." Tai explained to Glynda. "It's about as bad as camping."

"I swear..." Glynda muttered with an exasperated sigh as she shook her head.

____________________________

MINECRAFT

"That is... impressive." Roman said, having respawned and now at the end of the hallway, by the Golden armor. "Now I'm fucking terrified to move!"

"Alright. Alright. Hehe. Listen! You're not gonna die anymore." Vanoss reassured Roman.

____________________________

"I better hope not." Roman remarked with a short snicker.

"If he does though, I hope it'll be as funny as everything we've all ready seen." Nora said with a giggle.

____________________________

Vanoss then led Roman into a public bathroom area. She activated another hidden button, which activated yet another hidden floor-door as she fell through.

"What the—?" Roman asked in shock, prompting Vanoss to laugh again. "Dude, this fucking—is so intricate."

Roman activated the button after Vanoss, falling down into the same area she did. "Wow!"

"What up?" Vanoss spoke in a sing-song tone as they were both now in an area with mining rails with four chests above them.

____________________________

"Now that hidden door makes more practical sense in real life." Ironwood pointed at the screen. "The bathroom is an odd choice, but at least no one is falling down from a very tall height."

"How many secret doors does Vanoss all ready have?" Winter asked.

"The better question is how many more she intends to make." Oobleck said with a raised finger. "While I, myself, have no real interest in video games, the prospect of these secret entrances have my attention."

"And where she's going to put them." Port added in.

____________________________

"Dude, you've watched so many tutorials." Roman said before cutting himself off. "I mean, you're so talented!"

"No, no! I figured this shit out myself!" Vanoss stated in defense as she grabbed a mining cart out from one of the chests. "So, if you're running away in the bathroom, you can disappear like David Blaine."

____________________________

"David Blaine is a magician in this universe, before any of you ask." Vortech explained to the audience before they question about him.

"I'm more focused on the tutorial joke." Roman said with a snicker.

"Using a bathroom as an escape option." Jaune mused. "Now that's a new one."

"That hidden entrance is still cool, though." Ruby told him.

____________________________

"Oh, dude! Yeah, dude, you planned this so well. Okay." Roman complimented Vanoss. "Alright."

"Here. Take one from here." Vanoss told Roman as Roman was trying to grab a mining cart.

Roman was then shown riding the mining cart up the powered rails, meeting Vanoss at the top.

"Alright! Now, we're in this room." Vanoss said as Roman picked up his mining cart. "So check this out. You-you're like: where's this? Where does this go?"

Beside Vanoss was a secondary power rail system, one adjacent to the one that led to the bathroom.

"So, come here." Vanoss told Roman as she led him to another wall.

"I already-I think I can already hear where this is." Roman said as Vanoss now led him down a torch-lit hallway.

"Here, you go first." Vanoss told Roman she showed him a tile button on the stone floor.

"Ah... dude, I'm not fucking—." Roman said with hesitancy in his voice.

____________________________

"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and I'm not going to fall for the third time." Roman said with crossed arms.

"Vanoss has fooled you more than that." Vortech told Roman.

"Seriously? How much?" Roman asked.

"I'd wager somewhere in the hundreds, maybe?" Vortech said with a shrug. "It's happened so much that I've lost count."

"Wow." Roman dryly drawled out as Neo giggled. "Just who is this chick anyway?"

"You'll see." Vortech told Roman with a knowing tone, sitting back in his throne. "You'll see."

____________________________

"Hehah. Ah, it's a door." Vanoss told Roman with a chuckle as she activated the tile button, opening up a hidden door at the end of the hall.

"Ah, heheh." Roman chuckled a bit before going through the hidden door himself.

"Look at this. Turn around." Vanoss told Roman.

"Oh! We're back!" Roman said, realizing they were both back in Vanoss's basement.

____________________________

"Oh, so it was door back to the actual basement." Ruby said.

"They went around in a circle of secret entrances." Nora commented.

"A very intricate circle with a lot of twists and turns." Blake remarked.

'That circle was made of squares and rectangles.' Neo signed with a giggle.

____________________________

"HeHah! Yeah! That's right!" Vanoss stated.

"Wow. Nice!" Roman stated.

"You got some fucking knowledge, now." Vanoss told Roman as she motioned towards the sign. "Alright?"

"Dude, this is-this is impressive." Roman told Vanoss as he looked around the basement.

"Alright. We made a full loop-de-loop." Vanoss told Roman.

"Okay." Roman replied.

"Alright. Alright, Roman." Vanoss said as she now led Roman out of her basement. "So I showed you the-the very beginning of the tour. So now, come over here."

"There's more?" Roman asked as Vanoss led him down the path towards a building labeled: "Chick-Fil-A."

"There's a lot more." Vanoss answered Roman as the two walked. "We haven't even gotten to the main lobby. The Doomsday lobby."

"Oh, my God." Roman said.

____________________________

"So that was just the entree." Mercury said.

"Doomsday lobby. Definitely sounds like an underground base." Emerald mused.

"I'm very interested as to what other intricate entrances Vanoss has created." Penny said with a smile.

"From the looks of things, the next secret entrance is going to be in that restaurant." Pyrrha observed. "If that's the place Vanoss is leading Terroriser to."

"Referring to Torchwick's counterpart by his online name?" Weiss asked.

"I'd does make it easier than call him his counterpart." Pyrrha pointed out.

"True." Weiss replied with a nod.

____________________________

"Check this out." Vanoss said as the both of them walked into the Chick-Fil-A, walking upon red and white tiles that were in a checkers pattern. "You see this? See, it's a nice restaurant, alright. Everything's fixed. Somebody fixed it."

Vanoss had motioned towards a section of the restaurant where a machine that automatically turned live chicken into fried chicken was shown.

"Yeah. Thanks, Moo." Roman said in regards to the one who fixed it.

____________________________

"Which of us is named Moo?" Tai conveniently asked.

"You." Vortech nodded to him. "You are currently sitting at three point thirty-seven million subscribers with one point four thousand videos."

"Oh, sweet." Tai said with a smile. "But why do I call myself Moo?"

"Well, that's actually the name change. You originally went by Moo Snuckel." Vortech explained to him.

Tai paled a bit while Qrow started to laugh, getting louder with each passing second.

"You-hehehehe-you called yourself Moo Snuckel." Qrow said as he chuckled.

"I'm questioning your counterpart's choice for his online persona name." Winter said with crossed arms.

"Moo Snuckel. Hehe." Mercury repeated as he chuckled alongside Emerald.

"I don't get it? What's so funny about Dad's YouTube name?" Ruby asked in confusion.

"I'll tell you when you're eighteen." Yang said with a giggle. "Unless you end up searching for the meaning online."

"I don't think I want to." Ruby said with furrowed eyes of wariness.

"So changing the subject..." Tai shook his head with a sigh. "What was it that I fixed?"

"Jaune had broken the automatic chicken cooker. The machine you're seeing before you." Vortech pointed at the screen.

"Jaune, how could you?" Nora asked her team leader with a gasp.

"I-I don't know. Try asking my YouTuber counterpart." Jaune replied back with a confused look.

"So how bad was it?" Tai asked.

"It wasn't that much damage. All you needed to do was replace one block in the correct position." Vortech answered. "Even though they made an entire video on having Jaune on trial about the broken chicken cooker."

"A whole video about a made up trial in a video game?" Glynda questioned with a raised brow.

"Hey, you were the plaintiff." Vortech pointed his staff at her. "Emerald was your attorney, Taiyang was the bailiff, and Roman was the judge."

"I was the plaintiff?" Glynda asked in confusion.

"I played the part of the attorney?" Emerald asked in befuddlement.

"The irony." Mercury muttered to her.

"It was your machine that you built." Vortech told Glynda.

"And Torchwick was the judge?" Glynda asked.

"Did I put on a grey wig?" Roman asked.

"You put on a helmet." Vortech told him.

"A whole trial against me because I broke one block." Jaune said with a baffled gaze. "That is definitely a video idea."

____________________________

"And look at this. We got-we got some nice tiles on the floor. Some nice carpet." Vanoss said as she walked around the red and white tiles.

"Yeah." Roman said as Vanoss then started to walk down between a line of table booths.

"Come right here. Come right here. Oh, and you see this?" Vanoss asked as she led Roman a white tile between two trash cans by a window. "This is not white carpet."

Vanoss then promptly squatted down before she smoothly fell down through the "white carpet."

"It's an entrance." Vanoss said in a dramatic tone.

____________________________

"She really did put a secret entrance in a restaurant of all things." Ironwood said with a bewildered, get impressed look.

"That's just as odd a place to make a secret entrance as she did with the public bathroom." Pietro commented while taking off his hat and scratching his head.

"I still find it quite fascinating, nonetheless." Penny said with a smile.

"I like how Vanoss was being so obvious that she was leading Terroriser to a secret entrance." Pyrrha said with a giggle. "Like she's excited to show him everything she built."

"What did Vanoss replace the carpet with in that spot, anyways?" Ruby asked out of curiosity.

"A sheet of snow." Vortech answered her.

____________________________

"Hehehehe." Roman wheezed and snorted a bit before going down through the "white carpet" as well, falling down through scaffolding. "Ah, dude, this is some gang shit, man. This is crazy. Like, you blow my mind with your creativity."

____________________________

"I can see that as something a gang would do to lead to their hideout." Roman said with a chuckle. "This woman, whoever she is, is like some sort of crazy genius."

'I want to meet her.' Neo signed with a smile.

"I should probably have secret routes such as these implemented into the main White Fang bases." Sienna thought to herself. "Perhaps using sewers as an underground system to help with better succession in missions."

"Looks like this time, Vanoss put something in to have a safer descent." Winter observed.

"Scaffolding, to be precise." Vortech told her.

"At least I won't be dying this time." Roman said with a shrug.

____________________________

Roman and Vanoss were now shown in another underground tunnel system with several powered railways going off into different directions.

"Seriously, who thinks of making this shit in a Chick-Fil-A using a checkered floorboard, and makes a secret entrance using—that is genius. No one is gonna find that." Roman continued to compliment Vanoss.

"Somebody who has no life." Vanoss said as she looked at Roman. "I had no life for the last week."

____________________________

"Sad, yet funny and true." Ruby said with a small chuckle. "Sometimes when doing so much in a video game, it feels like you kind of wasted time in while not being in the real world."

"Still, if Vanoss didn't have a life for a week, she wouldn't have been able to make all this cool stuff." Jaune said with a short laugh.

"True." Ruby pointed at her fellow leader.

____________________________

Vanoss then showed several signs by the railways, all of which had the names of their friends on them as Vanoss walked around the room. "Alright. So this is gonna be the place we build out. Alright? It's gonna be the place that leads to everybody's house. Secretly."

Vanoss then walked up to two of the signs. "So as you can see, already, I have Nogla. I have Moo. And this over here is actually Wildcat."

____________________________

"So we all know that I'm Moo." Tai began to speak.

"Moo Snuckel. Hehe." Qrow interrupted him with a chuckle.

Tai sent Qrow a deadpan stare before continuing. "So who's Nogla and Wildcat?"

"Daithi De Nogla. A.K.A Jaune Arc." Vortech stated.

"That's my YouTuber name? Huh." Jaune said with an unsure look. "Weird."

"You currently sit at seven point thirty-three million subscribers with one point five thousand videos." Vortech told him.

"You're kidding me. The kid's beaten me out?" Roman asked with a disbelieving tone.

At this, Jaune couldn't help but smile with a bit of pride.

"Wildcat, once known as I Am Wildcat, now just Wildcat, is Glynda's alias." Vortech said as he then looked over to the combat professor.

"Why Wildcat?" Glynda asked.

"Does it have to do with her looks?" Qrow blurted out with a raised hand.

"Qrow, you can shut up now." Glynda sent him a stern scowl, prompting Qrow to lower his hand.

"Even if you'd rather people not talk about your looks, regardless of if it's praise, that doesn't detract how stunning you are." Ironwood thought to himself with a smile as he looked at Glynda.

"Your counterpart tends to be quite the angry and rambunctious individual." Vortech explained to her. "You currently sit at seven point eighty-nine millions subscribers."

"Well, looks like Miss Goodwitch beat me out by fifty-thousand." Jaune said with a short chuckle. Not that he had any issue with not being the person with most subscribers. Seven million is plenty enough in his eyes.

"Hmm." Glynda hummed as she mused the idea of having around seven million subscribers. "I guess people like angry and rambunctious in this universe."

____________________________

"Which one-which one's Wildcat's?" Roman asked.

"This one." Vanoss pointed to a railway near one of the corners of the room.

Vanoss then laughed a bit as Roman set down a mining cart with TNT in it on the railway that led to Wildcat's house.

"Not yet! Not yet!" Vanoss told Roman while laughing. "Not yet!

"I'll leave-I'll leave-I'm going to leave that for a rainy day." Roman spoke with an accented tone. "I'm going to leave-heh."

____________________________

"Someone's eager to get started." Glynda remarked as she gave a sideways glance back at Roman.

"I guess I like messing with you here." Roman said with a shrug as he gave a short snicker. "That, or we're rivals. Either way, I find it really funny."

"Particularly, everyone finds it funny when they tick you off." Vortech explained. "There was this one time when Jaune got you so angry, you called him a word that starts with F, end with a T, and had to Gs in the middle."

"I called Mr. Arc that?" Glynda asked in shock.

"Man, I must have really made Miss Goodwitch angry that time." Jaune said with an heavy wince.

"Just imagining what Miss Goodwitch would have sounded like at that point of time... it's sounds both and funny and very scary." Yang said with a short, yet disturbed chuckle.

"Another reason to never get on Miss Goodwitch's bad side." Ruby said with a frightened look, more so speaking to herself.

____________________________

"We're going to need a lot more than that." Vanoss told Roman. "Okay? Jeez."

"Leave that for a rainy, rainy day." Roman spoke with an accented tone again as Vanoss started to take off the TNT filled mining cart.

The video then cut to Vanoss and Roman in a large, ornately crafted room covered with walls of chests covered with item frames.

____________________________

Jaune couldn't help but whistle at the sight of the new room. "Now that's a nice layout."

"Vanoss has a lot of items." Ruby nodded as she looked around the room.

"It's nothing elegant, but there's definitely a unique craftsmanship to it." Weiss observed. "Even if it is a video game."

"Vanoss was right. She really did have no life for a week." Yang said with a chuckle. "No one can be this precise in something they make unless it takes time. And I'm not saying that as a bad thing."

"There are a few times when it's nice not having a life." Blake commented. "Gives you time to focus on whatever it is you want to."

"The same feeling I've had for the past several months I've had to work for Cinder." Roman thought to himself. "But in this case, it's a really bad thing."

____________________________

"Alright, Roman. I'm gonna do a magic trick." Vanoss stated, prompting Roman to chuckle a bit. "So what I want you to do is turn around. Turn around-don't fucking look. Don't-no peeking. No peeking. I want you to stay there. I'm looking at you."

Roman complied with a quiet giggle as he was now facing a corner of the room and looking at a bookshelf under the floor that was covered atop with glass.

____________________________

"Magicians always want you to focus your attention on something else." Ozpin commented with a small smile. "Whether it be in a different direction, a box, or their hands. It's how they distract their audience from how the trick is accomplished."

"Speaking from experience?" Cinder thought to herself as she glanced over to the Headmaster of Beacon.

____________________________

"I'm eating some chicken." Roman said as he had his avatar eat some chicken.

"Yeah, yeah. Eat some chicken. Don't do anything. Don't—." Vanoss continued to speak before the sound of a sliding door was heard opening and closing. "Okay, now turn around."

Roman did just that, turning around to find Vanoss nowhere in the room. "Heh-hrghk!"

____________________________

"I heard that door slide open." Sienna said with a humored smile.

"Same." Oobleck added in.

"Now the question is where the door is." Tai said as he moved his eyes over the screen.

"More precisely, where the switch for the door is." Glynda added.

____________________________

"Hahaha." Vanoss chuckled as Roman snickered. "Where did I go? Ooh."

"Hehehe. Hehe." Roman chuckled some more as he started to look around the room. "Spooky."

"This motherfucker." Roman said as he continued to look around, prompting Vanoss to laugh.

"Hehehahaha." Vanoss laughed before suddenly appearing out from under the floor that Roman stood on. "Hello."

____________________________

"Well, we just found the exit door." Nora said while giggling.

"Vanoss is really having fun with this." Penny said with a smile.

"Like a kid in the body of an adult." Ilia commented.

"That's nothing new for me and Ruby." Yang said as her little sister nodded in agreement. "Dad and Uncle Qrow are proof that not all kids become adults when they grow up."

"We're not that bad." Tai waved her daughter off.

"You two certainly argue like children." Ozpin told Taiyang with a knowing look.

"He starts it." Qrow nodded his head to Tai.

"No I do not." Tai retorted with a frown.

"Don't play that card." Qrow replied with an eye roll.

"I think our point's been proven." Ruby told her dad and uncle as she, Yang, Ozpin gave Tai and Qrow deadpan looks.

____________________________

"How—where-where's the button back?" Roman asked in bewilderment as Vanoss chuckled. "It's hidden behind a chest, or something."

"Oh, yeah?" Vanoss asked with a knowing tone.

"It's over here. You were over here. You were over here in this area, weren't ya?" Roman asked with a certain tone as he walked over a corner of the room, where more the the item chests were.

"Hahahaha." Vanoss continued to chuckle.

"It's like fucking Batman—pull the right book in the library and it fucking opens up the door." Roman said as he continued to look for the button, Vanoss still laughing.

____________________________

"Who's Batman?" Jaune asked, piquing up at the mention of a potential superhero name.

"Caped crusader that where's a bat-shaped cowl that fights crime and solves mysteries all the while living the double life of a billionaire who owns one of the most successful tech businesses in his world." Vortech explained with a drawl, scowling at the mention of Batman.

"Sounds mysterious." Nora said before looking over to her partner. "Like Ren."

"I wouldn't call myself a caped crusader." Ren replied to Nora.

"Sounds like he has issues." Roman remarked.

"That's an understatement." Vortech grumbled while looking off to the side.

____________________________

Vanoss had gone over to the corner where Roman had been, hitting a hidden button before falling down a hidden door.

"Oh, for fuck's sake." Roman said as Vanoss laughed some more, walking over to the item boxes. "Which one?"

____________________________

"Well, now the magician revealed her trap door." Roman remarked with a chuckle.

"Now that just leaves the position of the button." Ironwood said.

____________________________

Roman continued to look around before quickly noticing a button in between the boxes, hitting it. "Oh, I see it! Oh, my God!"

Roman had fallen down into a water puddle in another hidden room, this one filled with crafting tables, stoves, and a fireplace.

"Did you see it? You saw it?" Vanoss asked with an excited tone. "You found it?"

"I saw it." Roman said as Vanoss laughed some more. "Dude, that is so good!"

____________________________

"She hide the button between the boxes." Mercury observed.

"Given how many boxes there are in there, it would be the equivalent of looking for a needle in a haystack if you didn't know the exact area you were looking for it in." Pyrrha commented.

"It would definitely make escape a lot easier if Vanoss ever runs away from one of her friends in the game." Blake stated. "Especially if they don't see where she falls into when she runs away."

"They'd be in for one hell of a search." Emerald remarked with a short giggle.

____________________________

Roman walked around the room, moving towards two doors before opening them, revealing a small room with a sign reading: "Das a bucket" with an arrow pointing to a picture of a bucket. "What the—das a bucket. HeHaha! Vanoss, that's amazing."

____________________________

"What is the point of that?" Glynda asked in confusion.

"Inside joke. One of their earlier videos." Vortech explained. "Your counterpart and Vanoss use the phrase quite a bit. Only it was a toilet instead of a bucket."

"Das a toilet." Nora said with a giggle, mimicking the tone Terroriser-Roman used.

"Sounds both stupid and funny." Yang said with a chuckle.

____________________________

"Yeah." Vanoss said as Roman walked to another door.

"I'm actually so impressed." Roman said as he opened the door, only to find a sign that said: "Sub to VanossGaming."

"Oh, for fuck's sake." Roman said in annoyance at the sign before closing it.

"Hahahahe!" Vanoss laughed.

____________________________

The video clip had prompted a few of the students to chuckle and giggle in response.

"Vanoss got Terroriser there." Ruby said as she giggled.

"DustTubers are always stingy with promoting other channels." Jaune chuckled in agreement. "The more subscribers and followers, the more famous they are."

"And now Vanoss has made me, unknowingly, promote her channel." Roman lightly scowled as he crossed his arms.

'A simple, yet effective trick.' Neo signed with a small giggle.

____________________________

Vanoss had then motioned Roman back towards the "Sub to VanossGaming" room, to which Roman complied. "Close the door when you're in there."

"Oh, I'm gonna die." Roman said with a wary tone as he closed the door, only to find that by closing the door, it led to another hallway. Lit with torches while having a door at the end of it. "Huh?! Oh, my God!"

____________________________

"Okay, that's a good one." Roman admitted with a small and slow clap of his hands.

"It's a simple optical illusion." Emerald observed. "Vanoss positioned the door to cover the hallway when opened."

"Which makes anyone who opens the door automatically assume it's a small room used for Vanoss's own self-promotion within her friend's videos." Ren elaborated on what Emerald was saying.

"I'd fall for it." Ruby admitted.

"I... probably would too." Weiss admitted as well. "The sign is a nice diversion to help hide the hidden the hallway."

"Whoever this Vanoss woman is, she's an excellent planner." Cinder complimented the YouTuber with the unkown voice.

____________________________

"Oh, this is some next level shit you've done." Roman said, impressed as he walked down the hallway.

"Alright. Now come back." Vanoss called out to Roman. "Now come back."

Roman exited through the door, finding that Vanoss was no longer in the room.

"Where did I go?" Roman mimicked what Vanoss might say in a spooky tone as he walked up to the fireplace.

"Hahaha! Ooh. So spooky." Vanoss laughed before making a ghostly noise as Roman continued to search for the next hidden button. "Yeah, that's right. Mind freak, bitch."

____________________________

"Dude, how many secret entrances does Vanoss have?" Mercury asked with an impressed look.

"She's got a secret entrance inside a secret entrance, inside of another secret entrance." Nora voiced with a dramatic tone.

"Secret entrance-ception." Ren calmly remarked.

"Looks like there's another button I have to find." Roman shook his head.

____________________________

A hidden door was heard opening before Vanoss was shown falling down from the ceiling and into the puddle. "Hello!"

"Dude, what the fuck?" Roman asked in befuddlement as he walked back.

____________________________

Terroriser-Roman's befuddlement had elicited another series of laughs from within the audience.

"How?!" Roman questioned in bewilderment. "What physics is she defying here?"

Neo couldn't help but giggle as well at the complete confusion shared by her boss and his counterpart. She really did like this Vanoss woman's style.

"This other secret entrance must have lead to a loop back up to the room with all the items." Pietro theorized as he chuckled.

"It's humorous seeing Torchwick completely stumped." Cinder said with a titter.

"He's like a puppy right now." Yang remarked while laughing. "Every minute with Vanoss's tour is like a new and confusing experience for him."

____________________________

"Hahahaha!" Vanoss laughed while staring at Roman.

"What the fucking fuck?" Roman asked as he continued to look around. "You're a dangerous woman, now, in this game."

____________________________

"I agree." Roman said with crossed arms. "She's getting ready to blow everything with an interconnecting system of tunnels. Who knows what else she can do."

'She has the whole world in her hands.' Neo signed with a titter.

____________________________

Roman then looked over to the fireplace, walking into the fire. As Roman took damage from the fire, he spotted something further into the fire pit. A button. "Oh, I see it! I see it!"

"Ah, you see it?!" Vanoss excitedly asked. "You see it?! You see it?"

"I see it!" Roman said, stepping back from the fire as he clicked the button, causing some of the stoves and crafting boxes by the fireplace to shift open, revealing another doorway. "There we go."

____________________________

"Behind the fire in the fireplace?" Qrow asked with a scoffing chuckle. "Now Vanoss is getting more dangerous in her button positioning."

"Now where is this next room gonna lead into?" Taiyang asked with a short laugh. "Is it gonna have a button in the ceiling this time?"

____________________________

"Oh, you figured it out." Vanoss said to Roman as Roman walked into the water puddle, extinguishing the fire that burned in him.

Roman pressed the button again, walking into stone hallway that continued on. "Oh, for fuck's sake, man."

"And, we're back here." Vanoss said as they walked up to a power railway that led up to the adjacent power railway that went down to the bathroom. "Hahaha."

____________________________

"Oh, this must be the room where the adjacent railway in the bathroom's secret room leads to." Penny observed with an impressed, awed, and intrigued look.

"It's not all just a circle. It's a whole figure-eight." Ruby stated while moving her finger in the air as if she were drawing a figure-eight.

"It's quite impressive." Oobleck remarked. "The level of ingenuity Vanoss has goes down to the last detail."

"Not to mention that she implied that this is all just the beginning." Ironwood pointed out. "Imagine how everything is going to look when it branches out."

"Especially pending on how far spread everyone's houses are." Ozpin added.

____________________________

"This is great. Very intricate." Roman said as he started to walk up some stone stairs. "I really am impressed. Okay, where-where to next?"

"I don't know. I think that was it." Vanoss said as she set down a mining cart on the powered railway before hopping into it.

"That's it?" Roman asked.

"I think." Vanoss said.

____________________________

"For now, at least." Jaune said with a chuckle.

"Imagine Vanoss has another secret entrance that she forgot about." Nora giggled.

"With how much she made, I wouldn't blame her." Blake lightly chuckled in agreement.

____________________________

"The next house—the next one is mine." Roman commented in a joking manner as Vanoss chuckled.

1 WEEK LATER...

"Alright!" Vanoss stated as he and Roman were in a stone room with a brick pathway that led up to a lever and a sign that read: "Do not touch." "This is the Doomsday test. Okay?"

"Finally!" Roman shouted in relief. "I've been waiting—I've been waiting weeks for this shit."

"Yeah. So we're on a test server. This is not the real server." Vanoss explained to their potential viewers. "So it's gonna look a little different when we actually do it to people. I-I decorated this room a lot better."

____________________________

"It's always a smart choice to test out how plans will go." Ironwood nodded his head. "Whether it be for the use of a new strategy, or a new weapon."

"If they did this on the regular server, there's a Vanoss might mess up." Ruby added in agreement.

"Precisely." Cinder agreed as well. "Part of my reason for Roman and the White Fang to cause a breach in Vale's walls isn't just to instill a sense of lingering dread within the populace, but to see how well the final pieces of my plan will go."

"Judging from the lever and sign, this is prototype for the room we saw at the beginning of the video." Ilia observed.

"I certainly much prefer the final product." Weiss stated.

____________________________

"Yep." Roman said.

"But, there's gonna be a lever right here." Vanoss motioned towards the lever and sign. "It's gonna say: Do not touch. Just like this. And obviously either Nogla or Wildcat is gonna wanna touch it."

"Yeah. Mainly Nogla." Roman said in agreement.

____________________________

"Why would I pull it?" Glynda asked with a raised brow.

"Boredom and intrigue." Vortech simply said.

"And why me?" Jaune asked.

"You're counterpart tends to leap before looks." Vortech told him. "He does it more often than not."

"So... you're basically saying my YouTuber counterpart is an idiot." Jaune said more so as an observation as he spoke with a bland tone.

"See? You understand." Vortech pointed to Jaune.

"There's probably not that much of a difference between the two." Emerald muttered between herself and Mercury.

____________________________

"So what that's gonna do is activate some red stone that leads to over here." Vanoss said as she led Roman to a large room filled with a chest, a sticky piston, many lines of red stone, and mining carts filled with TNT that all led to everyone's houses.

"Hmm." Roman nodded as he followed Vanoss.

"One trail is going to activate this sticky piston which is gonna break this red stone." Vanoss continued to explain.

"Uh-huh." Roman said.

"And that's gonna cause this whole wall to open up." Vanoss said as she and Roman went back into the previous room. "And there's gonna be a message telling people that the world is gonna blow up and that they should...type—."

"They should subscribe—." Roman said before chuckling.

____________________________

"Subscribe to Vanoss." Yang chuckled. "One final middle finger to everyone else before she blows everything up."

"Unsportsmanlike, yet humorous to imagine." Sienna said with a small titter.

"Sometimes it's nice to taunt when you succeed." Cinder uttered with a smile and shrug.

____________________________

"That they should subscribe to VanossGaming." Vanoss said as Roman continued to chuckle. "And also they should press /spawn, so that they can go to the spawn to see everything blow up."

"Yeah. Yes, yes, yes." Roman said as Vanoss went back into the red stone room.

"And at the same time, it's gonna activate this red stone, which look at this." Vanoss said as she led Roman over by the carts; which had red stone activators beside each of them. "See? Basically everybody's house is attached to this railroad system, and it's gonna push this TNTs all the way to everyone's house. And everyone's house is, uh, rigged with—."

"A fuck ton of of—yeah." Roman added in.

"Forty-thousand blocks of TNT." Vanoss said, prompting Roman to chuckle.

____________________________

"So the lever sets off a chain reaction all at once." Pietro nodded in understanding as he held a hand to his chin. "Interesting."

"Vanoss really did plan all of this out." Glynda said with an impressed, yet slightly wary look.

"What's redstone?" Ruby asked.

"Think of it as a catalyst. An activator that connects with many items, and has many uses." Vortech explained. "Point in case being the use of it to set off a chain reaction of explosives."

"So... similar to how we make use of Dust types such as gravity, electricity, and fire." Weiss spoke in observation.

"It could be declared as more advanced than Dust." Vortech offered up. "Especially since you don't need different types of redstone in order to use it for something."

"And Vanoss is going to use it to blow up who knows how many explosives she put around everyone's houses." Ilia said with a slight look of apprehension.

"It's all coming together." Roman said, rubbing his hands excitedly as Neo clapped in agreement.

____________________________

"So the main reason why we're doing this test server is because we're actually curious as to what's gonna happen to the server when forty-thousand tons go off in a Minecraft server." Roman explained to the viewers.

____________________________

"Depending how many gigabytes the server has, I expect a lot of lag." Ruby said said with a nod.

"A lot of lag, and a lot of chaos." Yang added in.

____________________________

"Alright, you ready?" Vanoss asked Roman as they were back in the lever room.

"Oh, I'm ready." Roman replied. "Of course I'm ready."

____________________________

"I'm always ready to cause trouble." Roman said with a smirk, as Neo smirk in agreement with him.

"You don't say?" Glynda sarcastically drawled out.

____________________________

"Alright." Vanoss said as she went over to the lever. "Three. Two. One."

Vanoss then flipped the switch, causing the wall to shift open. "Don't teleport yet. Watch. Boom. It's gonna say some shit there."

As Vanoss and Roman looked into the room, the mining carts were shown going down their respective railways before some of the prematurely exploded.

"Oh, fuck." Vanoss said with a worried tone. "It's all ready happening. What the fuck?"

____________________________

"Wait, they exploded early?" Nora asked with furrowed brows. "Before they even reached their destination. Well that's a bummer."

"Turns out they thought well when deciding to use a test server." Pyrrha said.

"Why did they blow up early?" Roman asked in confusion.

"Whatever it was, I hope they fix it." Mercury said as he ate some popcorn. "I want to see this test explosion."

____________________________

Vanoss and Roman had teleported outside in the rain, only to find that no buildings had been destroyed.

"Uh, I think you fucked up." Roman told Vanoss.

"Really?" Vanoss asked.

"Yeah. It blew up just as—is there an activator part on the railroad track, towards the beginning?" Roman asked as he and Vanoss walked through the area, showing the audience another restaurant called "Popeyes" and a large statue-house of Homer Simpson in front of Vanoss's large and tall treehouse.

"I don't think so." Vanoss said before she looked at Roman. "I'm scared."

"Hehehaha!" Roman and Vanoss laughed.

"Heh. Wait—cause it-they can still be traveling now, but I think Wildcat's house would have been blown up by now." Vanoss said.

"Two hours later." Roman said with a French accent as he walked over to the Beacon.

____________________________

"I know we all saw them blow up, prematurely, but I swear, if one of those carts is still on its way..." Roman said with a chuckle.

____________________________

"You wanna just check in creative mode real quick?" Vanoss asked as she walked up to Roman.

"Fuck it. Let's go down." Roman said as he pulled up the settings, setting it to creative mode.

"What the fuck happened?" Roman asked as he and Vanoss had gone back down into the railway system, seeing that most of the railways and walls had been blown up.

Roman had them gone further down one of the railways in creative mode before seemingly spotting something. "Oh, you fucking moron!"

"What, what, what, what, what?!" Vanoss repeatedly asked in confusion.

"Come here." Roman told Vanoss as looked around the railway room. "What is-what is—there's—Ugh."

____________________________

"What did Terroriser find?" Jaune asked.

"Well, the only Minecraft expert here is Vortech." Blake pointed out. "So unless he's going to tell us—."

"Which I'm not." Vortech firmly stated.

"...well, there we go." Blake pointed her hand at Vortech with a shrug.

"Whatever it is, he's very annoyed about it." Yang remarked.

"It's an intricate system." Cinder said. "Of course he would be pissed if something wasn't going right."

____________________________

"What?" Vanoss asked as she had now gotten down to the area.

"Alright, there's a major flaw with your system." Roman told Vanoss. "I've only noticed it now."

"What?" Vanoss asked again.

"As the TNT moves forward, these redstone torches ignite the TNT inside—." Roman explained.

"Are you sure?" Vanoss cut Roman off with an uncertain tone in her voice.

____________________________

"Can the torches do that with the TNT only passing them?" Ruby questioned.

"It sounds like Terroriser know his stuff, so maybe." Jaune replied with a shrug. "If that really is the case, it would explain why the TNT blew up early."

____________________________

"Yes. I'm one-hundred percent positive." Roman answered. "They're within one block. What you need to do is this."

Roman then took out a diamond pickaxe and dug out some blocks. "You need to go down a block, and across."

"There-there are so many redstones like this, throughout the entire path." Vanoss said. "So you're saying we have to change all of them?"

"Well, baby, we've got fucking shit to fix." Roman told Vanoss.

____________________________

"Whatever we gotta do to get Doomsday going, let's do it." Roman said with a single clap. "Sometimes in order to make something work, you gotta take apart piece by piece and start up from there."

"An arduous process, but it does correct any potential flaws not first noticed." Winter found herself agreeing with Roman.

"I know I've had to do that to a few of my creations." Pietro said with a nod.

____________________________

"I have to change—." Vanoss began to ask as she put down a TNT cart, sending down one of the power railways.

"Every exposed redstone torch—." Roman said as he and Vanoss watched the cart go down the railway without a problem.

"Look, see?" Vanoss pointed out as the cart hadn't blown up. She and Roman then walked up to the TNT cart, which stopped where the track had been blown up. "What the fuck? Maybe there was just, like, one random one-like, I don't understand."

____________________________

"Wait, why didn't that one blow up?" Ruby asked with furrowed eyes.

"Does that mean it wasn't the redstone torches?" Jaune asked.

"Well, now I'm stumped." Roman said as he slumped his shoulders.

"What was the problem then?" Nora asked with slightly raised hands.

"Who knows. Maybe it was just a random occurrence." Pyrrha suggested. "They'll have to redo the test to see if it goes wrong again."

____________________________

"Could you explain that?!" Vanoss asked Roman as the two walked back to where the tracks started. "Huh?!"

"No I can't." Roman admitted. "I kind of..."

____________________________

'Dummy.' Neo signed to Terroriser-Roman with a dry look.

____________________________

"And what-what happened here?" Vanoss asked as he and Roman walked up the the elevated railway that went to Klein's house.

"What happened to this one?" Roman asked as they both found that the cart had stopped midway up the track for some reason.

____________________________

"Wait, why did that one get stuck?" Ilia asked.

"At least that one didn't prematurely blow up like the others." Nora said.

"Maybe the ceiling blocked the cart a bit." Blake opted with a shrug. "It is a steep slope."

____________________________

"Why did this one stop? What the fuck is-why did it stop?" Vanoss asked before walking on it, accidentally pushing it and causing it to go back on its path. "Huh! Oh, well that's gonna explode."

Roman moved ahead of Vanoss to see the TNT cart had entered to its destination, which was below many other blocks of TNT as it was ignited by a torch.

____________________________

"Well, there it goes now." Mercury remarked.

"Finally, we get to see something explode." Nora sighed in relief.

"I guess we were a little right to worry about one cart still being active." Roman said with nervous chuckle.

____________________________

"Oh, God." Roman said in fear as he quickly backed away.

"And, welp." Vanoss said.

"And..." Roman said as the TNT went off, setting off the other TNT blocks as they all blew up. Roman having typed in "/help" into the command box.

____________________________

"Heheheh. R slash help." Yang chuckled while shaking her head.

"R slash shit is going down." Qrow added in with a scoffing snicker.

"R slash FUBAR." Tai chuckled.

____________________________

"Ohoho! Haha!" Vanoss chuckled as the TNT exploded. "Well, there's goes that."

"Who's-who's—?" Roman began to ask as he teleported back by the Beacon.

"It worked!" Vanoss shouted. "Panda's house has been neutralized."

"Ohoho!" Roman chuckled in shock as he turned around towards Klein's house, which was a large building in between trees of bamboo, only not there was a large chunk gone, leaving only some of the bamboo trees. "I saw-just a big chunk delete."

____________________________

"Now that is what I'm talking about!" Nora whooped while tossing a fist to the air.

"That explosion just left an absolute crater where that house was." Emerald said a surprised chuckle.

"Poor Klein." Weiss shook her head with a giggle. "He lost his house before anyone else."

"It looks like he stuck to his panda motif." Blake added with with a humored smile at the situation. "Judging from the rest of the surrounding area, he must have planted those bamboo stalks."

"And they're the only thing of his house to survive." Ilia said with a titter.

____________________________

MINECRAFT

The video cut to later on with Vanoss and Roman standing in the lever room, which had now been filled with patterned carpet and bookshelves from the beginning of the video.

"Alright! Aha!" Vanoss said after clearing her throat. "This is the final-this is the final test."

"Take-take eighty-five." Roman joked a bit.

____________________________

"Is that just for laughs, or was there more than one test than what we saw?" Yang asked as she chuckled.

"Regardless, with this being the final test, they will need to make sure everything goes exactly as they plan it." Weiss stated.

"Here's to hoping it works." Nora said with an excited look.

____________________________

"This is the final test. On the actual server." Vanoss explained.

"Okay." Roman replied.

"So we better be able to fucking reload the backup." Vanoss said. "Or else we're screwed, cause we're not gonna be able to do this for the real people tomorrow."

"If-if-if Emerald joins the server right now, randomly." Roman started.

"We're fucked." Vanoss said while chuckling.

"We're fucked!" Roman said in agreement. "Okay? This is a risky—."

"But we gotta try it on the real one." Vanoss said after laughing.

____________________________

"Yeah, I probably would be pissed if I just showed up, only to see my house blow up in front of me." Emerald admitted.

"So they're doing it on the actual server this time?" Jaune asked.

"It's risky, like they said, but what better place to have the final test?" Pyrrha opted.

"That would also explain why the room looks more polished." Blake added in. "You don't polish up things for a prototype."

____________________________

"Okay. Okay. Come on." Roman told Vanoss.

"Alright. Here we go." Vanoss said as she walked up to the lever. "In three Two! One! Let's do this!"

____________________________

"Whoo-hoo!" Nora cheered with her hands in the air. "Let's do this!"

____________________________

Vanoss then slipped the lever, revealing the hidden room with the open book and book stand.

"There we go." Roman said as he pulled up his settings.

"Boom, they're gonna read that shit." Vanoss said as she looked at the open book.

"R slash home."  Roman muttered as he typed in the command. "Oh, I'm panicking."

"Boom." Vanoss said as she and Roman had teleported to the same tree they teleported to at the beginning. "And here we are. Alright. So now we're gonna watch Panda's house go boom-boom."

"It fucking better." Roman said as he and Vanoss waited for the explosions to happen. "I swear to God. I swear to God."

Vanoss snickered a bit before speaking. "What the fuck just—?"

"Did you put down the carts?" Roman asked Vanoss.

"I did." Vanoss replied. "Haha!"

"Well..." Roman trailed off as he and Vanoss looked at each other.

"Haha! What the fuck?" Vanoss chuckled again. "Wait a minute."

____________________________

"Seriously? Again?!" Nora complained.

"What happened now?" Roman asked in annoyance as he shook his head with his hand on his forehead.

"Did the explosives blow up again, or is it just a delay?" Sienna questioned.

"Well, whatever it is, we know that it works in the end, thanks to the beginning of the video." Ruby stated.

"Still doesn't mean that I don't want to see the test explosion." Nora said with a grumble.

"Yes. It is a shame they having difficulty with these tests." Penny said with a solemn nod.

____________________________

"You didn't put down the carts." Roman told Vanoss.

"I did. I think I did." Vanoss replied, still humored by the situation. "I—."

"You didn't." Roman told her. "I guarantee you didn't."

"Haha!" Vanoss laughed again.

"I swear, if I go back there and everything blows up while I leave." Roman swore.

"Hahaha. Alright. Go check." Vanoss told Roman after chuckling some more.

"This some bullshit." Roman said.

"You go check." Vanoss said again.

Roman was then going under the map with spectator mode on as he flew over to where the railway tracks were, revealing the very intricate system of tunnels.

____________________________

"Now that is a very big tunnel system." Yang said with an impressed whistle.

"Vanoss really spent her time." Ozpin said with equal interest.

"Hey, I probably helped too." Roman stated, while holding his finger up.

"It's more intricate than I thought it could be." Ironwood said in surprise.

"Now this is what I'm talking about." Sienna muttered to herself as she nodded at Vanoss's work.

"It's awesome." Jaune said.

"It's glorious." Nora said with stars in her eyes.

"This all could literally be an underground base." Ruby said with an astonished smile.

"You see, it's stuff like this that makes me wish I could have been more creative and intricate with my plan, only for it to be too late in the game to change anything." Cinder thought as she sighed through her nose. "Oh, well. One of the downsides of working with Salem is that her choice of secrecy gives us limited resources."

____________________________

"I thought I did." Vanoss said as Roman continued to fly underground.

"No. No." Roman replied as he hadn't seen any carts on the tracks.

"Are you serious?" Vanoss asked with a hint of annoyance.

"No. No carts." Roman said as he continued to fly around. "I'm gonna check Klein's. Klein's would of blown up."

____________________________

"Did Vanoss seriously not put down the carts?" Nora asked in annoyance.

"The only way to find out is by going to the houses." Ren said. "The carts are meant to go off when the lever is pulled. If they were put down, they would be closer to destinations at this point."

____________________________

And as of on cue, Klein's house blew up with Roman in the middle of it.

"Oh, you bitch!" Roman shouted in shock at the sudden explosion.

____________________________

"Hahaha! Yes!" Nora cheered in glee.

"Well, looks like Vanoss didn't screw up this time." Roman commented.

"Finally, we get to see how this Doomsday thing is gonna play out." Mercury said as he focused on the video.

____________________________

"Woah! Are you-fuck?! What happened?! What happened?!" Vanoss shouted in shock and surprise.

"They're there!" Roman replied as he flew away from Klein's exploding house.

"What happened?" Vanoss asked.

"I don't know." Roman replied as he watched the Chick-Fil-A blow up next. "But the second I got there it blew up."

"Why did it take a really long time?" Vanoss asked as Roman flew back to the tree they had teleported to. "Oh, here we go."

"There goes Glynda's." Roman said as Glynda's nice, white beach house blew up next, causing water to flood out everywhere from her roof-pool.

____________________________

"That looked like such a nice house, too." Glynda said as she shook her head at her counterpart's destroyed house.

"Those explosions are going big and long." Tai said with a surprised chuckle. "Everything's getting absolutely annihilated."

'Took them long enough.' Neo signed as she smiled at the explosions.

____________________________

"Here it goes-here we go." Vanoss chuckled as they watched Glynda's house get completely destroyed. "Oh, my fucking God."

"Yep. Works great." Roman said as he was still in spectator mode. "Who's next?"

"There goes-Ah! Nogla's Nogla's Ohoho!" Roman exclaimed as Jaune's basic, three story house was blown up.

"OH!" Vanoss shouted at the explosion as well. "Yes!"

____________________________

"There goes my house." Jaune shook his head with a chuckle.

"Your house looked ugly." Ilia stated. "Out of all the houses we saw, that one did not look pleasing at all."

"Hey, I have my own personal preference." Jaune said in defense.

"If anything, it looked far more bland compared to everyone else's." Weiss gave her two cents. "Though that brown copy of your house looks far more ugly."

____________________________

"Now Tai's. Now Tai's." Roman said in anticipation as he went over to Taiyang's two story flat.

"What about Moo's?" Vanoss asked as well. "Oh, oh."

"There goes Tai's!" Roman shouted as Taiyang's house started to blow up.

"There goes Moo's." Vanoss said as well. "Tai's went? Holy shit. Look at-look at Homer. Oh, my God. Everything is gone."

____________________________

"Hey, my house looked good too." Tai complained a bit, though he still chuckled.

"So Homer is the name of that strange statue?" Ozpin asked.

"It's actual a house on the inside." Vortech explained. "Homer Simpson is a cartoon character that that everyone in the group likes to make jokes out of. Particularly Vanoss."

"Well, his legs were just obliterated." Yang said as she chuckled.

"Everything's going down." Pyrrha said with a humored look.

"Oh, it's beautiful." Cinder muttered to herself.

____________________________

"Hohoho." Roman chuckled as Taiyang's house continued to blow up.

"Oh, there goes Moo's." Vanoss pointed out. "Moo's is going right now, for me. Oh, there goes yours."

"There goes Homer and your's." Roman said as he flew over to the giant Homer-house and Vanoss's treehouse.

"There goes my dog." Roman said as it had shown his dog "Ghost" blew up.

"Mine is already done. I feel like we're seeing at a different time or something." Vanoss said with a confused tone. "Oh the police station survived, huh?"

"And then-oh-there goes Emerald's." Roman said as Emerlad's underwater dome had blown up before going over to her police station. "No, police station is going now."

____________________________

"Wait I built an underwater dome?" Emerald asked in surprise before furrowing her brows. "Those assholes."

"They even had a police station built in." Mercury said with a chuckle. "All of that hard work gone."

____________________________

"Oh, here we go. Here we fucking..." Vanoss trailed off as she and Roman watched the police station start to blow up.

"There goes the-Holy lag!" Roman suddenly shouted as the TNT blocks that blew up the police station had caused the server to lag a bit. "Holy lag!"

"Hahaha! Hahaha! Yes!" Vanoss cheered as she laughed. "Yes! Yes! It fucking worked. It definitely worked."

____________________________

"I knew there was going to be a lag!" Ruby shouted with a giggle.

"I've never seen anything so perfect in my life." Nora laughed as she wiped away a single tear.

"Every building is like a crater now." Yang added with a laugh. "Not to mention how everything looks more chaotic with the pieces of buildings that still remain in the air."

"Vanoss is very proud." Blake said with as she chuckled a bit.

"I'd call this a successful test." Roman clapped while chuckling.

'Now all that's left is Doomsday.' Neo signed with a mischievous smile.

____________________________

"🎶Os ah hey ah os ah hey.🎶" Roman started to sing as if he were in a choir before spotting two horses that were at the exploded police station. "Oh, look at the fucking horses. They lived."

"Well that worked." Roman remarked as he and Vanoss looked at the total destruction of the commune.

Vanoss snickered at Roman's remark. "Alright."

"Imagine them-BasicallyIDoWrk joins the game." Roman joked as he edited in the video to where the game said: "BasicallyIDoWrk joins the game," prompting him and Roman to chuckle. "And in the chat: What the fuck?"

The screen faded to black again as it transitioned to the present.

____________________________

"For those wondering, BasicallyIDoWrk is the name of Emerald's YouTube channel." Vortech explained. "She currently sits at four point ninety-six million subscribers with one point four thousand videos."

"I've been beaten out by the idiot?" Emerald thought to herself as she glanced at Jaune with a frown before clearing her throat. "Well since that's the case, yeah, that would probably be my reaction at seeing all of that."

"I think that would be anyone's reaction." Pyrrha said with a titter.

____________________________

DOOMSDAY

____________________________

"Oh, yeah. It's finally here." Nora said with an excited look.

"At long last." Roman said as he rubbed his hands together with a smirk.

"We've seen the destruction Doomsday causes, now we're going to see all of our reactions." Glynda said with a short chuckle.

"I can all ready tell we're gonna be mad." Tai added in.

____________________________

"Alright! Listen up, you Minecraft pussies!" Vanoss shouted from where she stood at the top of the Beacon. Everyone was there. Emerald, Taiyang, Glynda, Roman, Jaune, Klein, and Ilia. "Today—."

"Woah. Woah." Emerald and Jaune said in shock.

"Jeez." Tai said with a mock taken aback tone.

"Such a-calm down there, dude." Glynda told Vanoss.

"That's a solid intro." Roman commented as everyone started to chuckle and laugh.

____________________________

This had caused everyone in the audience to laugh in some way at how abrupt and blunt Vanoss was in her introduction.

"Talk about a way to start the day." Roman laughed while Neo giggled uncontrollably.

"Is she a drill sergeant?" Sienna asked, raising her brow with a chuckle.

"Vanoss definitely knows how to get a party started." Yang laughed.

"A little rude." Ruby said, though she chuckled as well. "But in a funny way."

"It definitely got everyone's attention." Weiss added as she too laughed.

"A line like that would get anyone's attention." Blake chuckled as well.

____________________________

"I thought I'd, I thought I'd, you know, match-match the-the-the vibe we're going for." Vanoss said.

"I'm only a pussy in real life." Glynda said, waking up to Vanoss before speaking a nerdy tone. "In Minecraft, I'm a hardcore warrior with a efficiency five sharpness three sword."

____________________________

Qrow, Tai, Port, Oobleck, and even Ozpin couldn't help but chuckle and laugh quite a bit at what Wildcat-Glynda said.

"I-I never would have thought I needed to hear something like that." Qrow wheezed in between his laughter.

"I feel vindicated in some way." Tai chuckled.

"Brother." Glynda muttered with a scoffing chuckle as she rolled her eyes.

"I can definitely see the rambunctious side of your counterpart." Ironwood told Glynda as he chuckled.

"That is the neediest thing I ever heard." Yang said as she laughed. "And Miss Goodwitch said it!"

"It's so odd, yet so funny." Pyrrha chuckled in agreement.

"I really do feel like I'm losing brain cells." Weiss added as she giggled.

____________________________

As Glynda said this, Roman slowly pulled out an enchanted bow and arrow, taking aim before firing and killing Glynda right on the spot.

"HuhahaHahaha!" Klein laughed loudly.

"Hahahaha!" Ilia laughed alongside the others.

"Oh, my God!" Jaune shouted in surprise.

"Success!" Taiyang shouted.

____________________________

"That was perfect! Hahaha!" Roman clapped his hands as he, and everyone else laughed out loud.

"I feel like I had that coming." Glynda said as she snorted a bit in laughter.

"It's... it's all about the timing." Sienna chuckled as she tried to catch her breath.

"I can't breath..." Winter wheezed put as she laughed.

____________________________

"I couldn't-I couldn't resist." Roman told Glynda as Jaune ran up and picked up all of her fallen loot. "You can kill me."

"Eh-why?" Glynda asked, looking at Jaune before leaving the game.

"I just-I couldn't with the way you said it." Roman replied, thinking Glynda left because of him. "You had to die!"

"Oh, my God." Vanoss said with an annoyed tone.

____________________________

"Way to go, Terroriser." Ruby chuckled as everyone started to calm down. "You made Miss Goodwitch leave the game."

"I'd wager the means were justifiable enough." Cinder tittered.

____________________________

"Alright. One less video to compete with." Klein said with a confident tone.

____________________________

Weiss couldn't help but laugh a bit more in particular with what Panda-Klein said.

"It's true." Roman said with a chuckle. "Less competition for viewership."

"We know I come back nonetheless." Glynda wave him off as she still calmed down from her initial laughter.

____________________________

"I don't care-I don't care that you killed me." Glynda spoke with an exhausted sigh as Klein laughed. "Why does Nogla have to run over my loot?"

____________________________

"Oh, so Jaune's the reason Miss Goodwitch left." Nora said in realization, still giggling a bit.

"Yeah, I kind of put the nail in the coffin by stealing her stuff." Jaune sheepishly chuckled while rubbing the back of her neck.

"I can easily see now how Miss Goodwitch gets angry in this universe." Blake added with a small chuckle.

"She even gets pissed at the smallest things." Mercury pointed out with a short laugh before eating more popcorn.

____________________________

As Glynda said this, Jaune started to drop the loot he stall from Glynda.

The video cut to Glynda having joined back into the game, with all of her stuff, as she then walked over to Jaune.

"Alright. Alright. I brought you guys all here today, to show you something." Vanoss stated to everyone as Glynda hit Jaune with her diamond sword. "Alright?"

"Okay." Tai said.

"Boooo!!" Emerald shouted in reply.

"No, but listen, listen. It's gonna turn you kids into adults." Vanoss said with a dramatic tone. "Alright? So follow me."

Just as Vanoss got down from the Beacon, Taiyang walked up to it.

"Emerald, would you say that this is the end of the road, right here?" Taiyang asked Emerald as he motioned to the end of the brick road at the Beacon.

"🎶Although we've come to the end of the road.🎶" Emerald sang, prompting Roman to hit the disconnect button, as well as prompting herself, Taiyang, Jaune, and Klein to laugh.

____________________________

"Why am I singing?" Emerald asked with a raised brow.

"It sounds like an inside joke between you and Dad." Ruby suggested with a shrug. "You do have a nice singing voice though."

"Um... thanks." Emerald replied, unsure she how she felt about the compliment.

"Now, why did I leave?" Roman asked.

'Maybe you didn't like the joke.' Neo signed to her boss before flipping her sigh around. 'Or the song.'

____________________________

"Why did Roman leave?" Jaune asked.

Roman sighed as he began to join the game again. "Because I'm... racist."

"Haha!" Vanoss chuckled.

____________________________

"Could have fooled me." Sienna sarcastically remarked.

"I don't the joke." Roman said in confusion.

"The song Emerald sang was originally sung by a dark skinned music group." Vortech explained.

"Mmm... still don't get it." Roman shook his head.

Vortech shrugged while putting his hand against his helmet before replying. "This universe doesn't have faunus either. Instead, racism was originally white skinned people against dark skinned people."

"...Well that just sounds stupid." Emerald bluntly said.

"Racism in a nutshell." Vortech replied to shrug. "They're all insignificant beings to begin with compared to individuals such as I."

____________________________

MINECRAFT

"Okay, so we become adults today. Is that it? Yeah?" Jaune asked as he walked sup to Vanoss.

"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah." Vanoss answered back.

"Finally." Taiyang said.

"So follow me." Vanoss told everyone as she directed them to her treehouse.

"Pussy boys." Jaune commented as he followed along.

"Wait, is it-is it a Bar-mitzvah?" Emerald asked as everyone started to follow Vanoss.

____________________________

"What's a Bar-Mitzvah?" Penny asked.

"A religious initiation ceremony for boys reaching the age of thirteen within the Jewish religion." Vortech explained before nodded his head over to the resident chameleon faunus. "It's the same religion this universe's variant of Ilia was raised in."

"Hmm." Ilia hummed, unsure of what to feel about this piece of news... mainly because she didn't know what being Jewish meant.

____________________________

"Woah. Woah." Roman suddenly said as he was last to follow Vanoss and the rest of the group.

"You'll find out. You'll find out." Vanoss turned to everyone before continued to lead them to her treehouse. "Just follow me."

"Okay." Klein replied.

"I'm gonna-I'm gonna-I'm gonna give you guys the grand tour of, alright." Vanoss told everyone.

"Okay. Okay." Emerald nodded as everyone walked.

"Oh, boy." Ilia said, expecting something weird to happen.

"Of becoming an adult?" Tai asked with a small chuckle.

"Yeah, yeah. No—." Vanoss answered to Tai as some of the group started to laugh and chuckle.

____________________________

The moment Moo-Taiyang asked his question, everyone started to chuckle again.

"I didn't realize the double meaning behind that, until now." Yang said as she chuckled.

"Are we going to see something risky on this tour?" Mercury chuckled as well.

"I hope not." Ruby giggled in response.

____________________________

"Oh, God." Emerald said with a chuckle. "We had this class in the fifth grade. I don't know what shi-I don't know what you're doing."

____________________________

"Sex-Ed in fifth grade?" Emerald asked with a chuckle. "Isn't that something meant for when kids are older?"

"They have to learn sometime." Cinder said shrug with a humored smile.

____________________________

"Alright, guys. Everyone take a cart." Vanoss told her friends as they got to her railway. "Everyone take a cart."

"She used a banana." Emerald said in regards to her teacher.

____________________________

"Woah. Woah. What about a banana?" Yang asked with a surprised chuckle.

"I want to know how that class went." Mercury said with a snicker. "Sounded like fun."

"I guess some teachers have different ideas when teaching students about procreation." Glynda remarked with a raised brow.

"I guess her teacher went for a more demonstrative route." Qrow commented with a short chuckled before taking a swing of his flask.

____________________________

"Oh, well this is the last cart ride I'll have..." Glynda said as Emerald and Ilia laughed.

"Follow me." Vanoss said as she got in her cart.

"Till I'm fucking dead." Glynda finished her sentence.

____________________________

"Looks like I expect something to happen when following Vanoss." Glynda said with a small titter.

"If she replaced the water with concrete again, your expectations would be warranted." Ironwood replied with a humored smile.

____________________________

The video cut to everyone within Vanoss's treehouse, the floor covered in snow.

"Alright!" Vanoss shouted before faking down through the hole were the track went up to get inside the treehouse. "Oh, shit."

"Hahahaha!" Emerald and Ilia laughed.

"Huhahahah!" Klein laughed as well.

"Alright!" Vanoss shouted again as she got back up. "Alright. Alright."

"Holy shit." Klein said as he chuckled. "I thought that was the end."

____________________________

"Vanoss falls down instead: tour's over." Roman said as he chuckled a bit.

"That railway entrance is a hazard for anyone that's not looking." Weiss pointed out. "Vanoss probably should have made another entrance above where the railway stops."

"Then she could prank people more." Nora added with a giggle.

____________________________

"Hehehe. Alright." Vanoss chuckled before becoming a little more serious. "I'm gonna show you some secrets, okay? But you can't tell anyone. Alright? I-I specifically—."

"We're everyone on the server." Glynda pointed out with a giggle.

"There's like thirty-seven people here." Klein said as Ilia chuckled.

"I specifically brought you guys, cause I trust you out of all the people on this server." Vanoss told her friends. "Okay?"

"We're the only fucking people on the server!" Roman shouted.

____________________________

"Let her be imaginative." Ruby called out to the screen.

"If Miss Vanoss wants to have fun with her surprises, then I say she should have fun." Penny stated with a nod of her head.

"How many other YouTuber friends do they all have?" Blake asked.

"Quite a bit more." Vortech replied. "But they don't play on this server."

____________________________

"The only person not here is Delirious." Emerald said.

"Unfortunately-unfortunately Lui and Delirious couldn't make it." Vanoss said. "Because they-because they had a few plans."

____________________________

"Okay. Who's Delirious, and who's Lui?" Yang asked.

"H20 Delirious. Nora Valkyrie's YouTuber persona." Vortech started to explain.

"Yes! I'm in the group too!" Nora cheered.

"Delirious. Fitting." Ren muttered to himself with a sideways nod of his head.

"You currently sit at thirteen point three million subscribers with two point five thousand videos." Vortech told Nora.

Nora gasped a bit at this before growing a bright smile. "I'm internet famous!"

"Looks like Nora just beat out Miss Goodwitch." Jaune commented with a chuckle.

"Lui Calibre is Mercury Black." Vortech then explained. "He currently sits five point o-eight million subscribers with four hundred and fifty-eight videos."

"What's with the short amount of content?" Mercury asked.

"For starters, you're not as active than everyone else." Vortech said before glancing up in thought. "Especially with what's going on now. Also, a good amount of your videos are livestreams."

"Oh. Okay then." Mercury replied before giving a shrug and looking back at the screen.

____________________________

"Wait, Lui plays on this server?" Emerald asked in surprise.

"Yes. Where have you been?" Roman asked as he turned to Emerald, who's character was herself in a blue dinosaur onesie with elytra wings.

"I haven't played with Lui one time!" Emerald shouted.

____________________________

"Awe. Em, I didn't know you cared." Mercury told his partner in faux-sincerity.

"Don't even start." Emerald replied with an eye roll.

____________________________

"He's been here since the start." Taiyang pointed out.

"Oh, well what's that tell ya, huh?" Roman asked with a knowing tone. "What's that tell ya?"

"She's racist." Vanoss added in.

____________________________

"Okay, what's with that joke?" Emerald asked.

"Mercury is of the ethnicity of being Hispanic." Vortech explained. "There's a lot of ethnicities, and they all have their racists."

"Of course there are." Ilia stated with an eye roll.

____________________________

The video then cut to everyone paying attention to Vanoss.

"I'm gonna start this tour off with a little bit of a classic magic trick." Vanoss stated. "So what-what I want you guys to do is turn around. Turn around—."

"Hoodini!" Emerald shouted.

"Oh, no." Glynda said with a worried tone.

"Just shut the-shut up!" Vanoss shouted at Emerald, causing Ilia to laugh and Roman to chuckle. "Turn around! Turn around, and count to three."

"Face the wall." Roman added in as everyone was now facing the wall.

"I want you to say the magic word." Vanoss told them. "One—."

"What is it?" Roman asked.

"What is it-what is it?" Klein asked as well.

"You-you'll know." Vanoss told Klein. "Just say whatever comes to your mind. One. Two. Three."

"Poop!" Glynda shouted.

"Moo." Taiyang shouted.

"Penis." Roman called out.

"Hoodini." Ilia said as the sound of a door shifting open was heard.

____________________________

"Always need a magic word to activate the magic spell." Ruby said with a nod of her head.

"Not in our world." Ozpin thought to himself.

"Miss Goodwitch said poop." Nora childishly giggled.

"And Torchwick said penis." Blake stated before glancing back at the criminal with a raised brow. "Anything you want to say?"

"I mean... Vanoss said to pick a magic word." Roman replied an awkward shrug.

"And you chose penis." Sienna told him with a short snort.

"Whatever. It's still funny." Roman shot back with a grumble.

____________________________

Everyone turned around in time to see the trap door floor close.

"Wha-Neo." Jaune said with a chuckle.

____________________________

Immediately, Cinder, Emerald, and Mercury all widened their eyes at the words Nogla-Jaune just said.

Roman, who had still been grumbling, froze at the name was said.

Neo had froze as well, chest feeling as if it had tightened at what she heard Nogla-Jaune call Vanoss.

"Wait a minute... Vanoss is actually Torchwick's crony?" Yang asked in total surprise.

"Talk about a twist." Ruby said with her own shock.

"Vanoss is Neo..." Roman muttered with wide eyes as he slowly turned to the screen, a wide smile growing on his face. "Vanoss is Neo! And she can talk! Hahaha!"

Neo smiled so brightly, she could light up a room like a Christmas tree.

"It's a Non-Descript Holiday miracle!" Roman shouted in joyous laughter while throwing his hands to the air. "Neo has a voice!"

"Finally..." Neo thought to herself as she wiped a tear from her eye. "I have a voice I can place to myself."

"It's all makes so much sense now." Roman grasped his head with his hands, his grinning smile still on his face. "The tone of laughter. Our comradery. The pranks! It was Neo the entire time!"

"Wow." Blake said as she gave Roman an owlish look. "I never thought I'd see Torchwick this happy."

"I guess he really cares about Neo." Weiss said in equal bewilderment.

"Well, now that you all know Vanoss's true identity, it's time I give you the rest of the information." Vortech said with a chuckle. "Neopolitan. Also known as VanossGaming. Currently sitting at twenty-five point five million subscribers with one point four thousand videos. She is the most recognizable and famous amongst your particular group."

"Twenty-five million?" Nora asked with wide eyes. "I've been toppled!"

Neo, having wiped the rest of her tears from her eyes, smirked proudly before signing: 'Now I'm Internet famous.'

"Wow!" Roman shouted again as he fell back in his chair, staring to the ceiling. "This is... this is just... wow."

"Yes. It's all very exciting." Vortech drawled out in a tone that suggested otherwise. "But why don't we save your excitement for later, and continue on with the video."

"Okay. Okay." Roman said with a his hands raised a bit, taking in a deep breaths. "I'm good now... let's get on with Doomsday."

____________________________

"Wha-haha! He—!" Glynda laughed.

"Ta-da!" Vanoss, now revealed to be Neo said to her friends as Glynda laughed some more.

"I don't know guys. Could be anywhere." Taiyang said with a mock confused tone, prompting everyone to chuckle.

"Did I turn around too early, or was she late?" Klein asked as he chuckled.

____________________________

"I guess Vanoss-Neo didn't probably coordinate the trick well." Penny said with a giggle.

'Probably should have hit the button at two.' Neo signed with a humored smile.

____________________________

"Alright! Alright, alright, alright. Okay! Okay! Okay. Okay." Neo called out to everyone as Roman had activated the hidden button and fell down. "Let me show you guys how to do it."

"Weee. I found out how to do it." Jaune said as he fell as well.

Roman had fallen into the water, not dying this time as he got out to see Neo with the blue concrete, just as Jaune had fallen down.

"You press the button. You press the button." Neo said as she started to put down the blue concrete.

"Oh..." Jaune trailed off as he saw what Neo was up to.

____________________________

"Looks like Neo's about to replace the water again." Roman said with a chuckle. "I'm so proud."

Neo responded with a giggle towards Roman said as she cutely held her hands together in her lap while swinging her legs out a bit.

"Well, this is going to go well." Glynda said with a scoffing chuckle.

"How many people here is she gonna tick off?" Taiyang asked with a short laugh.

"This is going to be good." Mercury smirked as he sat up in his seat a bit.

"Come on, funny content." Yang said with a similar expectant tone.

____________________________

Before Neo could finish, Emerald was next to fall down, landing into the smaller pool of water.

"That is-that is-that is not a very big hole!" Emerald shouted as Taiyang and Glynda were next to fall down.

____________________________

"Drat." Neo thought to herself with a frown as she ruefully snapped her fingers.

"Nice try." Emerald smirked as she placed her hands behind her head.

"Looks like me and Glynda are safe too." Tai added with a chuckle.

"Looks like Neo was too slow in putting down the concrete." Yang sighed a bit.

"There's Ilia and Weiss's butler." Ruby pointed out before looking at Ilia. "No offense, Ilia."

"Well, I wouldn't really call that an insult." Ilia replied with a raised brow.

____________________________

"Holy shit!" Ilia shouted as she activated the button.

"You could easily die there." Jaune said.

"Watch out, watch out, watch out." Neo told Glynda, who giggled as he plugged up the the entrance hole with oak wood.

____________________________

"Ohoho. Looks like Glynda wants in on the fun." Qrow said with a snicker.

"My counterpart's mind is currently on the same wave length as Neo." Glynda said with a wary look. "I'm pretty sure I should feel worried."

"Who cares? Now we're finally gonna see people die from the fall." Roman chuckled while rubbing his hands together. "I won't be the only one to fallen for the trap."

____________________________

"Oh, my God!" Ilia shouted as he fell down while Neo had covered up the water with the blue concrete.

"fourzer0 fell from a high place" appeared on the screen.

"Hahahaha!" Glynda laughed as she started to break away the wood she placed in.

"Sick." Ilia remarked with annoyance. "Fucking sick."

____________________________

Everyone all promptly chuckled at the clip of fourzer0seven-Ilia dying, alongside her reaction.

"Of course." Ilia sighed while giving an annoyed chuckle.

"It's not too bad." Blake told Ilia with a soft chuckle while patting her old friend on the shoulder.

"Yes! Haha!" Roman cheered as he laughed.

____________________________

Klein them fell in, showing that he had died from falling from a high place as he smacked against the blue concrete, sending his and Ilia's stuff everywhere as everyone laughed.

"It would appear that I have died." Klein commented as Ilia teleported in. "Huhehehe. Huhehehe."

____________________________

"Oh, poor Klein." Weiss shook her head with a giggle as people laughed again.

"I like how nonchalant he was about it." Yang said as she laughed. "No anger. Just: oh, look, I died. Hehe."

____________________________

"Oh! Oh-hoie!" Jaune coughed as he laughed. "Oh, fuck."

The video cut to Neo standing in front of a door that held the the sign: "ZIP ONLY" on it.

"So this is the VIP room, okay?" Neo told everyone.

"Yes." Roman said.

"It clearly says ZIP." Emerald pointed out.

"Alright, yeah that's an inside joke that a lot of people down understand." Neo said. "Okay!"

"It requires lots of alcohol." Klein said with a chuckle.

____________________________

"Okay, what's the joke there?" Qrow asked, chuckling at the alcohol bit.

"Something about Emerald being drunk and saying Z.I.P instead of V.I.P." Vortech answered.

"Why does stuff like this happen to me?" Emerald asked with a frown.

____________________________

"Are you guys ready?" Neo asked evrryone.

"Yeah." Roman said first.

"Yeah." Emerald said with a gangster tone.

"Yeah!" Ilia shouted.

"Yeah! Open it up!" Jaune called out.

Neo proceeded to do so as she walked into the room first. "Come on in!"

"Whoo! Damn!" Jaune shouted as he enter red the room.

"What the fuck?" Glynda called out in surprise.

"You see this? You see this?" Neo asked.

"Ohh!" Roman shouted as the room everyone had entered into was a black and grey strip club with three red x's on the wall. Techno music playing in the background.

"She actually made a strip club!" Emerald said in shock as everyone was impressed.

"I was joking!" Taiyang shouted in surprise. "Alright!"

"This is the best birthday gift, ever!" Roman shouted as he jumped up and down.

____________________________

"She made a strip club?!" Yang shouted in surprise and shock.

"I guess they are going to do something risky." Mercury said with a chuckle.

"Talk about dedication." Blake said with owlish eyes.

"Penny, if you see a woman taking any of her clothes off, look away." Ruby told her android friend with a fearful look.

"Very well." Penny replied with a nod.

"Has the x's and everything." Qrow said with a short and shocked chuckle.

"Neo, you are amazing." Roman told his partner with with giddy smile.

'I know.' Neo signed back with a smirk.

"Please tell me we're not about to something the children shouldn't." Glynda said to Vortech with a concerned look.

"Yeah, I'm more worried about Ruby here." Taiyang said with crossed arms.

"And I with Penny." Pietro voiced in agreement.

"I'd rather Weiss not view something so uncouth." Winter stated with a frown.

"Relax. Minecraft is a game for all ages." Vortech waved them all off. "You can build stuff like this, but you can't use strippers and harlots without very strange mods. Now, please. Enjoy the stupidity as it unfolds."

____________________________

"Whoo!" Taiyang cheered as Jaune got up on the stage and started to crouch his character up and down.

"Alright, alright. Now look in here! Look in here!" Neo directed her friends to several black boxes behind the tables. "Look at what you got in there."

"What is it?" Klein asked as they all walked up to the boxes.

"Ohh! Paper!" Jaune shouted out.

"Paper!" Taiyang shouted as well everyone opened the boxes to get out sheets of paper. "Make it rain!"

____________________________

"Oh, I did not need to hear Dad say that." Yang shook her head with a disturbed chuckle.

"Vanoss-Neo actually put in paper in place of stripper money." Ruby said with a horrified look as she placed her head in her hands. "I'm done."

"You wouldn't even let me to take you to a club for both of your bachelor parties, and yet you're more than willing in a video game." Qrow told Tai with a dry look.

"Because I'm a faithful man." Tai replied back. "I don't need strippers. We can't all have one night stands like you."

"Not my fault chicks dig me." Qrow rose his arms up in mock surrender.

____________________________

"Ohh!" Emerald drawled out as she shouted.

"Yeah." Neo called out with pride.

"Make it rain on that house! Make it rain on that house!" Jaune rapped.

"Oh, make it rain!" Ilia shouted out.

"Hey, Panda." Neo called out to Klein.

"Panda!" Roman shouted to Klein as well, knowing what Neo was thinking about.

"I feel like you're in the right... attire for this." Neo told him.

"Your dressed to impress. Go." Roman told Klein.

"Oh, perfect." Klein said as he walked over to the back room of the strip club.

____________________________

"Wait, what?" Weiss asked with a terror-filled expression. "No... no. I don't need to see this."

"To be fair, he is the only one with the least clothing on his character." Ilia told the heiress.

"This definitely has to be the weirdest strip club experience anyone will ever have." Emerald said with a scoffing chuckle as had her brow raised the entire time.

"Klein on a stripper's stage." Winter said with a perturbed look. "I... I don't want that image in my head."

____________________________

"Get your greasy-ass in there." Jaune said as he chuckled.

____________________________

"Oh... Jaune..." Pyrrha said with a taken aback appearance. "Please... never, ever say anything like that."

"I feel dirty just by hearing my counterpart say it." Jaune said with an agape jaw.

"That's something I don't think I'll be able to get out of my head anytime soon." Ren said with a calm frown.

"Someone's getting into it." Mercury chuckled.

"Who knew Jaune liked to party like this." Yang joked between herself and her teammates.

"Don't make it worse." Weiss told her with a scowl.

____________________________

"There's a bar in here!" Taiyang called out.

"Come out-come out from the stage." Neo told Klein as Roman went over to the disco booth.

"Next up is your fan favorite of the club: BigJigglyTitties!" Roman shouted with an auto tune.

"Hi!" Klein shouted with a flamboyant tone as he entered onto the stage.

____________________________

The video clip had elicited a few laughs and chuckles from the more immature of the audience, while a few of the more composed held frowns and scandalized looks.

"I need to bleach my eyes." Cinder said with a straight face.

"Never thought I'd ever announce a stripper onto the stage." Roman said as he laughed, with Neo giggling beside him.

'How much to take the bra off?' Neo signed in a joking manner.

"Oh, I will never get this out of my head." Weiss vehemently spoke as she rubbed the side of her temples.

"And there goes my image of Klein." Winter said with a deadpan.

"Well, male strippers are a thing." Sienna commented with a short and disturbed chuckle. "I can't say I'd ever want one to be this man."

____________________________

"Ohh!" Emerald cheered out.

"Whoo whoo Whoo!" Jaune whooped.

"Wait why is he throwing paper?" Taiyang asked as Roman walked out to see Klein was throwing out paper.

"Why are-why are you throwing money at us?" Emerald asked, prompting everyone to chuckle.

"I'm a confused stripper, alright?" Klein told Emerald as everyone laughed.

"He's a reverse stripper." Taiyang called out.

____________________________

"Wouldn't a reverse stripper be a stripper that puts on clothes for money?" Sienna asked in confusion. "You know what... why am I even trying to question this?"

"Beats the hell out of me." Tai replied to her with a chuckle.

____________________________

"Hey! Ho!" Klein's shouted as he did his best to make it seem his character was dancing on the stripper pole as everyone cheered as they threw paper at him.

"Yeah! Make it rain!" Neo called out.

"Shake that ass!" Ilia shouted as Vanoss stepped back from the stage.

____________________________

"Well, I just said that." Ilia said with a feint blush of embarrassment. "To a guy, no less. Why couldn't it have been a girl?"

"Our counterpart have all said weird things at this point." Jaune told Ilia with a sympathetic nod.

"At the very least, you all seem to be having fun." Pyrrha offered with an uncertain smile.

____________________________

"Man, this is gonna kill someone!" Roman shouted as the screen zoomed in on Glynda.

"Oh-oh-AAAHHH!!" Glynda suddenly shouted as she fell down through a trap door and died.

____________________________

Despite the odd section of the video, everyone laughed at Wildcat-Glynda's dismay.

"Well, I died again." Glynda said with a laugh. "I guess my counterpart was right in worrying about going with Neo."

"Perfect timing too." Roman wheezed a bit as he clapped his hands. "Oh, this video is spectacular."

"What sick, twisted individual would make a trap door right in front of the stripper's stage?" Mercury asked with a chuckle.

As she chuckled along, Emerald elbowed Mercury in the shoulder and pointed her thumb back towards Neo.

Mercury looked at Neo, who mischievously giggled as she waved back at him before he turned back around. "Oh, yeah. That sick, twisted individual."

____________________________

"What?" Jaune asked in confusion as everyone stopped throwing paper.

"Wait, what?!" Ilia shouted.

"Where is—?!" Klein asked in confusion in regards to Glynda.

"What?!" Jaune asked as Ilia laughed as everyone stared down the hole Glynda fell through. "What the fuck?"

"Guys, going to strip clubs is bad!" Taiyang shouted to everyone with a fearful tone.

____________________________

"Duly noted!" Penny shouted with a wary look.

"Vanoss-Neo is going for an ace with all these trap doors." Ruby giggled.

"Let this be a lesson to you kids." Tai stated as he looked over to the students. "Always expect something to go wrong from going to a strip club."

"Only if you're not careful." Qrow retorted back to him. "Otherwise you'll end up broke."

"Or you'll end up drunk and tossed out of the club for making the wrong move." Ironwood stated, prompting a few heads to turn his way. "I never did anything like that, but I knew a few soldiers that did, back when I was a specialist."

____________________________

"Fucking sick, man! Awesome!" Glynda shouted in annoyance. "Asshole!"

____________________________

"I agree." Glynda said with a small giggle.

"Someone's angry." Ozpin commented with a humored smile.

"One of the many beautiful things about Neo is that people always forget about her until the moment trouble goes down." Roman sighed with a chuckle. "Said trouble usually being caused by her."

'You praise me too much.' Neo signed to Roman with a sly smile.

____________________________

Roman then promptly hit Jaune down into the hole.

"No!!" Jaune shouted as he fell down and died, prompting another round of laughter.

"Ahaha haha!" Klein laughed.

"Ah, you fucking bastard." Jaune called out to Roman.

"Hahaha." Roman laughed as the trap door closed.

____________________________

"And you also need to watch out for me." Roman said as he laughed.

"Oh, come on." Jaune complained with a small chuckle.

"You kind of had it coming by standing so close to the edge of the hole." Nora told her leader as she giggled.

____________________________

"I wish I had seen that." Klein admitted. "I was collecting money, and then I heard a scream."

The video then cut to everyone at the bar, the techno music still playing.

"You guys want a drink?" Neo asked everyone as she tossed out a potion bottle.

"I'll take it." Glynda said.

"I don't know if I trust your beverages." Klein told Neo.

____________________________

"Given everything Vanoss-Neo has done to them at this point, I wouldn't blame him." Pyrrha tittered a bit.

"They're probably laced." Cinder added in with a humored smirk.

"You even put in a bar." Roman said to Neo. "You've outdone yourself, Neo."

Neo brightly smiled up at her boss before looking back at the screen.

____________________________

"Yeah, boy!" Jaune shouted as Glynda started to drink her potion bottle.

"I'm poisoned." Glynda nonchalantly said as her character was shown with green swirls as she took damage.

"It literally says potion of poison." Emerald said as some of them chuckled.

____________________________

"Of course it does." Emerald said with a short laugh.

"And Glynda's the one to drink first." Qrow added with a chuckle before looking over to said blonde woman. "You're not stealing my shtick, are you?"

"Me? Never. You can keep drunken personality." Glynda replied to her colleague.

____________________________

"Hahaha!" Ilia laughed.

"Yeah, I'm not drinking that stuff." Klein stated.

"It's alcohol, dude!" Jaune said as he had drank the potion as well, poisoning himself. "I got alcohol poisoning. Fuck yeah!"

"Turn up, brother." Ilia told Jaune in a country accent.

"Ah, man, I'm downing these!" Jaune shouted as he continued to drink the potions of poison.

____________________________

"Way to go, fearless leader!" Nora cheered at the screen.

"How much poison am I about to drink?" Jaune asked with a nervous chuckle.

"You definitely seem to be getting into the part role here, so I would imagine quite a bit." Ren told Jaune.

"Alcohol poisoning." Qrow repeated with a chuckle. "I can see what Vanoss-Neo was going for."

"Ever been through that?" Winter asked Qrow with a raised brow.

"One time. But I was in a depression." Qrow said with a shrug. "Had to remove to kidney."

____________________________

"Come on, be Irish! Come on!" Roman shouted to Jaune.

"I'm fucking downing these! I'm fucking downing these!" Jaune continued to shout.

"Be Irish! Come on!" Roman shouted again.

"Give me some more! I'm fucking-I'm gonna get blacked out!" Jaune shouted, really pushing up his accent.

____________________________

"Salute!" Qrow called with a laugh before taking a swing of his flask.

"I take it the Irish like to drink?" Roman asked Vortech with a chuckle.

"Some of the best beer comes from Ireland." Vortech stated.

"Sounds like my kind of town." Qrow chuckled a bit before taking another swing.

____________________________

"There you go." Ilia told Jaune as Roman went over to the bar to get more potions. "There's some more."

"I'm fucking drinking all this poison! Fuck me up, bruv!" Jaune shouted before Glynda shot Jaune with an arrow, killing him.

"HaHah!" Neo chuckled at the sight.

"Hahaha!" Ilia and Glynda laughed as well.

____________________________

Once more, everyone laughed and chuckled at the video.

"Okay. I deserved that." Jaune said as he laughed.

"Drinker Jaune was an odd sight to see." Pyrrha said as she chuckled.

"At least the poison didn't kill him." Yang said as she laughed. "But I never thought I'd hear Jaune say he was gonna get blacked out."

"Party animals do as party animals do." Nora added while wheezing a bit.

____________________________

"Thank you." Taiyang told Glynda before Jaune spawned back.

"Get me back in there!" Jaune shouted as he drank more potions.

"More!" Roman shouted as he tossed Jaune some potions. "More!"

"Get me back in there! I'm gonna drink more! Fucking block off!" Jaune shouted as he drank.

"Do it! Do it! Do it!" Ilia cheered.

"Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!" Roman cheered Jaune on.

"I swear someone's shootin' an arrow at me." Jaune said as Glynda fired another arrow into him.

____________________________

"Gee, I wonder who." Glynda sarcastically said as she laughed.

"It's not a party unless people cheer someone on to drink something." Ilia giggled a bit at the sight.

"And with that, drinking Jaune is back." Pyrrha said a she chuckled some more.

____________________________

"Yeah!" Roman cheered as he tossed out papers to Jaune.

"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" Emerald cheered Jaune as well.

"Take it off! Show us your dick!" Roman shouted in a flamboyant voice. "Whoo!"

"I—." Jaune began to say before Glynda killed him again with an arrow.

____________________________

"Woah, woah!" Jaune said with a very unnerved laugh.

"It... is a strip club." Blake said with a disturbed titter.

"Is there something else you want to say, Torchwick?" Emerald asked Roman as she mischievously chuckled.

"God Dammit." Roman shook his head with a sighing laugh. "What's with my counterpart and dicks?"

____________________________

"Hahaha." Neo chuckled at the sight, alongside Glynda. "Today, Jaune became a man."

"Yeah." Roman said in serious tone as he chuckled as well, all the while Jaune had respawned back in.

____________________________

"Drank the entire bar empty." Qrow said with a chuckle.

"I guess that's one way of becoming a man." Jaune said snicker.

"A real man definitely knows how to take his poison." Yang joked with a short laugh. "Something you went head first into."

____________________________

"Alright, the tour's not over. The tour's not over." Neo told everyone as they started to exit the strip club.

"Okay." Klein said with a chuckle.

"Alright!" Jaune shouted with a burp.

"So, come here." Neo said as she led everyone out into the hallway. "Come to the center."

"Okay." Jaune said as everyone crowed around.

"Guys, listen." Neo told everyone.

"Okay." Klein said.

"I'm about to show you something, alright? This is the grand finale." Neo stated.

____________________________

"Doomsday." Neo thought to herself in a sing-song voice as she giggled.

"It's time to get this party really started." Nora said with giddish glee.

"It's finally arrived." Yang added with an excited smile.

"It's time for all hell to break lose." Cinder said with a humored smirk.

"Things are about to get hectic." Ruby stated with a quiet giggle.

____________________________

"Am I man yet?" Jaune asked. "Am I man yet?"

"Where's the next-where's the next hole at?" Klein asked. "That's what I'm waiting for."

"Yeah. Where's the next glory hole?" Roman asked with a chuckle.

____________________________

"Hehe. Nice." Roman said with a chuckle.

"How crude." Winter said with a humored eye roll.

____________________________

"You are a man." Neo told Jaune. "How do you feel?"

"Ah, I feel great, dude. I feel great." Jaune said as he began to speak in a deep tone. "I feel good. Kill me."

"Okay, kill-hahahaha!" Neo laughed at what Jaune said.

____________________________

"How everyone feels like after drinking so much." Qrow spoke with a knowing chuckle.

"Jaune's deep voice is both scary and frightening." Yang said with a snicker.

"You could voice an evil robot in a cartoon." Nora told Jaune with a smile.

"I don't think I could do that voice a lot." Jaune said with a sheepish laugh.

____________________________

"Klein and I have to jump over everyone's shoulder for fucking footage." Roman said in annoyance as he jumped up and down.

"Yeah-haha, right?" Klein chuckled in agreement. "At least I got a good workout for it."

"Hey, Miss Vanoss! Over here! Big fan! Big fan!" Roman mocked the voice of a potential fan of Neo's as he jumped up and down.

____________________________

"I've gone through that with some reporters and fans." Pyrrha said with a knowing giggle.

"Same." Weiss replied.

"I went through that when I was the SDC heiress." Winter said with a shake of her head.

"Every time." Ironwood stated.

"Reporters just love me whenever I'm caught for a moment." Roman said with a smirk.

"What famous person doesn't have fans and reporters flocking to them?" Ozpin rhetorically asked.

____________________________

"Alright, listen." Neo told everyone again. "This is the grand finale, alright? I'm about to show you some top secret shit."

"Kay." Jaune commented.

"Okay." Emerald nodded.

"Cause we-we physically-I physically made you guys mature, now it's time to make your minds mature." Neo said in a serious voice.

"That sounds wrong." Jaune said as he and Ilia chuckled.

"Huhahahaha." Klein laughed alongside Roman and Ilia.

____________________________

Immediately, everyone gave varying disturbed looks at what Vanoss-Neo said. Most finding it funny in a way.

"Oh, dear God." Glynda said with an indignant snort.

"Well that just happened." Port spoke with a coughing laugh.

"I was unprepared to hear those words." Ozpin said with a calm chuckle.

"Yeah, you-you might want to choose your words better." Ruby said with a wheezing giggle.

"Oh, Neo..." Roman laughed while shaking his head.

"Yeah, hehe. I could have phrased that better." Neo thought to herself, shrugging to Roman with a humored smile.

"She'd immediately get on a watch list if she said that to a group of kids." Emerald said as she wheezed and laughed.

"I'm afraid I don't quite understand." Penny said with a frown.

"I'll-hehe-I'll explain it to you later, Penny." Yang told the ginger-haired girl while laughing.

"Things just took an accidental dark turn a bit." Blake wheezed a bit.

____________________________

"You might want to rephrase that." Emerald told Neo with a wary tone.

"I'm just saying that-you-you guys—." Neo attempted to speak.

"I went down there, and I straight done beat the pubes out of you!" Glynda shouted with a country accent.

"HAHAHAHA!" Everyone laughed again.

____________________________

If what Vanoss-Neo said had caused people to laugh before, what Wildcat-Glynda added to it only made their laughter skyrocket.

"Why?!" Glynda called out while laughing uncontrollably.

"Hahaha! And there's the icing on the cake." Sienna laughed as she slapped her leg.

"Oh, it's perfect." Qrow said as he wiped a tear out of laughter. "I'm really liking this version of Glynda."

"That...that makes two of us." Tai told him as he laughed and wheezed.

____________________________

"I'm just saying-I'm just saying-I'm just-I'm just saying Nogla felt funny in his pants today." Neo said as she looked at Jaune. "So you know, that's—you know."

"Ah, yes." Jaune said with a nod as Roman chuckled. "Yes I shat myself."

"Yeah, that-that wasn't a shovel in his pants." Neo remarked.

____________________________

"Oh, dear." Jaune sighed with a laugh.

"This is just getting plain weird." Ilia shook her her a snort.

____________________________

"Okay, time to show you guys the room of knowledge." Neo told everyone as Roman still hopped up and down.

"Okay." Emerald said with intrigue.

"Ooh." Ilia said.

"Okay." Jaune said, dumbly.

"What I want you guys-fourzer0, do me a favor." Neo said as she turned to Ilia. "Right-click on that bed, right there."

Ilia looked at the bed with a wary look. "Oh, God."

However, before she could hit the image of the bed, Jaune had already hit it, causing part of the bookshelves to open up to reveal another room.

"Bang!" Neo shouted as she entered the room.

"What?" Taiyang drawled out in surprise.

"What—how the fuck did you make a bed a button?" Emerald asked in surprise.

____________________________

"Probably with the same ingenuity Vanoss-Neo used for the rest of her secret entrances and tunnels." Ruby said with a giggle.

"I wouldn't be surprised if she could make an apple a button, given all she's thus far accomplished." Ren said with a humored smile.

"I'm smart that way." Neo thought to herself with a smirk.

____________________________

"Ohh!" Ilia shouted as everyone entered the room.

"What the fuck?!" Glynda shouted in surprise as they had all entered a large room lined with bookshelves and the same ornate red and black carpet from the beginning of the video. "This is too much knowledge!"

____________________________

"I'd want to have a library like that if I ever get my own place to live in." Blake said with a smile.

"Knowing you, half of it would be smut." Yang remarked o her partner.

"For the last time. It's not smut." Blake said with an annoyed tone.

"Sure it isn't." Yang crossed her arms with a dry look.

"It's literature." Blake proclaimed.

"Literature with smut." Ilia muttered, prompting Blake to give Ilia a betrayed look.

____________________________

"Look at this!" Neo shouted as Glynda started to go up the stairs in front of everyone. "Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't go there yet! Everyone stay down here."

"Okay." Glynda replied as she then walked back down the stairs with Neo behind her.

"This is the room of knowledge, alright?" Neo told everyone.

"Yes." Jaune spoke in a deep voice. "I feel smarter already."

"But, but, but..." Neo spoke as she went up the stairs, noticing that Glynda, Jaune, Taiyang, and Emerald were following her. "Stay down there. Stay down there."

"Okay, okay, okay." Jaune replied as everyone went back down.

"Ugh, all these rules!" Taiyang groaned.

"This is part of becoming an adult." Neo told everyone. "Up here is the grand finale."

"Okay." Emerald replied as everyone walked up the steps to peer at what was at the top, revealing the lever part of the room.

"The Holy Grail of knowledge." Neo stated.

"So-so are we allowed to come up there now?" Klein asked as Jaune gasped.

"I don't-I don't know." Taiyang said as he looked back at Klein.

"Yes! Yes!" Neo shouted as she looked towards Klein. "Panda-Panda you get to come up here first, cause you were listening."

"We are. We are. Come on up." Jaune told Klein.

"I always come first." Klein commented as he walked up the stairs.

"Hehahaha. Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed at Klein's joke.

____________________________

"Hehe. Nice one." Qrow said with a chuckle.

"Oh, Klein. Why?" Winter shook her head with a sigh.

"Besides Klein's counterpart's crude humor, it's looks like everything is setting up to what we saw at the beginning." Weiss pointed out, frowning a bit at Klein's joke... mainly because she almost laughed at it.

"I've waited the entire video for this moment." Nora said as she sat up in her seat.

"The room of knowledge will be their undoing." Cinder said with a humored smirk.

____________________________

"That's why-that's why you're a good stripper." Jaune told Klein. "Keep going."

"Alright!" Neo shouted.

"I have a feeling I don't wanna go first." Klein said as he walked up to the lever.

"I don't wanna know." Emerald said with a worried voice.

"Pull the lever!" Taiyang shouted.

"Read it!" Neo told Klein. "Don't do anything yet, just read it."

"Pull for knowledge." Klein read the sign before turning around. "I do that every night."

____________________________

The audience chuckled a bit at Klein's joke once more. They may have all ready have heard it, but that still didn't stop it from being funny.

"Everything's come full circle now." Roman said with an excited snicker.

"It's finally happening." Nora said as she shook in her seat with a wide smile.

____________________________

"Alright guys-hahahaha!" Neo laughed as the other chuckled at Klein's joke.

Klein then pulled the lever, revealing the hidden room with the open book on the book stand.

"Ohh!" Jaune said as Klein gasped.

"Oh, my God!" Ilia shouted in surprise as the video showed the TNT carts activating and rolling off.

____________________________

"There they go." Nora said in a sing-song tone.

"And it looks like they left without a hitch this time either." Ruby said.

"Oh, this is going to be good." Yang said as she sat up in her seat.

____________________________

"It's telling me to read the knowledge." Klein told everyone as the carts went on to their designated houses. "I'm gonna do it."

"What's it say?" Jaune asked.

"Doomsday is now active." Klein read as Roman and Neo had all ready teleported to their tree.

____________________________

Both Roman and Neo shared knowing looks with each other before the both of them mischievously snickered.

____________________________

"Wait, what?!" Taiyang asked in surprise.

"If you are reading this, it means I already teleported to witness the footage." Klein read as Roman gave another snicker as the carts were shown still rolling.

"No!" Glynda shouted.

"Wait! Oh, God." Emerald said in worry. "Oh God."

"No!" Taiyang shouted as well.

"I suggest you do the same. Love, Vanoss." Klein finished reading. "Well I'm gonna take this book then. Fuck it."

"Wait, what?!" Ilia shouted as the first cart if TNT reached its destination, blowing up alongside the rest of the TNT under the house it arrived to.

"What the fuck?" Jaune asked.

"Wait, what is—?" Glynda asked before Klein's house, which was filled with pandas, was shown to blow up first. "AAAHH!"

"What? What happened?!" Jaune shouted as Neo chuckled.

"Oh, no." Taiyang said with dread

"What the fuck?! I hear TNT explosions!" Glynda shouted as the next cart reached its house, blowing up.

"It's raining." Klein commented as everyone teleported outside, all of them shouting and clamoring as Glynda's house blew up next.

"There goes Glynda's house!" Ilia shouted shouted with a laugh.

"You fucker!" Glynda shouted.

"Holy smokes!" Jaune shouted in shock.

"Why is it always mine?!" Glynda shouted as she ran up to her destroyed house as everyone else laughed.

____________________________

"Yes! It's begun!" Nora cheered.

'Repent. The end is near.' Neo held up with a sign as she giggled.

"I take it from what my counterpart said, this isn't the first time my house has been blown up?" Glynda asked Vortech with a chuckle.

"Like I said. Everyone likes to tick you off." Vortech replied to her. "Your house has been subjugated to several pranks by this point. Ones that mainly involve Neo and TNT."

"Tbt must have been frustrating." Glynda remarked as she still chuckled.

____________________________

"Holy shit!" Ilia said in shock.

"You blew up my chest room and everything!" Glynda shouted again.

"Aaahaaah!" Emerald vocalized.

"Hahahahaha!" Ilia laughed loudly.

"It's not over yet! It's not over yet!" Neo called out to everyone from atop the tree.

"What do you mean it's not over yet?" Klein asked.

"What?" Taiyang asked.

"Wait, what?" Jaune asked as well.

"What do you mean?" Emerald asked.

"There's gonna be more shit?!" Jaune asked. "Oh, please say it ain't my house. It's so obviously gonna be my house."

"Nah. Nah-Nah, you're good. You're good Nogla." Neo told Jaune.

"Just-Nah it'll definitely be mine." Jaune said otherwise.

"It would be too expected." Neo told him.

____________________________

"Oh, yeah. My house will definitely blow up." Jaune stated with a chuckle.

"It looks like everything's delayed again." Ilia pointed out.

"At least Wildcat-Goodwitch's house being blown up is proof that the carts are on their way." Nora said with an excited look.

"You could also say that the delay of the carts adds in a suspense factor." Mercury said with a chuckle. "No one knows who's house is gonna be next."

____________________________

"Nah, it's definitely gonna be fucking mine." Jaune said.

"Nogla, your house is fine. See?" Neo told Jaune.

"Ahh, it's gonna blow up." Jaune said with a sighing groan.

"No it's not!" Neo called back.

"You fuckers, get down from that tree!" Jaune called out to Neo and Roman. "I know the two of ye concocted this."

"Wait, what?" Klein asked Jaune in confusion.

"You two concoctors." Jaune told Neo and Roman.

____________________________

"Thats us." Neo thought with a silent giggle.

"My accent really makes me say stuff in a weird way." Jaune said with a short laugh.

"At least he knows right away that both Neo and Torchwick are responsible for all of this." Weiss said with a snicker.

____________________________

"Where are you guys at?" Emerald asked. "How did you get in the three?"

"They're up in that tree!" Jaune shouted.

"Look at Panda's house!" Neo said as she and Roman began to chuckle.

"What?" Klein asked in confusion.

"How did you get up in the tree?" Emerald asked again.

"Panda, your house looks a bit different." Jaune said as he turned around to see that a chunk of of land had been blown up from where Klein's house was.

"Oh..." Klein said in realization.

____________________________

People laughed and chuckled again at Panda-Klein's subtle reaction.

"Oh, poor Klein." Weiss said once again. "He lost his house and all of his pandas."

"Just the subtle responses he gives always gets me." Yang said in between laughs.

"Klein's house looking a bit different is an immense understatement." Winter said as she tried to control her chuckling.

"It was renovated into a crater." Tai remarked with a short laugh.

____________________________

"I can't see any of this shit!" Emerald shouted in annoyance.

"Oh, my God!" Glynda shouted as everyone started to indiscriminately shout amongst each other.

"Aaghh!!" Taiyang shouted in frustration as more buildings blew up.

"Holy shit! There goes Chick-Fil-A!" Ilia shouted as the restaurant blew up, alongside parts of the Homer building.

"Oh, no!" Taiyang shouted.

"Nooo!" Emerald shouted in despair.

"And Taiyang's house! And the courthouse!" Klein shouted.

"Oh, my days!" Jaune shouted at all the madness.

"Yeaah!" Roman cheered alongside Neo as Jaunems house was next to be blown up. "It's beautiful!"

____________________________

"It truly is! Haha!" Roman shouted in agreement with his counterpart as he laughed.

"Everything is going to chaos." Nora said as she giggled.

"So many explosions." Ruby said as she laughed.

"These reactions are great." Emerald said as she wheezed a bit. "Everyone is so pissed."

____________________________

"There's so much TNT!" Glynda shouted.

"Holy shit!" Ilia shouted again.

"It's beautiful!" Roman shouted once more.

"What have you done?!" Taiyang shouted in shock.

"Nogla's house is gone!" Emerald shouted.

Next to blow up was Emerald's underwater dome as Neo laughed.

"Oh, yeah. Shit, fuck." Jaune swore.

____________________________

Jaune gave a laugh towards his counterpart's reaction as he shook his head. "Yep. It definitely did."

"I'm sure he'll be able to get a new one." Pyrrha told her partner in between her laughter.

____________________________

"No! Is that my house?!" Emerald shouted as Roman chuckled. "You guys are fucking dicks! No! My village!"

____________________________

"Wait, I even had a village in my underwater dome?" Emerald asked she laughed at her counterpart's reaction. "You two are pricks."

All Roman and Neo did in response was laugh and giggle in their own separate ways.

____________________________

"It's okay. Nogla's house is gone." Taiyang said in relief as Roman flew in the sky with his elytra wings, viewing the total damages as he house was also shown to have been blown up—the remnants flooded with water. "Oh!"

"The police station's still fine though, guys." Neo said as if nothing went wrong.

"That's true. That's true." Jaune said.

"So, I guess I-I guess I deserve to go there." Neo said as Roman still flew around.

____________________________

'Better put me in solitary.' Neo sighed while giggling.

"Why didn't the police station blow up?" Roman asked in confusion.

"Perhaps they wanted to do something else with the station." Ironwood suggested.

"Regardless of that, Neo's plan seemed to be a success." Ozpin pointed out as everyone saw the damages. "Every building has been destroyed to some capacity."

"Nothing but craters as far as the eye can see." Qrow remarked.

"I'm impressed with the plan Neo's counterpart came up with. Even if it is only in a video game." Cinder thought herself with a smirk. "Should she make it through Beacon's fall, perhaps I can find more use for her."

____________________________

"You put a—?!" Emerald asked Neo in shock. "She-this motherfucker put a green bed in this tree. So that this would be her spawn, and no one would see it."

____________________________

Neo giggled once again as she held the appearance of sweet child. "I'm both short and sneaky."

"It was thoroughly thought out plan." Ruby said with a chuckle. "I'll give her that."

"I salute to it." Nora said as she saluted at the screen. "Even if the Neo we know is a criminal."

____________________________

"Hehehe." Neo chuckled before Glynda started to attack her. "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!"

Neo was then shown to have fallen from the tree, the screen showing: "VanossMC fell from a high place."

"Wow." Ilia said in surprise.

"Don't worry, I killed her." Glynda told everyone.

____________________________

"Would that actually change anything at this point?" Glynda asked with a humored smile.

"Sometimes, people just need a small form of vindication." Sienna chuckled with a shrug. "Even if the damage is all ready done."

____________________________

"So, when do we start rebuilding?" Jaune asked as Roman was shown with a rocket while in front of some TNT, all while under the police station.

"I-I think I'm just done playing." Emerald said.

"Yep." Klein agreed. "This has been the last Minecraft series. Hehe."

____________________________

Once more, people chuckled and laughed.

"Yeah, with all that destruction, I'd probably give up too." Blake said with a chuckle.

"It was fun for them while it lasted." Yang chuckled with a shrug.

____________________________

"Well I guess... I mean, I guess, uh, I guess I could-I guess I could go to prison for this." Neo said as a TNT fuse was lit. And it wasn't Roman who lit it.

"This poor guy has a piece of bamboo stuck to his head." Pana said as he looked over the damages of his house.

Roman, who heard the fuse being lit, quickly put himself on Spectator mode just in time for the police to blow up at the bottom of the screen read: "VanossMC was blown up by VanossMC."

"Vanoss was just—." Jaune began to speak before the explosions went off.

"What the fuck?!" Glynda yelled out in surprise.

"I hear things exploding again." Klein said as Neo chuckled.

"Oh, there goes the prison." Jaune said as the police station blew up. "There goes the prison."

____________________________

"Oh, well, looks like Vanoss-Neo wanted to blow up the police station personally." Pyrrha said with a chuckle.

"Now Neo's destroyed everything." Emerald said with a snicker.

"One final bang to end Doomsday." Nora giggled.

____________________________

"I'm done." Ilia said with an annoyed tone as Roman watched the explosion happen from above.

"All my hard work." Emerald said in shock.

"Holy shit!" Glynda said at the large explosion.

"All my hard work." Emerald said again.

"How much motherfucking TNT?!" Glynda asked.

"Jesus Christ!" Ilia shouted at the damage.

"All my hard work." Emerald said for a third time, clearly dead on the inside by now.

____________________________

"One of the best uses of explosives I've ever seen." Nora sniffed a bit with a smile as she wiped away a tear.

"I'm guessing I built the police station." Emerald said as she looked back at Vortech.

"You and Taiyang." Vortech answered her. "Even made police uniforms."

"This just became way more ironic." Mercury to Emerald with a chuckle. "You even sound like you're torn up about it."

"Well... I doubt it wasn't easy to build." Emerald replied to him.

____________________________

"The horses are okay though." Roman pointed out. "That's... you know that's looking good there."

"Yeah, the horses survived." Jaune said.

"Officer Porkchop!" Emerald cried out in despair.

"No!" Taiyang shouted with equal worry.

"He's been dead, hasn't he?" Klein asked.

"Officer Porkchop number two." Glynda said.

"Number two is dead." Jaune said at the same time as Glynda.

"Mark two." Taiyang said as well as he and Emerald ran over to inspect the large crater that was once the police station.

____________________________

"That scream." Mercury said with a laugh.

"Who's officer porkchop?" Ruby asked.

"A pig Emerald and Taiyang had at the station as a police officer." Vortech said with a chuckle.

"Okay. I see what they were going for there." Roman said with a snicker.

"A pig that was an actual pig." Emerald muttered to herself with a small snort.

"Poor officer Porkchop." Penny said with a saddened look.

"He's resting somewhere in a bacon-filled sky." Ruby told Penny as she turned to pat her on the shoulder.

____________________________

"Oh, my God." Ilia said as Emerald laughed a bit in sadness.

"Guys, look at the bright side." Neo suggested.

"Beacon's still there." Klein pointed out.

"Moo's-Moo's dirt house is still intact." Neo said as she was being followed by Ilia and Roman as the latter set his setting back on survival.

"Yay." Roman gave a light cheer. "You got a place to live, man. You're still good. Still good, Taiyang."

____________________________

"That ugly house next to Jaune's is mine?" Tai asked as he balked in surprise.

"It was a prank by Neo and Roman." Vortech told him. "While you were building your other house, they destroyed what was there, hide the materials inside chests, and hid the chests in the dirt house they built for you."

"Wow." Tai said with wide eyes. "These two... these two are real class clowns, aren't they."

"That sounds like something we would do." Roman said with a snicker.

____________________________

"I have a feeling it's about to explode." Glynda stated.

"Haha! No, no, no I would never blow up that one." Neo said as Roman flew over to the dirt house, which had been blown up slightly from Jaune's house being blown up.

"Whenever Vanoss mentions a place, it blows up." Jaune pointed out.

"Yeah, we worked too hard on that place to blow it up." Roman stated.

The video cut to daytime within Minecraft as everyone walked around.

____________________________

"Huh. I guess they didn't blow it up." Nora said with a surprised look.

"It's a testament to an earlier prank." Mercury stated. "Why would they want to blow it up?"

"It also serves as a finally insult to coincide with everything that's happened." Cinder said with a titter.

"Well, anyways, it looks like Doomsday is finally finished." Ruby said with a giggle.

"It was a fun experience." Yang replied to her little sister with a humored smile.

____________________________

"Roman." Neo called out to him with an expectant voice.

"Hehe." Roman chuckled in response.

"Roman." Taiyang mimicked Neo saying Roman's name.

"Roman." Jaune mimicked as well.

"I can't fix this, man. I can't fix this." Roman said otherwise. "This is gone. We need to start a new server."

"If you can't reset the server, I'm not playing anymore." Emerald said with a deadpan.

"HaHah! Haha!" Neo laughed in response before the video shifted to black.

____________________________

"Hehehehe." Roman chuckled at the screen. "I mean, we know I can reset all of this."

"You're just choosing not to because you're a prick." Sienna told him with a scoffing laugh.

"True." Roman smirked with a shrug.

'That was a very fun video.' Neo signed. "Even more fun, now that I know what my voice could potentially sound like."

"Throughout all of that, I can definitely see how you said we might lose brain cells." Glynda said to Vortech with a soft chuckle.

"I think I actually did." Winter replied before shaking her head with a humored smile.

"I really hope we can see more of this universe some other time." Yang said with a laugh. "This might just be better than Impractical Jokers."

"I definitely want to see my YouTuber counterpart." Nora said with a grin.

"Same." Mercury said as he rose his hand.

"Perhaps another time." Vortech waved them off. "For now, we need to get back to a more serious universe."

"Which universe are you talking about?" Pyrrha asked.

"Why, Mando's of course." Vortech replied to her.

"Yes!" Neo thought to herself with a very bright smile.

"Finally!" Nora cheered in joy. "More of Mando Ren and the Child!"

Ren calmly chuckled a bit at Nora's excitement, though he too wanted to know more about his counterpart's journey.

"Time for more space adventures." Ruby said with stars in her eyes.

"Yes, I know the lot of you are all excited." Vortech told them. "But before I get it set up... there's an outro to Roman's video. One he made himself."

"An outro?" Roman asked.

"Observe." Vortech stated as he motioned his staff at the screen.

____________________________

The video then ended with an outro fearing the voice clips of Jaune and Neo organized into that of a song.

"Yeah!" Neo's voice shouted.

CLICK ON
SUBSCRIBE!

"Shave my balls-balls-balls-balls... balls-balls-balls. Shave my balls-balls-balls." Jaune's voice was heard being used with auto tune in a singing tone.

"Balls."

"Shave my balls-balls-balls... balls-balls. Shave my balls-balls-balls."

THEN CLICK
THE BELL

____________________________

"Hahahaha!" Roman laughed while slapping his hand against his knee.

"Oh, dear God." Weiss vehemently said in apprehension to the song. "What affront to music is this?"

"The funny kind." Mercury said as he laughed, all the while Emerald and Cinder rolled their eyes.

"Now this is the icing on the cake." Qrow chuckled.

"This is weirdest song I've ever heard." Tai snickered while shaking his head.

"Now I'm losing brain cells." Glynda sighed as she put her face in her hand.

"Jaune, is that you singing the song?" Pyrrha said with a perturbed look.

"I, uh... I guess." Jaune said with as he gave the screen a weird look.

"These are audio clips Roman pieces together with his soundboard." Vortech explained. "He added in beats and put the audio clips together in a way that would make it seem like a song. It's quite the hit amongst his fans, and the fans of the others in the group."

"Well, people do have strange tastes." Ozpin said as he gave the song a raised brow.

____________________________

"Yeah!"

NEW MERCH: appeared on the screen with a T-Shirt based on Roman's T-logo with a skull.

"Shave my balls-balls-balls... balls-balls. Shave my balls-balls-balls."

"Shave my balls-balls-balls... balls-balls. Shave my balls-balls-balls."

"Shave my balls."

"Shave my wood."

"Yeah!"

"Shave my balls."

"Go shave my wood."

____________________________

"And it just got more revolting." Sienna said with a dry look.

"Oh, hush, you." Roman waved Sienna off. "You clearly don't understand the intellect needed for musical performance."

"Well I do, and I know for a fact that your outro is hardly music." Weiss stated to Roman with crossed arms.

"Music is subjective, Ice Queen Junior." Roman shot back at the heiress. "Why do you think people like rap and metal? We all have our likes, and this outro music is proof of it."

'YEAH!' Neo signed with a smile.

____________________________

"Yeah!"

"Shave my balls."

"Yeah!"

"Shave my balls."

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

"Shave my balls."

"Shave my balls."

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

And with that, the video ended with the sound of an electronic razor.

End chapter_

____________________________

Casting:

VanossGaming: Neopolitan

TheGamingTerroriser: Roman Torchwick

I Am Wildcat: Glynda Goodwitch

BasicallyIDoWrk: Emerald Sustrai

fourzer0seven: Ilia Amitola

Moo: Taiyang Xiao Long

BigJigglyPanda: Klein Seiben

H20 Delirious(mentioned): Nora Valkyrie

Lui Calibre(mentioned): Mercury Black

____________________________

Author's notes:

So, here we are. The long awaited Vanoss and Crew chapter. For this chapter, I mainly wrote it in the similar format as to how I do with RWBY watches VanossGaming and Crew, only making more like alternate dimensions. One of my favorite parts was writing Neo and Roman's reaction to Vanoss being Neo, and finally knowing what Neo could sound like if she had a voice—which now allows me to write Neo with a thinking voice. For those of you that don't know, Neo's official voice actor is Casey Lee Williams—even though Neo doesn't speak. And if you all remembered Casey Lee Williams, she the person who sings a majority of the RWBY songs, especially the intros.

So anyways, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. It's going to be a bit slow for me to get working on the next Mandalorian chapter because I'm going back to Florida this week, and I need to make sure I have everything packed and ready.

So, with all that said, farewell Rule Breakers.