A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf, who, as always, was a huge help with this chapter.

The scene starts with the gang driving their gray van along the street.

Blitzo: I love this song ! [poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio] ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles. You shove your fingers in your ears and glare and Blitzo while clenching your teeth

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

They drive into an old crowded parking lot.

Blitzo: ♫ Thoooought it might be love, but you went--♫

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

Blitzo: Unholy shit, fu-!

Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.

Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking spot!

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

Verosika: Blitzo. [pronounced as spelled]

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is...

Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.

Blitzo: ...three rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that bottle of Beelzejuice like it's the last cock in Hell!

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".

Blitzo: [angrily steps in front of Verosika] Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually, prick... it has my name on it.

Verosika points down to reveal that parking spot has been spray painted with the words "Verosika Mayday"

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...

Loona: [watching from the van] No way...

Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.

Blitzo: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!

Verosika: [removes her sunglasses] Awww, you mad, Blitzo? [pronounced as spelled once again] You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run...

Blitzo and Verosika: ...run three rings to and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!

Blitzo: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!

Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.

Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.

Blitzo: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna...

A towering muscular man appears behind Blitzo and growls.

Vortex: You'll what?

Blitzo: [glances around and stutters in fear] Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!

After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzo and Vortex laugh as if in a sitcom.

Verosika: Anyway, meet my new Hellhound...Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well.

Y/N: (Approaching the three) While Blitzo does deserve an ass beating, can you at least wait for him to sign my paycheck first?

Vortex turns and the two of you make eye contact.

Y/N: Vortex?!

Vortex: Y/N?!

Y/N and Vortex: My man! (bro hug)

Y/N: Working for Verosika Mayday. Glad to see you're doing well for yourself.

Vortex: Yeah. What about you?

Y/N: Working for this fuckstain. (gestures towards Blitzo) 

Blitzo: Hey?!

Y/N: It's the only profession that pays me to kill people.

Vortex: Sometimes I worry about you.

Y/N: Hey, I gotta provide for my mom and little sister somehow.

Verosika: (Interrupting) Now Blitz-o, how did you get a stud like *this* working for you?

She approaches you seductively, running her hands down your chest to your belt.

Verosika: How about you ditch this Diaper stain and work for me? 

She leans in closer and presses her breasts against your chest.

Verosika: I'll make it worth your while.

Y/N: This Bitch...Thanks but no, I'll stick with killing people.

Verosika: Alright then. (Slipping a business card into your pants) If you change your mind, my door is always open. 

She leans in and kisses you on the cheek, leaving a lipstick mark.

Blitzo: Hey, get your filthy whore-

Verosika flips him off.

Verosika: Ta-ta, fuck stain. (To you) Later, sexy.

She and Vortex walk off, her intentionally swaying her hips and hoping you're watching.

Blitzo: Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.

Y/N: What's your beef with her anyway?

Blitzo explains how he ditched her, stole from her, and broke her heart.

Y/N: Why the fuck should I take your side in this feud?! I outta beat your ass on principals' alone. 

Loona: [kicks van door open and steps out] You know Verosika Mayday?!

Blitzo: Huh...? Oh yeah, her, yeah. We dated.

Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?

Moxxie: [opens the van door and steps out] You dated a pop star?!

Blitzo: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Loona: Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?

Y/N: It's you?

Moxxie: I just... [scratches his head] Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Blitzo: Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!

Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.

Loona: You totally do that.

Y/N: (Strangling Blitzo) I caught you creeping around my little sister's room, you pedo! 

Flashback to a few weeks ago. You're shown relaxing in your family's apartment, playing a Zombie Shooter when your little sister, Dusk, hesitantly walks up to you. Dusk is eight years old, has gray fur, wears a dress, and has her tied in pigtails

Dusk: Y/N?

Y/N: (pausing the game) What is it, Duskie?

Dusk: I smelled something strange in my room.

Y/N: Okay. Wait here. I'll go check it out.

You enter your sister's room and smell and all too familiar and unpleasant scent. You pull her closet open and see Blitzo crouching in the corner, who grins sheepishly.

Y/N: 

https://youtu.be/HjtoswNj-xs

You get off on watching little girls, you perv?!

Blitzo: Now w-w-wait a minute. Just let me ex-

Before he can finish you slam your fist into his face, lift him up by the throat and toss him out of Dusk's closet. You then climb on top of him and punch him several more times before tossing him out of an open window. He lands on a car and you shout down after him.

Y/N: You come near my family again, I'll skin you alive!

 You felt Dusk hug you tightly

Dusk: I have the best big brother!

Y/N: Anything for my baby sister!

You then pick her up and give her multiple quick kisses on the cheek

Dusk: (Laughing) Y/N, stop! That tickles!

Y/N: You know what I'm gonna do now, right?

Dusk: (still laughing) No, please!

You then give her more kisses while tickling her, causing her tail to wag.

Present

You drop Blitzo to the ground while he coughs profusely.

Millie and Loona: You have a little sister?!

Y/N: Yes.

Millie: Why didn't you-

Y/N: None of your fucking business, that's why.

Loona and Millie look visibly hurt. Both from you acting cold and dismissive and not choosing to be more open about your relationship with your sister.

Blitzo: Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck. [tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to driver's side] Okay, Y/N, Loonie, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit.

Scene changes to the four of you exiting the elevator

Loona: Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!

Y/N: Uh, 1. You look fine and 2. since when do you care?

Blitzo: Y/N's right, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~

Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.

Loona: Shut UP, da—

Blitzo looks at her and makes a derpy face before Loona pushes him aside

Loona: Urgh! Blitzo!

You reach your office, where Vortex is standing across the hall.

Vortex: Hey. You work here too, Y/N?

Y/N: Yeah. And these two are my co-workers; Loona and Moxxie.

Moxxie: Hi.

Loona: Hey. How do the two of you know each other?

Vortex: Y/N and I grew up across the street from each other. We got into so much trouble together, people thought we were brothers. Which reminds me, how's your mom and sister?

Y/N: They're fine. Dusk misses you.

Vortex: (chuckling) She could barely say my name.

Blitzo: Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?

Vortex gestures to the door he's guarding, which has V.M. spray painted on it.

Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper.

Blitzo: Oh, COME ON!

Vortex: [scoffs] Sorry, man.

Blitzo: [mutters] Oh, no you don't, bitch.

Moxxie: Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone...

You, Blitzo, and Loona all tune him out and look annoyed.

Moxxie: In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-

Blitzo: Moxxie, shut the fuck up!

Y/N: Okay, maybe I can reason with her. 

Loona looks jealous at the idea of you in a room full of Succubi.

Loona: Why you?

Y/N: Well it's either me or the douchebag who stole from her-

Blitzo: Hey!

Y/N: The girl who hid from her and was worried about her appearance not two minutes ago-

Loona looks away, embarrassed. 

Y/N: And...Moxxie, I'm just gonna say it. You're kinda uppity at times. She's probably just gonna think you're talking down to her and she'll feel insulted.

Moxxie: ...Touche.

Vortex opens the door for you. You immediately take in the more upbeat music playing and notice the room full of sex demons staring at you lustfully. Among them were three Incubi and four Succubi apart from Verosika.

The Incubi were named Josh, Ace, and Kat

The other four Succubi were named Kiki, Coco, Apple, and Milky

Y/N: Hey, Verosika, can we talk?

Verosika: Is this about the job offer, cutie?

Coco: Woah, look at this feral stud muffin!

Apple: Come to mama! 

Kiki: I can make you whimper like a puppy.

Milky: I love them big and tall.

You glared in annoyance.

Y/N: THOTs, all of them. Just get all the fake attraction to me out now so I'm not a depressive, weeping mess three months later.

You became even more annoyed as Josh invaded your personal space and gave you bedroom eyes.

Josh: Want a kissy, big boy?

Without even turning your head, you whip your paw out and wrap it around Josh's throat.

Y/N: Not interested.

You toss him back, bowling over Ace and Kat in the process.

Out of nowhere, this sound effect plays

https://youtu.be/j14nvAgkc5Q

Y/N: I'm here about the parking spot. In all honesty, it does belong to us and I'm asking nicely.

Verosika: Hmm. Are you sure that's *all* you want?

Verosika leans forward and arches her back while lowering her dress, showing off her cleavage.

Y/N: Yes. Anything to shut Blitzo up and-

You cut yourself off when you notice that not only is Verosika still maintaining a sultry pose, Apple and Coco are standing at your sides giving you bedroom eyes, Kiki is arching her back and uncrossing her legs, and Milky is rubbing her breasts invitingly. However, all of this only makes you even more annoyed.

Y/N: Alright, enough of this.

You reach into your coat pocket, pull out your gun, and shoot a hole into the ceiling, scaring everyone else in the room.

Y/N: Now are we gonna talk like fuckin' adults? Or are you going to continue to be a bunch of THOTs?

Before anyone else can respond, Blitzo kicks the door open.

Blitzo: All right, Censored! THAT'S IT!! If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! 

Y/N: (Leaning down) ...You said "challenge" twice.

Blitzo: ...Fuck. I did.

Kiki: Mmmm... Is this Imp boy starting a demon duel?

Verosika: [Chuckles] I think he is!

Verosika: What's the game then, Blitzo? [Yet again, pronounced as spelled]

Blitzo: Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day.

The sex demons laugh. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing.

Verosika: Oh, you're serious? And what does the winner get?

Blitzo: The parking spot and...Y/N's employment contract.

Y/N: Blitzo, what the actual fuck?!

Verosika leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper

Verosika: Game on... bitch.

You and Blitzo leave Verosika's office, your voices echoing in the hall.

Y/N: Blitzo, I swear to Satan, if we lose this thing-

Blitzo: Would you relax? We're not gonna lose-

Your voices are cut off as Vortex enters the office and closes the door. Verosika takes in Ace, Kat, and Josh holding ice packs to their heads and looks up to see the bullet hole in her ceiling.

Verosika: What the fuck is Y/N's problem?

Vortex: If you have a minute, I can shed some light on the subject.

Kiki: Yes. Please. Enlighten us as to why your hot friend is a complete psycho.

Vortex: Did you flirt with him?

Succubi and Josh: Yes.

Vortex: Well...that was your first mistake. Y/N...hasn't had the best love life. His first girlfriend cheated on him. On Prom Night. With multiple other guys. His second girlfriend was emotionally and verbally abusive. She was always putting him down, undermining his confidence, and making it seem like he wasn't allowed to make his own decisions. And every woman he liked since just strung him along to fuck with him. Sometimes, it's weeks. Other times, it's months. Now a days, he thinks that if any woman flirts with him, they're just fucking with him and its only going to lead to more heartbreak down the line.

Apple: So you're saying-

Vortex: Yeah. By aggressively hitting on him, you probably just stirred up a bunch of bad memories.

Verosika: Alright...now I feel like a Bitch.

Coco: So what are we gonna do about Y/N's contract when we win this thing?

Verosika: We keep the parking space, but we're not gonna force Y/N to work with us if he doesn't want to.

Cut to IMP's office, where Blitzo is going over a poorly devised plan for how they're going to win their bet with Verosika. As Blitzo talks, IMP, their targets, and Verosika are portrayed as poorly drawn doodles.

Blitzo: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients. We portal up.  We have our fun murder time as per usual. We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe. We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it! They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet... We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face!

The doodle portrays the five members of I.M.P flipping off the doodle of Verosika, who collapses to her knees and bursts into tears.

Blitzo: Do you have... any questions? 

Moxxie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?

Blitzo: That wasn't a question.

Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.

Blitzo: That was a flawless plan.

Y/N:  (Feet propped up) No, that was the dumbest thing ever. Everyone in this room is now dumber having heard that.

Loona:

Blitzo: Oh, I don't wanna hear it you-

Y/N: (Getting in his face) YOU SIGNED ME AWAY LIKE I WAS NOTHING! IF ANYTHING, I SHOULD BE RIPPING YOUR SPINE OUT OF YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW!

Blitzo's eyes flit over to the "soiled my pants" button on his desk

Loona: I really don't want Y/N to leave IMP. And this could be a chance to get to know him better and see what he likes in a woman. Yeah, he can be a jerk at times, but he's professional, nice most of the time, I wanna ride him until neither of us can walk- gah!

Loona snaps out of Horny Mood

Loona: Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?

Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!

You, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall. While you have a smug grin on your face, everyone else is glaring disapprovingly.

Loona: Well, Y/N and I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along.

Blitzo: Wait, say that again.

Y/N: She said we can blend in.

Millie: Do you two have human disguises?

Y/N and Loona: Duh, don't you?

Imps: 

Loona: You guys have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!

Y/N: In my defense, I've never had to use it until now.

Blitzo: Okay, new plan!  Loonie and Y/N lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?

Millie: Flawless logic.

Moxxie: I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!

Blitzo: I got that covered, Mox.

Later, Blitzo puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.

Blitzo: Now... we wait.

Moxxie: Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!

Moxxie and Blitzo look to see demons lining up, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzo strolls toward the other demons.

Blitzo: Now, who's first?

The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. You, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

Blitzo: Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona and Y/N can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?

Loona skims a long list in her hands and the two of you sniff it.

Loona: Got it.

Y/N: Let's do this.

Loona transforms into her human form. Her human disguise resembles a caucasian woman wearing black lipstick with half of her head shaved. She is wearing a pair of sneakers instead of going barefoot as she would in her Hellhound appearance.

Blitzo: Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look downright awful!

A/N: Nope. She's still gorgeous.

You turn into your human form. Said human disguise is fair skinned, has a short swept back mohawk, a goatee while wearing black camo military pants, black combat boots, a t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off and a skull in the process of exploding, and a bracelet made by his little sister on his right wrist. 

Millie: Mama likey.

Loona: Breed me.

Y/N: What?

Loona and Millie: (embarrassed) Nothing!

Montage of you and Loona scanning the crowd for your targets. Loona approaches a large man and motions for him to follow her to a secluded alley. Before anything can happen, Blitzo shoots the man through the head.

You approach two women, put your arms around them, and give them bedroom eyes before taking them over to the alley, where Loona and Millie are glaring jealously. Right as soon as you reach the alley, Loona and Millie both yank the two victims into the shadows and stab them repeatedly. You turn around and glance nervously before covering a bit of blood with your shoe and smiling nervously at a man who walks by, who simply nods at you.

Montage continues to depict:

Blitzo hanging a man who lunges towards Loona

Millie drop kicking a man who tried to kiss Loona off a roof

You dropping a flowerpot on a man's head

A woman looking at you lustfully while undoing her bikini top before Loona slits her throat

You shooting a woman with a silenced pistol

You and Moxxie decapitating two other men

Cut to you putting the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.

Blitzo: That's ten kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many--

Verosika: Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!

Y/N: Oh great, these Simps.

Fan boy: Verosika!

Verosika: This is your final boarding call. All aboard~

Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". "Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the screens. Blitzo growls like a rabid animal, literally foaming at the mouth.

Verosika: ♫ Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town. ♫

♫ V-time, free time, baby relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D. ♫

Blitzo: God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!

A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzo.

Blitzo: [points to vomiting man] He on the list, Loonie?

Loona: Huh? Yeah... I- I think so.

Loona is shown looking at you while you glare at Verosika and the sex demons

Blitzo: Good!

Blonde man: Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun? [Laughs]

Blitzo: Yeah... Pretty cool, huh?

Blitzo cleaves his head in half with the axe.

Blitzo: But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! 

You grab Loona's hand.

Y/N: Come on.

Loona: (Blushing) Okay...

Blitzo: Alright, next one, Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where--...?

Blitzo glances around to find you and Loona nowhere in sight.

Blitzo: Wha-- Wha-- Wh-- WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!

Millie: [Points to the stage] Look!

Blitzo sees you leading Loona through the crowd. 

Blitzo: What the fuck is he-

Cut to you and Loona in the crowd

Loona: So why did you lead me over here?

Y/N: To sniff out more targets. I'm not gonna work for these people.

You're approached by a stereotypical party-bro douchebag, who grins at you lustfully.

Y/N: Fuck off.

You punch him across the jaw, knocking him out

Loona is approached by the one middle-aged creep you would see at a party full of young adults.

Loona: Not happening.

She kicks him in the nuts and he collapses to his knees.

Verosika: Now, who wants a piece of this?!

Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden portal. A fish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.

You and Loona approach Vortex, who has just knocked out an unruly fan who attempted to rush the stage.

Y/N: Hey, Tex.

Vortex: Oh, hey. Y/N. Loona. How's it going?

Y/N: You know. Just trying to keep my job.

Vortex: If it helps, I asked them to lay off with the flirting.

Y/N: Thanks, man.

Loona looks at you confused, wondering why you wouldn't want a bunch of gorgeous Succubi throwing themselves at you. Before she can ask you, Blitzo pops up, assuming that Loona was attempting to flirt with Vortex.

Blitzo: Am I... interrupting something?

Vortex: Nah, man. Just having a conversation.

Blitzo: "Conversation" leads to HPV!

Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal cans.

Moxxie: And... we've lost him. [sighs] It's looking like it's up to us handle this list.

Millie: Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!

Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.

Loona: Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!

Y/N: Loona's right. You don't have a disguise! You have any idea how much trouble we're gonna be in if anyone here puts two and two together?!

Blitzo: I just wanted to see what was so important that you two would be distracted from your job.

Y/N and Loona: Don't put this on Loona!/Don't put this on Y/N!

The two of you stare at each other for a few seconds, surprised.

Blitzo: WE HAVE A PARKING SPOT ON THE LINE!

Vortex: Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?

Blitzo: Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!

Y/N: Don't talk to my friend like that, dipshit!

Loona:  Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!

Blitzo: Because I adopted you! And that should mean something!

Y/N: Blitzo, for Satan's sake, she is a grown woman. She should be allowed to make her own choices without you constantly babying her and treating her like a vulnerable child. She's really proven herself today, so stop treating her like she can't handle herself!

You notice Loona with a blush spreading across her face, flattered that you were standing up for her.

Y/N: Probably just getting hot and bothered by Vortex.

Loona: (shaking away her blush) You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!

Blitzo: It still counts!

Loona: Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't now!

The two of them look away from each other. Blitzo glances back at Loona looking genuinely upset.

Millie and Moxxie hides behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

Human: WOOOO! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiiis!

The man knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.

Woman: Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs!

Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.

Skool: I got it!

Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "beer possum" as they carry the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.

Loona tries to say something to an upset Blitzo, who crosses his arms.

Loona: Uh... Blitzo... I'm-

Blitzo: Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something!

Loona: Ugggh...

Vortex: Damn, girl. That was savage. 

You place a comforting hand on her shoulder.

Y/N: You okay, Loona?

Loona: [blushes] Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does.

Vortex: [chuckles] I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Mmm! Takes guts.

Loona: Thanks.

Cut back to Verosika on the stage, where she sees you with Loona and Vortex and an idea forms in her head

Verosika: (grabbing a microphone) Alright, Spring Breakers!If you could do me a huge favor and welcome a very special guest to the stage; Y/N!

Y/N: Wait, what?!

Verosika shines a spotlight at you while the crowd cheers, and you freeze in your tracks.

Vortex: I don't think there's any getting out of this, man.

Y/N: (annoyed) Oh, fuck me...

Loona: Gladly

You walk up to the stage and pick up an electric guitar.

Y/N: If I do this, do we get the parking space back?

Verosika: (teasingly) Maybe.

Y/N: Ugh.

With that, you pick up the guitar and begin to sing

https://youtu.be/kkSIYkUrKFI

During the song, you didn't notice Loona and Millie staring at you completely starstruck. 

The Succubi were originally staring at you starstruck with hearts in their eyes before remembering what Vortex told them about your love life and realize the meaning behind your lyrics. After this, they look at you more sympathetically.

After the song ends, Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tipes over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie: [drunk] Millieeeeeeeee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? 

Before Millie can respond, a monster fish created by Verosika's flash rises out of the water and begins slaughtering party goers

Moxxie: [drunk] Ooooh! Fish.

The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer and closes its mouth.

Moxxie: [drunk] Hehehe... Weeeeee...

You change into your Hellhound form, and leap into the monster's mouth, much to the concern of Loona, Millie, and the Succubi. The fish monster stumbles as several bloody gashes appear from inside the monster's body before a huge slash kills it and it topples into the sea. You climb out carrying a drunk Moxxie and Verosika's flask.

Blitzo: (Sarcastically) Woooo. Yeah. Way to show off, Y/N.

Y/N: I didn't see you doing anything.

Moxxie: [Drunken] Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo... drinky.

Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.

Blitzo: Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking.

Verosika: Blitzo. [Pronounced as spelled, for the final time.}

Blitzo: Oh perfect. That must be the whores!

Millie takes the flask from you.

Millie: I don't think this belonged to any of us.

Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky.

Millie: Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world.

Moxxie: [Laughs] Oh, Satan! You all be so... FUUUUCKED! [Continues laughing.]

Verosika: Yeah, well... you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!

Moxxie: [faceplants] A human called me a possum. I am not a [faceplants again] possum!

Blitzo: Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space.

Verosika: ...Fine.

Blitzo: WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!! [laughs triumphantly]

Millie: Fuck YEAH!

Blitzo: IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!

Verosika: [Scoffs] Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!

Vortex: You should come to one of my girlfriend's hound parties.

Y/N: (teasingly) They're overrated.

Vortex: [Chuckles] Let's get you some friends, girl.

Blitzo: Come on guys. Let's go put our FAT fuckin' car in our FAT fuckin' space!

Everyone except you jumps through the portal as your Hellhound hearing picks up the rotors of a Police Helicopter. 

Y/N: They're not my favorite people, but no one deserves to be a victim of Blitzo's fuckery

Blitzo jumps up to flip Verosika off. However, you punch him in the face and steal the Grimoire, unknown to Verosika's group, who are soon surrounded by Cops.

Police: PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!!

Verosika: Alright, sluts. Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick.

Everyone else groans in disgust before they notice the Cops' eyes going completely blank before they start turning their weapons on each other and some of them are forced to turn their weapons on themselves. The chopper then starts spiraling out of control.

Chopper Pilot: Mayday! Mayday! I'm going down! Repeat, I'm going-

He's cut off as the Chopper crashes into the Sea and then explodes.

Verosika and her group: 0_0

Verosika: What the fuck just happened?!

You step out of the shadows, holding the Grimoire.

Y/N: You're welcome.

Verosika: Not that we aren't EXTREMELY grateful...but why?

Y/N: Look, no one deserves to be a victim of Blitzo's non-sense. Especially not after what he already did to you.

Verosika gives you a genuine smile before pulling you into a bone-crushing hug.

Verosika: How could I ever thank you?!

Y/N: (constricted) You can let me breathe!

Verosika: (embarrassed) Sorry!

Y/N: Look...just, forget about it. We'll call it even.

You summon a portal and jump back into Hell.

Verosika: All in favor of doing everything in our power to make him ours?

She, Kiki, Coco, Apple, and Milky raise their hands while sighing dreamily. Vortex sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose.

Back in Hell, Blitzo is complaining about you helping Verosika.

Blitzo: What the fuck did you do that for, Y/N?! She was about to-

You knock him out with a quick punch

Y/N: I need a friggin drink.

End of Chapter. Next; CHERUB

A/N: As of the time I'm publishing this, it's Halloween. And it's been confirmed on Twitter that the new Helluva Boss episode comes out later today, the first of a two-part Season Finale